1, the two couples do not speak in the cold war, when they go to bed at night, the man takes a note to his daughter-in-law, which reads: "Tomorrow at 7:00 to wake me up." The next morning, the man woke up to 7:30

1, the two couples do not speak in the cold war, when they go to bed at night, the man takes a note to his daughter-in-law, which reads: "Tomorrow at 7:00 to wake me up." The next morning, the man woke up to find that it was 7:30, all kinds of anger, the wife ignored it, then the man found a note next to him, which read: "Get up at 6:50." ”

2, when I was in college, I talked about a girlfriend, when I first went to my girlfriend's house, my father-in-law and mother-in-law made 18 dishes, all of which were hard dishes! After drinking and eating, my father-in-law asked me: "Boy, how about this dish today?" I hesitated, thinking that I would honestly reply, "This dish is not very tasty!" Who knew that the father-in-law suddenly patted his thigh and said happily: "Wife, I said that this young man is honest and reliable." After I listened, my heart blossomed, and it seemed that the answer was correct. Then my mother-in-law came over with the fruit and smiled at me, "My cooking skills determine that my daughter is at this level, and it seems that in the future, if you cook in your family!" "I really regret it now, why should I tell the truth in the first place!"

3, buddy married, the bride with a big belly. I asked him privately: My sister-in-law looks like she is about to give birth, how can she delay marriage at this time, how inconvenient is it? Buddy laughed: You don't understand, at this time to get married, in a few days she will be born, honeymoon will let her confinement, I don't have to accompany her around, how good. I was stunned.

4, when I got married, there was a program that closed the bedroom door and let me guess which bedroom was my daughter-in-law. The requirement was that no matter which room I entered, even if it wasn't my daughter-in-law inside, I would kiss her. I was still very happy after listening to it, and whispered to the emcee: "This is too exciting to play, right?" As a result, the emcee smiled: "Don't be too happy too soon, I remind you that you must choose carefully, because in addition to your daughter-in-law, the remaining two bedrooms are men." "I...?

5. After the brother-in-law went bankrupt, he owed 1,000,000 foreign debts, and heard that the takeaway could earn 10,000 yuan a month, so he sent the takeaway to pay off the debt. The brother-in-law never timed out to deliver food, and every time he was particularly punctual and fast, but there was always someone who gave the brother-in-law a bad review. Once, my brother-in-law went to deliver takeaway to a girl in a small district, and the girl was an old customer who ordered 100 orders a month. The brother-in-law looked at the girl and said: Sister, you must be single, right? The girl said: Yes, what's wrong? The brother-in-law said: It's okay I see you look black, fat and ugly, I feel like you must be single! "

6) The other day my son inexplicably pulled me into a group. When I went in, it was all the younger generations in the family: my sister's son and daughter, my brother's two sons, and my cousin's children. The juniors were very polite and unanimously asked me to be the leader of the group, saying that I was the only elder in the group. After the group leader transferred it to me, the children said: Uncle (uncle, uncle), become the group leader and send a red envelope! Thinking that they are all juniors, they sent an ordinary package: ninety-nine per capita, ten people, sent me nine hundred and nine. After sleeping and waking up, the children all withdrew from the group!

7. Attend a classmate's wedding on the weekend. During the dinner, I met the goddess I chased to the death when I was in school. As soon as she saw me. Screaming again. It was punching and punching me again. That's intimate. It took me a lot of effort to stabilize her. I was so beautiful that I almost fainted. Ha ha. Maybe you can relive old dreams. Who knew that she had a sentence at this time. I heard people say: You are already dead...?

8. The mother-in-law uses a pressure cooker to stew beef. The first time I used it, I had no experience, and I stewed it. The father-in-law comforted the mother-in-law. The second time, it was stewed again, and the father-in-law did not say a word... Yesterday, my mother-in-law stewed beef again. The father-in-law was very angry and slammed the pot fiercely... It scared everyone. The father-in-law said loudly to the mother-in-law: The first paste, you have no experience, it is your problem. Have you experienced, the second time, the third time still paste? It's not your problem, it's the pot problem! Let's change the pot.

9. After the meal, my wife carefully cut my nails, and after cutting them, I polished and wiped them one by one. She held my hand and looked at it under the lamp, as if admiring her own masterpiece, the tenderness that flowed in the serious concentration made me secretly swear from the bottom of my heart that I must double my love for the woman in front of me! Just when my heart was fluctuating, my wife clapped my hand: "Well, the nails are also cut, hurry up and wash your clothes, so that you won't hang up the yarn!" ”?

10. When I went to my aunt's house on the weekend, my cousin suddenly called my aunt to cry. She said that she and her husband had a conflict and wanted to divorce because they both felt that the other party was too lazy! After they finished calling, I was worried about my aunt and kept trying to find something nice to comfort her. As a result, my aunt suddenly looked at me very seriously and said to me: You are right not to be married, you are so lazy, you may be killed when you get married!

11, recently my company's earnings are very booming, I found the target, the big guys worked together to complete the results of this month, and the income is much more than previously imagined. To reward the employees, I gave one of them a week off. I took my wife and son to Inner Mongolia on a self-driving tour to relax and take a border herder that I raised at home. Looking at the vast grassland, the mood was very good, I untied the rope of the border pasture and said: "It is usually stuffy at home, and I have to let it enjoy the grassland scenery." After a while, BianMu ran without a trace. On the way back, I said with some sadness: "I feel that we are not here for tourism." The wife asked, "Then why did we come?" Me: "Let's release the creature..."?

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