My ex-girlfriend was my cousin's boss, my cousin was going to be fired if he made a mistake at work, and my wife asked me to intercede with my ex-girlfriend. So I called, and my ex-girlfriend asked about the situation and said, "She asked you to find me, you."

My ex-girlfriend was my cousin's boss, my cousin was going to be fired if he made a mistake at work, and my wife asked me to intercede with my ex-girlfriend. So I called, and my ex-girlfriend asked about the situation and said, "She asked you to look for me, you look for me?" Do you have a brain? Obviously tempting! If I do you a favor, she'll be dead, believe it or not? ”

2, the girlfriend opened a dumpling shop, found a few aunts to handmade on the spot, the business is very hot. Yesterday at noon I deliberately ran to eat dumplings, and overheard several aunts talking about how to find a boyfriend for my girlfriend, and they were all their own children! Scared out of my cold sweat, when I left, I didn't give money and shouted to my girlfriend: Wife! I'll go first when I have something to do. The girlfriend also simply replied: Pay attention to safety! Today, my girlfriend said to me: "Several aunts in the store are going to quit their jobs en masse and let her quickly find someone." ”

3, in the morning queue to buy breakfast, there is a rough man in front of me, I angrily said: "How to cut in line?" He looked back at me, grinned, and said, "It's very simple, first find a place in front and squeeze in." ”

4. When Cuihua was in her sophomore year of high school, a handsome and good-looking male classmate was transferred to the class. Jade Fell in love with him at first sight. Later, he finally plucked up the courage to write him a love letter. He took the love letter to Cuihua and asked: Is this what you wrote?" Jade nodded shyly. Only to see him with an angry face and pat his head: How could it be, such a beautiful word, how could it be written by you! Your looks don't deserve that at all!

5, girlfriend and boyfriend to see the ex 3, after a while back again. I asked, "How did you come back so quickly?" She said breathlessly: "The special cinema did not enter, so I circled around the area to find a parking space, and complained about what movie I wanted to go to, had a big fight, and now I am an ex." ”

6, the family has a two ha, on weekdays it always likes to hide food. After my observation, I found that its private hideouts had four or five locations. This day was idle and boring, so I found out all the food it had hidden and secretly put it away! When Erha found that the first hiding place was missing, he was confused, and then he rushed to the second, third, and fourth places nervously. Now, it's rolling and howling in the living room!

7. Today, my mother asked me: "Will I not want my mother when I find a wife in the future?" I shook my head solemnly, "Mom, what do you think I am!" Am I the kind of person who can find a wife? "It's hard to find a chat, and it turns out to be like this. Me: Marry me and be your wife. Blind Date: When your wife wants to wash clothes? Me: Yes. Blind date: Do you want to wash dishes and chopsticks to do housework? Me: Yes, but I will help. Blind date: Then I don't want to be your wife.

8, a brother went to the fruit shop to buy 15 yuan of fruit, gave 100 yuan, the boss to find 95 yuan, the brothers are happy to be broken, turn around and go, back to the dormitory haha laugh said that the boss is really stupid, looking for money will find mistakes. When we asked him where the fruit he bought was, the buddies stopped laughing!!

9, one day, I went to ask a master me: "Master, how can I quit drinking?" Master: "Find a wife." Me: "Is it that if you find a wife, she will take care of me?" Master: "You fool? After finding a wife, do you still have money to buy wine? ”

10, the sister-in-law is a bully, a college graduate of a famous university, just graduated from that time full of ambition. Once she went to the talent market to find a job with a computer level 2 certificate, English level 8 certificate, accounting qualification certificate, and level 2 construction division certificate. Hungry on the way and wanting to eat something, I happened to encounter a pancake fruit stall and went to eat one. Then the sister-in-law casually asked: Auntie, how much can you earn in a day? Auntie was very shy and said: Not much, you can earn an average of about 400 a day! The sister-in-law was stunned for a moment, and then immediately took out her own certificates from her bag and asked: Big sister, you see that I have so many certificates, can you accept me as an apprentice?

1 It was almost time for the final exam, and the class teacher called me to the office to talk. The teacher asked me: I am about to take the exam, have you read a book? I said: I'm done! After the test, the teacher approached me with a failed test paper. The teacher said to me: Didn't you read the book and review it? Why is the test so bad? I said: Teacher, what I said that day, I see, it's over!

12, some time ago, the king knows an auxiliary girl, with a good temper and a sweet voice. The two of us talked about nothing, and soon established a relationship between men and women, and the fight was hot. I asked her for a live photo that day, and she said to look for it. As a result, she actually sent me a picture of Sanfeng!! He also asked me: Why do you want a photo of a real person? Probably except for the retarded points, the rest are fine...

13, the brother-in-law has been married for three months, on this day, the brother-in-law complained to a colleague: "The passion of the new marriage has faded." The colleague suggested to the brother-in-law: "Then why don't you come to some stimulation, such as finding another one?" The brother-in-law asked worriedly, "What if my wife knows?" The colleague said: "What age is this, just tell her that you won't get it." So the brother-in-law came home and said to his wife, "Honey, I want to find another one that will make us love each other more." The wife said, "Give up this stupid idea, I've tried it, it doesn't work at all!" ”

14. The brother-in-law has been married for three months. On this day, the brother-in-law complained to a colleague: "The newlywed love has faded. The colleague suggested to the brother-in-law: "Then why not come to some magnetic poles, such as finding another one?" The brother-in-law asked worriedly, "What if my wife knows?" The colleague said: "What age is this, just tell her that you won't get it." So the brother-in-law came home and said to his wife, "Honey, I want to find another one that will make us love each other more." The wife said, "Give up this stupid idea, I've already tried!" It doesn't work at all! ”