Once I drove to refuel and added 180 yuan, and when I was done, I left. After walking a bit to get off the bus to buy water, I found that I didn't find change, so I went back to the gas station to find someone to ask for it. Come on little sister said looking for it, I said

Once I drove to refuel and added 180 yuan, and when I was done, I left. After walking a bit to get off the bus to buy water, I found that I didn't find change, so I went back to the gas station to find someone to ask for it. Come on little sister said to find, I said not to find, the quarrel is very bad. In the end, the monitoring found that it was not a problem of finding money or not finding money, but that I did not pay at all.

2. Went to the train station yesterday to pick up my cousin. The station meter is 16 yuan, giving the driver a hundred. The driver Ma Li looked for money, took the money and found that the driver always looked at me, and then I really couldn't stand it, and the driver said I found the wrong money. I looked at my wallet and shook my head. At this time, the driver's big brother roared. Then you don't get out of the car yet!!! I...... Forgot to get out of the car...

3, last year I went to a different place to attend a friend's wedding, on the first two or three floors of the hotel where he held a banquet, each floor had a couple of couples to hold a wedding, I remember he said he was on the second floor, and then I went up and found a table and sat down, and a brother at the same table was, and when the new person appeared, I was confused and didn't know, and then I got up and went out, I didn't expect the buddies to come out and send me, I said: I went out with something, you go back. Unexpectedly, he smiled bitterly and said, "Brother, don't pretend, I'm just like you."

4, the Mid-Autumn Festival when the boss called me to the office, said: Xiao Zhang, you are our company's talent, to celebrate the festival, I send you two bottles of Maotai to take home to drink! I was very happy, and immediately took Maotai to find the old man to drink. During the meal, the old man and his brother-in-law took turns drinking with me, and finally poured me unconscious! When I woke up the next morning, I found that my daughter-in-law had been dead-faced. After careful questioning, I learned that the future husband asked me after I was drunk last night: Why do you have a crush on my daughter? I replied: Good breeding is not picky eaters, people are stupid and have no memory!

5, I thought to myself: This is the first time that the female boss has assigned me a task, I must complete it seriously, and I must not let the female boss down. I replied: I'll let you put ten thousand hearts. So I kept finding the husband of the female boss and said to him: Today is Valentine's Day, and our boss wants me to give this to you, saying that he wants to give you a surprise. I think the landlady will be very impressed tomorrow.

6. After learning that my girlfriend was hospitalized, I hurriedly put down the remote control in my hand, hurriedly put on my clothes and hit Didi to go to the hospital. After seeing her, my girlfriend cried and said to me: Don't look for a boyfriend like me in the future! I was surprised: What's wrong? Could it be that he hit all the wounds on your body? Girlfriend: Today I was going to kick him down the stairs, but he hid a bit and I fell....

7, the neighbor's son Toot often comes to my house to visit, this afternoon, I asked Toot: Hey, do you have a good homework? Toot: Well written, there is an essay. Me: That's not easy, mobile phone Internet search. Beep: No, I don't want to copy the phone. Suddenly I felt that he had ambition and ideas. Beep jumped out a sentence: I want to copy the computer, the word is big!

8, when shopping, I saw the discount of men's clothing in the mall, so I bought one for my boyfriend by the way. He was immediately moved, took my hand and said affectionately: Honey, you are so good to me, I will find a girlfriend in the future and I will still find you like this! Sister Ni, roll me

9, my sister just made a boyfriend, yesterday brought home to show us, dad busy cooking in the kitchen, my mother has been in front of me to praise my sister's boyfriend is handsome salary or a company executive, let me also find a boyfriend who is as capable as my brother-in-law, I cut an apple and handed it to my brother-in-law, my brother-in-law smiled and said: Thank you boss, I can come by myself, my mother is embarrassed: it turns out that you know,

10, today lost six dollars, at least six dollars! Go to work in the morning and inadvertently find purslane in the rose garden of the unit! The wild vegetables of two dollars and a pound in the morning market actually came without any effort, and they planned to find a shovel after work. Finally, I waited until I got off work and rushed to the battlefield with my bag, but I found that... The garden was weeded in the afternoon.

1 Today I asked the boss to resign, the boss said to give me a salary increase, told me not to go. So I told my colleagues that the colleagues also wanted to raise their wages, and also went to the boss to say that they would resign, and the boss approved... Colleagues are now getting me into trouble, saying I lied to him...

12, the local tycoon husband of the female manager heard that climbing the mountain can prolong life before dawn to climb Mount Tai, and accidentally fell to the bottom of the mountain. It took more than half a year for the female manager to come out of her grief and start dating to find a partner. When I went to work today, I suddenly found that the female manager was freaking out, all kinds of swearing, and dropping things. Later, I heard from my colleagues that the female manager was introduced to her by someone, and the matchmaker told her that the man's family was quite powerful and was engaged in the iron ore business. Until today, I didn't know that the other party's home was actually a scrap iron collector!

13, the ex-boyfriend is a takeaway worker of the US group, and as a result, when delivering food, he ran a red light and was hit by a Dodge tomahawk and became a vegetative person. I didn't want to take care of him, so I broke up with him decisively and started looking for a blind date. Today, I went on a blind date at Starbucks and arrived half an hour early. At the next table were a girl and a boy, and the boy was lecturing the girl, as if it were high school math. The problem is that the girl reads a book at a glance and stares at the boy's face. The bigger problem is that the boys also look at the girl at a glance and only care about the topic. The boy spoke seriously and was very engaged. But yes, this is the school bully...

14. In order to let the brother-in-law be admitted to the university, the old man specially sent the brother-in-law to the noble middle school to study. After a week of school, my brother-in-law came home for the first time. The mother-in-law immediately asked: Son-in-law, have you found a girlfriend at school? The brother-in-law shook her head and said, "No." The mother-in-law did not believe it, and the brother-in-law went home for the second time and took a group photo of each class to show the mother-in-law. The mother-in-law sighed and then said: "Son," study hard and strive to get into another school!