1, upstairs a new moved a young woman, looks really beautiful. Once she came downstairs to me and said that the sewer pipe in the bathroom at home was blocked, and asked me to go upstairs to help her dredge it

1, upstairs a new moved a young woman, looks really beautiful. Once she came downstairs to me, said that the sewer pipe in the bathroom at home was blocked, let me go upstairs to help her dredge it, I rushed to get the tools, and followed the beautiful woman upstairs, but in five minutes, I helped the beautiful woman dredge the sewer pipe in the bathroom. When I got home, I found that there was a young man in the house, so I asked my wife who was this man? My wife said lightly, he is a neighbor downstairs, I want him to go upstairs to help our family repair things, dredge the pipes!

2. Children who go to school in rural areas must know that they have to weed in school after the two-month summer vacation. One day at the beginning of the school, some people brought hoes, some people brought shovels, some people brought sickles... I was so strong that I took 100 sheep from my family to school. At that time, my friends were stunned, this was the most imposing time of my life!

3. Because I am usually more good at things, I have a good relationship with the class teacher. I'm a guest on weekends! This time, I carried a bag of mangoes to the homeroom teacher's house. The class teacher smiled and said, "Thank you, my daughter is allergic to mangoes, and the allergy medicine in my house is piled up!" I was about to leave when my little daughter tugged at her sleeve and said, "I think we still want it, or the medicine will be wasted!" ”

4. I was in a bad mood late last night, so I went downstairs to the shop to buy wine and drink. I shouted to the lady boss: Give the bottle to the old village chief! Hostess: Thirty! Me: The last time I came, it was fifteen yuan, how did the price increase? Hostess: It was daytime, three more midnight, all sold at this price. Reluctantly, I took out thirty and handed it to her, and the lady looked for it on the wine cabinet, and then looked for me for fifteen more. Me: How did you find fifteen more? Hostess: The wine is sold out.

5. Yesterday, I went to the supermarket to buy something after work and met a colleague and her daughter. Her daughter was so cute that the first time we met, she had to ask me to take her to the playground. I teased her: "Aren't you afraid that I'll sell you?" Little Lori said: "My mother said that she had a particularly ugly experience, the kindest, it must be you." "I heard this with a black line on my face, is this praising me??

6, on the bus, a man came over and secretly kissed me... Then he whispered, "I'm sorry! I'm sorry... I recognized the wrong person, you and my girlfriend dressed exactly the same, she squeezed behind, do not believe you look back..." I looked at it was a misunderstanding, and I didn't say anything... But after a few stops, the girl who was dressed exactly like me squeezed over and said, "Sister, your boyfriend just thought I was you... I......

7. Not long ago, my eldest leftover man in my family, my second brother, was finally getting married. A few days before the wedding, my second brother said to me: Xiu'er, my brother is about to get married, and you will be a bridesmaid that day. I said wittily: Second brother, you want me to be an undercover agent for you, so that I can open the door for you when you call the door on the wedding day? My second brother said: It is worthy of my sister, smart. I said with a bad smile: My second sister-in-law has already given me two thousand, you look at it!

8. Today, the parents of the Little Red Sisters are not at home, so the timid sister and sister sleep in a window. Mosquitoes are infested at night. Sister said: Sister, you see, so many mosquitoes. Xiaohong said: Turn off the light, the mosquitoes can't see us, and then the sister really turned off the lights and suddenly a pair of fireflies flew in, the sister was very scared to get close to the sister, the sister was very nervous and said: What to do with the sister, we are miserable, you see the mosquitoes carrying lanterns to find us

9. My father-in-law took the bus to visit an old friend at a nursing home today. In the car, my father-in-law showed off with the Apple 6S I bought for him, the driver braked sharply, and a young man inadvertently touched his father-in-law's mobile phone. My father-in-law shouted at the young man: What if you break my mobile phone? Did you lose money? Along the way, chattering, mouthing non-stop, the driver is another sharp brake, the father-in-law's mobile phone fell down on the car, the back shell fell open, and a Nokia brand battery fell out of it.

10. My sister, who is 12 years old, has just entered high school, and it is already dark when she comes home every night after self-study. One day, my sister came to me for help: "Brother, I met a few satyrs on the way down to study, can you pick me up from school?" I agreed without hesitation. That night, a handsome young man approached him, and his sister shouted, "That's him!" I pressed it forward, trying to do it, but was stopped by my sister. Just listen to her viciously say to the guy: "This is my brother, karate master, today you don't add my WeChat and want to leave..."

11. The nephew broke his sister-in-law's beloved teacup, and he looked panicked! I gave him 100 yuan, and when my sister-in-law was not off work, I told him to go to the supermarket to buy an exact same one, so that my sister-in-law wouldn't beat him! As a result, when I was handing him the money, my sister-in-law actually left work early, and she looked at the debris on the ground and was blindfolded: What's going on, my teacup! Before I could speak, the little cub actually said: It was broken by my uncle, and you see he still wants to give me a sealing fee, telling me not to say it! Nyima, I'm going to jump the Yellow River! ~~

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