1, I went to see hemorrhoids, and it was a beautiful female doctor who treated me, which was embarrassing. I asked her if she could change to a male doctor, and she said, in the eyes of our doctors, there is no gender. I

1, I went to see hemorrhoids, and it was a beautiful female doctor who treated me, which was embarrassing. I asked her if she could change to a male doctor, and she said, in the eyes of our doctors, there is no gender. I laughed a little and said, but in the eyes of our patients, you doctors are gender-divided, and you have to consider our feelings. If there is a male doctor, please change one, thank you! She shook her head and said, I have a doctor who sees hemorrhoids today, if you want me to see it, then you will come back tomorrow. It was hard to spare half a day to see a doctor, how could I give up halfway? I thought about it for a moment, gritted my teeth and said to her, Well, it's up to you, you show me! After the examination, she said that your symptoms are not very serious, do not need surgery, I will prescribe you some medicine, and then you usually pay more attention to exercise, do not sit for a long time. After a while, I will review it again, and it should be no big problem. Although it was still quite embarrassing to let the female doctor see the hemorrhoids, she said it was still quite professional, and I listened to her and nodded, thanked her, took the medicine and left the hospital. Back at work in the afternoon, my secretary smiled and said to me that the blind date for me had been arranged, the restaurant was also booked, and it was sent to my mobile phone, telling me to meet her in the evening. At 7 p.m., I arrived at the restaurant on time and found that the other party had arrived, and before I could sit down, I was surprised to find that the blind date was actually the female doctor during the day. It's really bad...

2, played a game in the Internet café for 10 hours, and came home hungry. Me: Dear Mommy, is there any food left? Mom: The fridge has pickles! I was not happy to say: How is it always pickles? Can't you just stir-fry a dish? Mom: You've eaten enough pickles now? Since you were a child, you like to nibble on pickle lumps, and I remember once you took a basket of eggs from home to exchange for pickles with a neighbor! If people don't change, you will roll on the ground and play with Laipi and not leave!

3, a man went to the KTV to sing, a woman came to the private room with her open chest, scratched her hair and said: "Give 200 yuan tip, otherwise call the security guard to say that you flirt with me." The man was stunned for a moment, took out a pen and paper from his bag and wrote: "I am deaf and mute, what do you want to do?" The woman took the pen and wrote down what she had just said on the paper. The man smiled and closed the note to open the door: "You can go out." ”?

4. One day, a ragged farmer came to withdraw money, and the bank clerk asked him to sign a note. The peasant took the note and signed it upside down. The salesman said, "A countryman is a countryman." You take it down. The peasant said, 'It is down. But the words I signed are also upside down! The salesman opened his eyes and looked at it, and indeed it was the same as signing it! His face was red, it turned out that the farmer was still a master, and he could actually sign in the opposite direction!?

5. When the father-in-law and mother-in-law were 50 years old, they had a little uncle. The father-in-law has always suspected that the little uncle is not his own child. Today, the father-in-law took the bank card to the bank to withdraw money, planning to take the brother-in-law to do a paternity test. The father-in-law handed the bank card to the teller and said, "Hello, help me get the money." Teller: "Hello, how much do you want to take?" Father-in-law: "70,000!" The teller said dejectedly, "But your card is only 3,000 yuan." The father-in-law said loudly: "I know, I want 70,000!" The teller was anxious: "There are only 3,000 yuan inside, where to get 70,000 to go?" The father-in-law was very impatient: "70,000! 70,000! At this point the lobby manager came over and said, "Oh! You mean 'take it all' right? Father-in-law: "Yes, isn't my ordinary hair missing?" ”

6, my husband died unexpectedly when climbing the mountain, and I was afraid to live in a big house, so I went back to my mother's house. Last night the family was watching TV together and I: Mom, I'm hungry, are you hungry? Mom replied: I'm not hungry. I said, "Okay, then I'm going to cook the noodles!" Mom: Okay, you cook more, I'll eat more. The brother and father also spoke: I eat, I eat. I was helpless at the time, I seemed to be tricked again...

7. The single husband bought a luxurious duplex. When I moved in, I found that the old lady who lived was the first love of the old man. The old man asked excitedly: Sister, have you had a good life these years? The old lady said: As happy as you, full of children and grandchildren! The old man shook his head busily: I have been waiting for you all these years, I have not married, where are the descendants! The old lady pointed doubtfully at her brother-in-law and sister-in-law and asked: "So who are they?" The old man slapped his head and said, "Oh, forgot to introduce!" I'm the landlord and they're here to rent a house!

8. After going to college, I liked our math teacher, but I couldn't catch up for a long time. In the winter of my freshman year, it was very cold, and she suddenly said to me: You put down jacket TUO. I thought to myself that she must be cold and wanted me to wear clothes, and it seemed that there was a play. So I put the down jacket TUO sharply. The beautiful math teacher asked me: Is it cold or not? I forced myself to endure the cold and said: It's not cold, it's just a little cool. She said: I just want to tell you, which cool and where to stay! I..."

9, today my parents have to work overtime, my brother and I don't want to cook, just a bucket of instant noodles for each person. After a while my father came back, he looked at the brother and said: Look at you, all into corn stalks are still eating junk food, go, I will take you out to eat. My dad looked at me as I was getting up: You go to the bathroom and look in the mirror. I thought there was something on my face, but there was nothing, and when I came out to see, the figure was gone, and I cried like a two-hundred-pound child...?

10, in the morning confused, my wife suddenly turned over and pressed on me, twisting and turning like a silkworm pupa: Husband, my relatives just left, I want to buy a LV bag. I was sleeping soundly, and I could only perfunctory her and say: Buy, buy, buy! My wife had to go in: I also wanted perfume and lipstick. Of course, I took everything according to the order, and closed my eyes to cope: buy, buy, buy! The wife was satisfied to make breakfast.

11, yesterday the wife said that the weather is getting colder, she looks at a new down jacket! I advised my wife: "There are so many down jackets in the family, why do you buy so many!" "My wife gave me a slap without saying a word!" I looked at her in disbelief and she said, "It doesn't hurt as much to hit you in the winter than in the summer!" I replied stupidly, "It seems to be!" ”

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