(First draft of the original novel)
"The Road of Life in the Sun and Moon"
(150) < Guangdanzhong >
One-one (continued 149)__
The crowd asked in amazement:
"The next person brought in the face wash water, foot wash water put away, went out and closed the door of the cave door, I don't know the room is moving, the story is gone Oh, what is ridiculous?! ＂
The old lady sold a guanzi and laughed:
"Non-also, non-also! The story is far from as simple as you think, unexpected things, let you guess first! ＂
The crowd scratched their ears and scratched their cheeks, clasped their heads, and talked about it:
"Do we know that the ghost knows what's going on in the closed door?" Since you're telling a story, you know, and if you keep talking about it, you'll get it! ＂
The old lady coughed again, picked up the tea bowl, took a big sip of tea, moistened her throat, pretended to concentrate, listened quietly, and smiled mysteriously:
"You prick up your ears and listen, there is movement in the cave room, it is so lively!" ＂
The crowd laughed:
"We are deaf and have not heard anything, so let's talk about what you heard!" ＂
The old lady said:
"The bride and groom in the room are talking. The bride said: Let me find it easy, finally found your wife like a flower, although we met and hated late, but I got my wish, which made me happy; the bride said: I am also Oh, finally matched with your handsome and handsome brother, very honored, very pleased, this body and foot, tossed all these years, finally worth it; both said: From last afternoon's banquet, to the end of the cave room flower candle night room, up to two days and nights, plus riding a car toss, let people really tired, riding a hot sweat, Sitting in the car was thrown up and down, shaking, making people tremble with fear, out of a cold sweat, emitting a foul smell, there were just two basins of hot water, first wash your face and wipe the sweat; the groom said: I am a big man, or for the brother to help the virtuous sister wash her face and wipe the sweat. The bride said, well, are you a husband and brother, or do you wash your face and wipe your sweat for your wife and little sister first? The couple humbled each other, endlessly, and finally rushed to wash each other's faces, wipe the water droplets from their eyes, and then open their eyes and glare at each other! ＂
The crowd asked the old lady,
"Who's up, what's going on?" ＂
The old lady laughed and said:
"A man and a woman, the original form is exposed, the face is lost!" Oh sister pointed to Ma Ge'er, you numb me; Ma Ge Er pointed to Ma Ge Er, you oh me! ＂
The crowd listened, leaned forward and backward, and laughed:
"Oh hehe..., it's such a good match ha, hahaha...! So why did you open a business and end it? ＂
The old lady continued with a smile:
"Don't worry! Listen to my wife and break it down one by one.
It is said that after ma ge'er and oh sister two, after washing the face fat powder and the materials that fill the lack of lips, the face showed its original face, and after they all looked at each other clearly, their legs were soft, they sat on the floor, and they sighed, people are not as good as heaven, the smell is similar, the scum man is with a clear woman, the camel is with a cripple, the mazi is with a hehezi, the handsome man is with a beautiful woman, the talent is matched with a beautiful person, providence cannot be violated; the dragon is born of the dragon, the phoenix is born of the phoenix, the son of the mouse will punch a hole, the hit is only half a grain of rice, walking all over the world is dissatisfied, all are fate, Half a point is not by people, everything is predestined, and its hoax! ＂
The crowd sighed and asked:
"Hey, how is this good, going to repent?"
The old lady laughed and said:
"Uh, hey hey hey..., joke! Raw rice is cooked to maturity, how can you take the lifelong events as a play, leaving a name for eternity? ＂
The crowd asked:
"So what to do? ＂
"Only to see that oh sister tearfully asked Ma Ge, Ma Ge'er, you regret not wanting me?" Wherever I put my face, I blame that goddamn God for making me this look! Ma Ge'er also said despondently: Blame that God does not have long eyes, let me become a marijuana child, if you don't follow me, I only have to play single in this life! Oh sister looked at Ma Ge with her eyes, only to see Ma Ge sigh again: At present, no one is useless, I have to admit my fate, you don't think I am numb, I don't think you oh, my husband and wife live well, add a fat boy in the next year, the face is not numb, the mouth is not hehe, the water spirit is croaking, and the people before and after the people laugh! ＂
The crowd laughed and asked:
Next, what should the couple do:
"It seems that this is going to break the casserole and ask the end ha! May as well tell you all: Brother Ma and Sister Hug each other warmly, you support me, I support you, you wash my feet, I wipe your face for you, I untie your clothes on the same bed, you are from heaven, I am the earth, you are the wind, I am the rain, the wind and clouds change, in the same boat, the white head with the old me and you! ＂
The crowd applauded and asked,
"Good, finally have a good ending!" Old man, why do you know so clearly about Brother Ma and Sister, can you say that you are talking about yourself? ＂
The old lady just drank tea, but laughed and said nothing.
At this time, a sentence emerged from the crowd:
"It was the story she told me that made everyone laugh!" ＂
Then, out of the crowd of people outside the door came an old man with a marijuana face and a long silver beard on his cheeks, dressed in Chinese clothes and carrying a silver snake-headed crutch exactly like the old lady's hand, entered the door and said to the old lady:
"Madam, the story is over, it's time for us to go home"
After listening to the story, the bride was still unsatisfied, and said with great joy:
"Two old and slow, look at the three big red envelopes and then go!" ＂
Old Han Er said:
"We are not short of money, not for the red envelopes, but for fun!" ＂
The bride asked:
"Second Elder, which noble relatives are you in our house?" ＂
"Our surname Wang, is the foreign country Wang Yuanwai family, and your house is not related to the reason, I heard that your house is doing a happy event, presumably very lively, the old two mouths a total, with ten or two pieces of silver, has been delivered to the accounting room, came to the banquet, into the cave room to find fun, disturbed the bride and groom, but also hope to forgive! ＂
(To be continued)
February 12, 2022, 16:38.
