(1) Zui recently bought a house, and Dad sponsored me half of Qian. I joked with my father: "You bought the house for me, so qian, who was simply decorated, also helped me pack it, right?"

(1) Zui recently bought a house, and Dad sponsored me half of Qian. I joked with my father: "You bought the house for me, so qian, who was simply decorated, also helped me pack it, right?" Dad squinted at me: "Then I will help you marry your wife in qian later, will I still have to help you have a child?" The old mother sneered and said, "You dare!" ”

(2) I asked my mother, "If there is a sister and an older brother, why would she give birth to me?" ”

My mother said to me, "When your brother and sister were born, we found that they were all too ugly, and then we wanted to have a cute and beautiful child." ”

At that time, I was very excited, very proud to say to my mother: "Then why don't you give birth to me after giving birth?" ”

The old mother sighed and said, "After giving birth to you, we don't dare to give birth, one is uglier than the other!" ”

(3) "I want to get a tattoo, which is more aggressive, but Zui is good and more low-key. ”

"Oh, well, you have a QR code tattooed on your back spine, something is exposed to flash it, and someone else sweeps it is a line: Who TM allowed you to sweep?"

(4) Di Yi was a little embarrassed to take his girlfriend home, while my mother was in the kitchen, I secretly led her to the room, pressed her on the bed and began to papapa...

After the end of the matter, she couldn't get up, looking at her moving curves and burning posture, I couldn't help but snap again, this time not feeling very comfortable.

Take a closer look: the special * leaked!

(5) The stock plummeted, and the patient lying on the bed asked the nurse in pain: "Love is gone, family affection is gone, friendship is gone, the house is gone, Qian is gone, the stock is lost, do I really have nothing?" The nurse said in loving words: Look at what you said, why are you so unconfident in yourself? Aren't you still sick!

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