In the Ming Dynasty, Xiangyang produced a wise man, don't look at his big characters do not know a few, but a belly, humorous and funny, fair and reasonable, especially a pair of gudao enthusiastic mind, willing to help the people, quite prestigious in the folk. #Folktales # #搞笑 #
Because he can speak well, everyone does not call him by his real name, and affectionately calls him "King of iron mouths".
It is said that this year, a new county grand master came to the county, according to the rules, the new official took office with three fires, the county grandfather had to visit the villages under his jurisdiction, and every place had to send people to be a car driver, carrying four small cars to invite the county grandfather from the city to inspect and guide, and then send him back with great respect.
The village where the Iron Mouth King is located has few people, plus he has only four people in total, the mountain road is not easy to walk, the sharp bend is steep, either uphill or downhill, and the county master is a big fat man of two hundred pounds, making the Iron Mouth King and several other people tired and sweaty, crying bitterly.
The Iron Mouth King saw that everyone was sweating profusely, and tentatively asked the car: "County Lord, the time is still early, everyone is tired for most of the day, do you want to rest for a while before leaving?" ”
The county grandfather did not eat in the morning, thinking about how to go to the village to eat a meal, where to take care of the pain of the car, shook his head and said: "The old man did not say tired, what do you call, continue to walk!" ”
In desperation, the Iron Mouth King had no choice but to shout a trumpet to encourage everyone and continue to walk forward. After another journey, everyone was so tired that their legs trembled, and they really couldn't lift it, and asked: "County Grandmaster, do you want to take a break?" ”
The county master was a little anxious at this time, rubbing his stomach and lazily saying, "Okay, then rest for a while!" ”
The Iron Mouth King hurriedly settled down and sat under the tree with the others to cool off and sweat.
After the county grand master finished his hand, stretching his loins to enjoy the scenery of the field, he suddenly shixing made a big haircut, shook his fan and said: "The mountain is so big, the road is so small; the civilians are not as good as officials, and the use is really small." ”
The Iron Mouth King originally had anger in his heart, and when he heard the county grand master sneering, he was not convinced in his heart, so he teased and said: "The old man is indeed a master, and the stomach is filled with dry goods, and he is only eight buckets high!" ”
The county grand master did not hear the iron-mouthed king's sarcasm, and said triumphantly: "Of course, there is nothing in the stomach, how can you become an official?" It's not like you have enough to eat and drink to slip through, life is simple! ”
The Iron Mouth King smiled, "That is, that is, how can we ordinary people compare with you!" Or I'll show you an ugly one and play a riddle to entertain you! ”
The county grandfather listened to it well, anyway, there was nothing to do, it was better to take this opportunity to punish these people well and let them see what the skill was. So he nodded his head in agreement. But also made a request, if you guessed it, not to give everyone a reward.
The Iron Mouth King smiled in his heart, don't talk about you, even Kong Shengren may not be able to guess. You're just waiting to be ugly! So he nodded and said, "Well said, the old man guessed it, we don't want to reward money." But if the old man can't guess, he can double the reward! ”
The county grandfather is a door-picking goods, and he is really worried that if he can't guess it, he will pay more for the reward, so he changed his mouth and said: "If I can't guess, then don't take the car and go by yourself!" ”
The Iron Mouth King nodded and said, "Listen, sir, this riddle is very simple, guess an object." Say that there is something that does not move, and runs on a leash. ”
When the county grandfather heard this, he scratched his head, and couldn't think of what it was for half a day. So I asked the Iron Mouth King what this thing was.
The Iron Mouth King smiled. It is said that such a thing is a straw shoe, which will not move when placed on the ground, but it can climb mountains and mountains and walk all over the world when tied to the feet.
The county master did not guess it, and suddenly his face was a little dull, and his heart was not convinced, and he was not willing to walk on two legs. So the sharp white face asked the Iron Mouth King to come again, this time to be more elegant, not vulgar.
The Iron Mouth King said, "Okay, guess something." Ask what Heaven knows I have, and Earth knows I don't have. People know that I have, and I know that I have nothing. ”
The county master was stunned again. This riddle is very elegant, but the brain is a mess, and I can't think of anything. The fat face was flushed, and only then did he shyly answer the Iron Mouth King, what is such a thing.
The Iron Mouth King smiled and said that this thing is not unusual, it is a set of socks worn on the feet. Only the cloth barrel, no cloth bottom. Slip on your feet to avoid thorny legs along the way. From above or bystanders, it seems to be socks, but from below, there is no bottom of the socks, and the person wearing it knows it himself, but others do not know.
After listening to the Explanation of the Iron Mouth King, the county master was so anxious that he was sweating profusely, and he didn't expect to guess it twice in succession, and he had the heart to scold the Iron Mouth King for deliberately making things difficult, but when the words came to his mouth, he really couldn't say it, so he had to say: "Everything is said three times, and you say another indecent and good!" ”
The Iron Mouth King smiled, "Good! The third riddle is to guess an object. Something starts to be green, and finally yellow, and if you don't go out alone, you will go out in pairs. There are ears that can't hear, there are mouths that can't speak! ”
The county grand master was anxious to scratch his ears and scratch his cheeks, and he couldn't think of anything he was.
The Iron-Mouthed King smiled hippie and the others lifted up the empty palanquin and told the truth.
It turned out that the mystery was still straw shoes, which were cyan at first, and turned yellow after a long time. Straw shoes have ears and openings, which cannot be worn alone, and a pair of shoes can be worn. Not at all.
The county grandfather's face was blue for a while, red for a while, grinding and rubbing and not knowing what to say.
When the Iron Zui King saw that the county master was unhappy, he knew that he wanted to pay the bill, so he took the others to carry the empty palanquin and ran to the village.
The county grandfather fine skin tender meat, where to go. Immediately panicked, he waved his hands and shouted: "Come back, come back, I will double the reward, don't throw me here!" ”
The iron-mouthed king did not return, throwing down a sentence: "The old man has a stomach and eyes, and his words do not count, we will not lift you!" "After saying that, the speed is faster, and in the blink of an eye, there is no one."
The county grandfather was so angry that he stomped his feet, but he shouted that he should not do it every day, so he had to frown and walk on his own.
The story is over, I wish you all a happy Chinese New Year and all the best!