1, the daughter told her mother, because her mother opposed her and her boyfriend to fall in love, her boyfriend took *** suicide. The mother was shocked: "Suicide? The daughter said, "It's okay, he took the wrong medicine."

1, the daughter told her mother, because her mother opposed her and her boyfriend to fall in love, her boyfriend took *** suicide. The mother was shocked: "Suicide? The daughter said: "Fortunately, he took the wrong medicine and did not die." The mother said: "I have long said that he is a sloppy man, a big grin, and he can't make a big deal." You see, even if this little thing is wrong, how can it be entrusted for life? ”

2, a woman poisoned her husband and was imprisoned, and her girlfriend came to see her and said to her with tears: "Sister, why are you so stupid?" Can't go on can not make a mistake ah, can not be afraid of the enemy, you see sister me, every day let my family dead ghost smoke three packs of gold leaves, drink eight two two pot head, at night to do love twice, at the beginning of the tenth month he is not the same as your old Li Guixi? ”

3. On this day, the director of teaching caught a student who was late for class. Teacher: Classmate, what is your last name? Classmate: My dad and I share the same surname. Teacher: What is your father's last name? Classmate: A surname with my grandfather. teacher:...... How many people do you have in your family? Student: I have a few mobile phones in my house and there are a few people. Teacher: How many mobile phones do you have in your house? Classmate: I have a mobile phone per person in my family. Teacher: You child, come here and promise not to kill you!

4. Eating at Mekki, in front of you is a fat man in a leather coat, and next to you stands a fashionably dressed woman. Cashier: "Sir, what do you want to order?" The fat man first looked at the menu posted on the wall, then waved his hand confidently and said loudly: "Just give us two, one person to come to a Meike chicken..." The restaurant was suddenly quiet, and then many people squirted drinks!

5. Take a World Cup and you can embroider a star on your shirt. In today's world, only two national teams qualify for the five-star embroidery. One of them is Brazil, which has won the World Cup five times, while the other is China.

6. Recently bought some crabs to eat, and then ran one out of nowhere, and then lz heard someone scratching the window while watching horror comics at night. On the sixth floor of the lz family, he was watching Junji Ito, decisively frightened, and then mobilized the whole family to strengthen his courage, and finally found a crab climbing to the curtain, and was boringly scratching the wall. It was a long distance from the kitchen to my bedroom, and I climbed the curtains and scratched the wall, scared...

7. A few days ago Corey came to a trainee little nurse, very beautiful. This morning to a male patient infusion, the man's blood vessels are thin, tried eight stitches before barely pricking, the male patient was poked by the needle full of sweat, but still generously said: I said let you not nervous, you see this is not very simple?! The daughter-in-law of the male patient couldn't bear it: Yo, today's generosity got up, yesterday the old one gave you two injections, who is screaming to complain about her.

8. The craziest thing in our company is the uncle of the doorkeeper, this old man is stubborn and no one is afraid, he has beaten the office director, beaten the department manager, and also fought with the workshop workers, we are afraid of him, even the general manager, see him also call him Daddy. #Funny Moment# #年度搞笑名场面 #