When my son was first born, the midwife had not yet had time to hold the child to me, looked up at the father of the child sitting next to him, and then announced to me in a voice full of joy: "Like a father!" ”
I lay on the delivery bed and learned that the child was good at hand, my heart was like unloading a big stone, I didn't care to listen to the midwife's sigh, and when the child was held in front of me, I realized that what she said was not false.
wow! It's not like ah, this is exactly the same ah! The little baby who has been soaked in amniotic fluid has not yet opened its eyes, and the facial features are tightly put together, which is so cleverly spelled out into a mini version of the alien object.
Without exaggeration, if I wasn't 100% sure that this was a child that I had given birth to a minute ago, I really couldn't see what this baby had to do with me just in terms of appearance.
For the first time, I felt the charm of human genetics, and I could achieve such accurate targeting, one-on-one copy and paste, completely ignoring the maternal reference.
When the two families saw the child, they also vividly presented two different dramatic effects. Every time I see my son from the first time I see him, I will sigh from the bottom of my heart countless times:
"Oops, Karma XX (my nickname) was a kid."
"Oh, like XX, like like a good look, can't look like anymore!"
My mother's family is usually full of questions and a little regret: "Oh, how come it's not like XX (my name)?" ”
Returning home from the hospital, the community dan who has seen my son has another round of new exclamations: "Oh, the child is like a father!" That sound was almost all over the five years my son had grown up.
When the mother's little heart is still there, we don't care much about the child who looks like himself, anyway, we are fully sure that this is the child I gave birth to!
However, I gradually discovered that the fact that the child was not like me had contributed to the arrogance of some people, and my alien object had slowly developed from ecstasy at the beginning to smugness, and then began to openly provoke.
At first, every time I took the elevator and met a neighbor who said that they were like their grandfathers, I could clearly feel his physical change, which was not easy for outsiders to detect, but I could easily get the change based on my understanding of him, similar to the flowering process under the slow motion stretch.
If the kind neighbor politely compliments his son a few times "little handsome", it will be finished, after all, the enlarged version of the little handsome man is standing next to it! The big handsome man pretended to smile modestly and modestly, and the two expressions of shyness and pride delicately pulled his facial muscles, as if there were only two handsome men left in the two-square-meter elevator.
Out of the elevator, it must be the corners of the mouth that rise, as if unintentionally, and asked me: "Like?" Is it really that similar? ”
What can I say? Say like, I'm afraid he will float up when he walks. Hit him, and it's especially like not being able to eat grapes and saying that grapes are sour. Most of the time, I had to smile and stare back, replying to him with an objective and cautious answer: "Hmm." ”
Probably soaked in the joy of public opinion about his son like him for a long time, his curiosity grew, and he often tentatively asked me: "What does it feel like for a child who doesn't look like himself at all?" ”
Given that his emotional intelligence and ability to understand human feelings are below the basic level, I don't want to tell him at all, under normal circumstances, my mother looks at her baby more and more cute, and it has nothing to do with who the baby looks like. I simply don't want to hmm, silent white eyes, is my best response as a normal mother, of course, in the eyes of the other party, this is no different from lemon essence behavior.
Another time, we both took the child out, just rained on the road there are many puddles, the son is naturally Paige possessed by the pit must jump, I am a typical mother who does not care, diving puddles This kind of thing is not in my nerve forbidden area at all. But I can't do it, he is a person who is clean to the middle of the night to open the raccoon washing bureau, without paying attention, let the son rush to the puddle that is repaid, immediately nonnono on the line, pick up the child's split head and cover his face and scold.
I must have retorted: "What's wrong with jumping into a puddle?" How can you yell at children on the street? Eighty percent of them were considering that his parenting theory was seriously under-stocked, and he couldn't win me by taking the normal debate route, so he had to find another way: "You can't shout that it's true." You see us walking on the street, people know that I am my father, you can't do it, saying that you are a stepmother has people who believe. ”
I was so tightly blocked that I was powerless to refute it, and I was completely shocked by his very few moments of wisdom apparition. Angry people are angry people, and if you think about it, it is not wrong, people are telling the truth.
Needless to say, "stepmother" is difficult!
It's just that I was finally limited by my own poor imagination, and what was more bizarre than "stepmother critical attack" was still to come.
One day two years ago, my subject suddenly trotted over with his mobile phone and mysteriously told me, "Your son just brushed open my mobile phone with his face." ”
He was obviously caught off guard, and I thought he was talking crazy, so I had to ask, "Whose face?" ”
He replied firmly, "O son's face! ”
The shockwave was a bit too big, and unfortunately, I immediately used my son's face to verify it, and didn't brush it off again. In order to prove that he did not lie, he almost pronounced his marriage vows again.
Seeing that he was so sincere and sworn, I did my homework carefully, and learned from the vast network feedback that in reality, there are indeed two people who look very similar to each other's mobile phones. In addition to the twins, one of them is a mother and son who look very similar (heck, they're mother and son!). Coincidentally, they also brushed open once or twice by chance, not every time.
In short, with the case evidence, I believed, I was convinced!
After this incident, my partner may feel that he has won too thoroughly, like running in the playground to get the first place, he put the last place of me five laps, really embarrassed to come back to me to his own results.
Thus, once again, his attitude toward me took a subtle turn, provocation could not be stopped, and gradually transitioned to pity and sympathy.
One day, he enlightened me like a great mercy: "Wife, you don't have to be too sad, anyway, I am responsible for the appearance, you are responsible for the IQ." ”
I really don't know which of his eyes can see that I am sad, and in the strategy of killing a thousand enemies and losing eight hundred, I can only reply to him: "You see that I have found you, and you should also know that my IQ is not very good." ”
In fact, my heart is roaring: baby daddy, children don't look like me, it really doesn't matter!
* The pictures in this article are from the network, hacked and deleted