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Today, Xiaobian wants to give you such a super hot eye R-rated comedy as Amway.
Not only are there no lower limits to the lines, but the picture is even more defiled to the point of indescribable -
"Custom Groomsmen"
When it comes to movies about marriage farces, there are a lot of them when you think about it.
There was "The Hangover" before and "Bridesmaids" after that.
In contrast to the reunion ending, today's film is particularly special.
It is not only undisciplined, the routine is deep, the reversal is more, and the good-looking beautiful young lady is also an eye-catching one.
For example, Penny in "The Big Bang Theory", Kelly Cuco, plays the brainless Bai Fumei;
Hollywood goddess Olivia Selby, who always plays a supporting actress, is intellectually and cold in this film.
There is also the australian supermodel Nikki Welland, who is known for her sexiness, and she has her own aura as soon as she appears.
In contrast, the male protagonist's appearance is a bit unspeakable.
Doug is a rich second generation who is fat and homely.
Because his father often moved with his whole family when he was a child, he never had the opportunity to make good friends.
Gradually, he simply stopped trying to make friends, and anyway, he would have to move in a few days, so he might as well play with himself.
Doug, who is increasingly withdrawn and introverted, has been buried in his work.
As for the creature of "girlfriend", it is unseen and unheard of.
Of course, although the appearance is not good, Doug has money and willfulness.
When he was approaching the age of 30, he finally met a girl who was willing to associate with him, and she was still a white rich beauty.
That's the Penny we're familiar with.
And the whole story takes place ten days before the two people are about to get married.
As a delicate pig girl, the bride is extremely particular about her wedding.
From the venue to the setting, even as small as a bouquet of flowers, everything should be the best and most expensive.
For the bridesmaid group alone, seven people were arranged.
But this made Doug difficult.
How can the hard-won wife let her know that she is a loser without friends?
He called his classmates he knew as a student, but none of them wanted to be the best man, and even some people thought he was dead.
In the face of the bride's inquiry, Doug was so nervous that his qi and blood surged and his blood pressure soared, almost fainting!
But fortunately, the most convenient thing in this era is to spend money on services.
Watching Doug's weight fall day by day, the wedding celebrant had to secretly recommend a "custom groomsman" service company to him.
Custom groomsmen, as the name suggests, is to spend money to rent a groomsmen group, so that there will be no embarrassing situation of no friends at all.
Its founder, Jimmy, possessed three inches of uncorrupted tongue.
Whether it is a wedding, a funeral, or a birthday party, he can blow rainbow farts with good eloquence and the ability to make up nonsense, so that the image of the protagonist in the hearts of guests can instantly be upgraded to a higher level.
Sensationalism and boiling chicken soup are his best tricks.
Doug spent $300,000 and rented seven groomsmen at a custom groomsman company.
For this big business, Jimmy specially found old employees who had washed their hands and left them everywhere, and formed an incredibly luxurious (strange) groomsman group lineup.
Of course, seven false groomsmen attending the wedding at the same time will be a huge test.
In order not to be seen through smoothly, every detail of their false information must be all reasonable and flawless.
In addition, in the ten days before they got married, they also had to spend time with Doug day and night to cultivate tacit understanding.
But what Doug never expected was that this journey of customizing groomsmen led him to a farce-ridden and ridiculous road...
Hollywood has always had no shortage of such R-rated comedies.
But everyone also knows that movies full of and and farts are generally not too high ratings.
The shooting is fun, but it looks vulgar, the shooting is tall, and it is not easy to make people laugh.
Therefore, today's funny and thoughtful shame comedy is particularly "treasure" in a number of bad films.
In the movie, the whole process is full of vulgarity, spoofs, and meat strips.
All kinds of unbridled pictures that can't bear to look directly, drag racing to the point of flying, proper 18-year-olds are forbidden to watch.
While Jimmy and the bride and groom are having dinner, they pretend to spill the food in order not to wear a gang.
Unexpectedly, the candle on the table caused a fire and lit the bride's grandmother.
Even so, the old man still has to shake his wit -
One of the groomsmen group, the best "party trick" is to show others their third... egg.
And, anytime, anywhere.
In order to make Doug feel the beauty of the single night before marriage, the groomsmen secretly turned him to a crazy party.
As a result, there was also a famous scene of a dog biting JJ.
Until then, of course, the blindfolded Doug had always thought that beautiful women were at his service.
There are not too many such evil funny materials.
But when you laugh out of your abs by various operations that destroy the three views, you will suddenly be poked by the warm and touching tears in it.
On the surface, this film is about the story of "custom groomsmen", but in fact it is about the heart-rending loneliness that is common in modern people.
What exactly is success? Rich? Have a car? Or is there a mansion beauty?
For Doug, what he had pursued all his life ended up discovering that he didn't have a true friend.
Money can't buy sincerity, it can only buy other people's hypocrisy and flattery to you.
Even if you think you've succeeded, you still think you're a loser.
For Jimmy, it was even more pathetic.
He single-handedly founded "Custom Groomsmen", and his original intention was to bring dignity and happiness to lonely people.
But gradually, he became a full-fledged businessman.
He can be friends with anyone, but only if the price is clearly marked.
Before getting the commission, he can talk to you about his feelings, call you a brother, and experience all kinds of sweet and sour, bitter and bitter, bumpy or tribulations together.
But after getting the commission, everyone has been like a stranger ever since.
Since then, he has only customers, only partners, but no real friends.
Everyone in the movie is imperfect, just like us in real life.
Former childhood friends, young confidants, and school classmates drifted apart after graduation.
Slowly, a lot of time is spent on work and family.
The real society sometimes needs us to be exquisite on all sides, and sometimes it needs us to be silent and silent.
The fast-paced urban life makes us forget how to make friends, and sometimes even we don't know why there is no one around to play with, and we can be called our friends.
And the feeling of opening up and looking at each other with friends is no longer there.
All of this is because we are being ourselves in the eyes of others.
My own world is full of countless deceptions and lies, and even every thing, every conversation, is not the truest thought from the heart.
Just curled up in your own world, not to understand others, not to let others know themselves.
But you know, making friends doesn't have any utilitarianism.
As the movie says, the measure of friendship is not how you feel about other people, but how they make you feel about yourself.
Perhaps, only by being true to yourself, being open and relieved, and accepting with confidence, a real and fierce and natural relationship, will you meet unexpectedly.
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