The physical examination report of the friend's son came out, and it was actually O blood. The friend was very angry and had a big fight with his wife: Why are we both AB blood, but our son is O blood? Friend wife

The physical examination report of the friend's son came out, and it was actually O blood. The friend was very angry and had a big fight with his wife: Why are we both AB blood, but our son is O blood? The friend's wife still did not admit it, and after a fight with the friend, she returned to her mother's house. The friend thought to himself: Go back to your mother's house, don't come back in this life! Who knew that early this morning, my friend's wife ran back in ashes. She sat down on the couch and muttered, "Oh! It's better to be in your own home and don't have to wash and cook every day!

2. Sister: I can have a boyfriend, you can't interfere in my private life. Husband: OK, I'm going to have a girlfriend too. Sister: No! Husband: Why can't you do it? Sister: I make a boyfriend, you can't do it, people can do it, I won't always pick you wrong, it is conducive to family happiness, you make a girlfriend, I have a small heart, jealousy and quarrel with you, which is not conducive to family stability. Husband: Then I am also small-minded. Sister: A man is as small as a woman, thanks to your kindness.

3. Today to help my wife get the courier, the kind that the rural supermarket puts on behalf of you. Before going I knew it was SF's, a big box. Go to the courier point, the boss said SF is there, you find it yourself. I saw a big box, SF's, and the name of our group and took it home. When I got home, my wife dismantled it, and it was a laptop inside, not ours. Driving back again, the boss said: How did you take the wrong one, and don't look at it. I said: SF's, big box, and the same as our group name, how do small rural places know such a coincidence! Hey, in the future, I still have to look at the name and mobile phone number, and I was nagged by the boss and ran more

4. When Cuihua was in her sophomore year of high school, a handsome and good-looking male classmate was transferred from the class. Jade Fell in love with him at first sight. Later, he finally plucked up the courage to write him a love letter. He took the love letter to Cuihua and asked: Is this what you wrote?" Jade nodded shyly. Only to see him with an angry face and pat his head: How could it be, such a beautiful word, how could it be written by you! Your looks don't deserve that at all!

5. The goddess was dumped by her boyfriend and cried so sadly on the street that she came back to life. The buddies asked me to persuade me, so I had to try it, and I said: Don't cry, the old don't go to the new. As a result, the goddess cried even harder, and I said: If I cry again, I will be your boyfriend! The goddess suddenly stopped crying and said in horror: Don't scare me, I am very timid. I was angry and asked her: Am I so empty as your boyfriend? The goddess nodded very seriously: You are too good-looking, and you can't rely on your good looks. Alas, sometimes being handsome is also a kind of annoyance.

6. I studied at Beijing Normal University and fell in love with the seniors of Peking University. Confessing to the senior was rejected, and I asked: I look so beautiful, why don't you look up to me? Senior: You are so confident, can you point your face? I rightly said: My mother said, don't face is confidence. Senior: Didn't your dad say something? Me: My dad said my mom was right!

7. Two days ago because of the throat inflammation, a week, can not speak, there is no way but to hang bottles to go, in the village of that kind of small clinic is really boring, let the doctor say to show me a book to read. I said yes with joy, and I went into the house, and I was happy to think about what books would I bring me to relieve my boredom? Didn't expect it to come out later, give me a drug instructions!

8. Husband and father-in-law have similar backs, and once they wore the same clothes. When I woke up in the morning, I was confused and looked at someone in the kitchen and thought it was my husband. Habitually slapped his ass and shouted, "Quick, starve, hurry up and cook for the old lady!" At this time, my father-in-law turned around awkwardly, and I screamed, turned around and ran. Since that time, my father-in-law has not dared to come to my house for a year!!

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