Don't ask to eat on the table as long as the baby bowl, the new Lei Ren show affection, how many normal people are disgusting?

Came across a rather explosive word on the Internet:

Baby bowl.

Someone is going to ask, what's so good to explode, isn't the baby bowl just a small bowl for the baby to eat.

It is not fragile, not hot, and also suitable for baby's meal.

That's how we're alone.

Some adults on the Internet, after trying on children's clothes and grabbing children's clothes, are ready to snatch children's jobs:

Forcibly give a new meaning to the "baby bowl".

That is, when eating with your boyfriend, you are not too hungry but want to eat a little, you can have a "baby bowl".

The baby bowl has small portions of pasta, as well as a full selection of meat and eggs that your boyfriend picks.

This overflowing screen pampering makes the poster feel that she is simply "the happiest woman in the whole world".

Of course, the act itself is nothing.

It is normal to divide a little from the partner's bowl and taste it in the small bowl given by the merchant.

What made netizens giggle was the naming of the baby bowl:

The small bowl is called the small bowl, what is the baby bowl called, is it necessary to burp a little milk after eating, put a small milk fart?

There is a sense of "burp literature" on the chest of the little pink fist hammer brother.

In the conflict between large and small bowls, on the one hand, the image of the boyfriend is as majestic as a tree, and on the other hand, the girlfriend is satisfied after feeling pampered like a child.

You have to weaken and be young, highlight the maturity and strength of the other party, and then show how happy you are.

Presumably, this is the direct root cause of netizens feeling that such videos are embarrassing to penetrate the center of the earth.

In addition to naming, what netizens can't understand is:

A gram of dead button silk rice, what is so superior to this?

Some time ago, stand-up comedian Tang Xiangyu wrote a paragraph complaining about the "baby bowl":

If you ask, why don't you order two bowls?

Then you're finished, girls who haven't been favored won't understand

This is a romance that cannot be dissolved by the gap between rich and poor

If you ask, why call it a baby bowl?

Then you are too dirty, and you will automatically become a child in front of your loved ones

This is a favor that even evolutionary theories cannot stop

Immediately the comment area was flooded, which shows that this kind of pampering that even the theory of evolution cannot stop is not something that ordinary girls can have.

Don't ask, asking is jealousy and lack of love.

Some people say that the baby bowl is just expressing intimacy, and couples also call each other babies, how to send a baby bowl is to dwarf themselves?

If the "baby bowl" is similar to the love name "baby", then there should be a large number of boys who post videos saying that they have the "baby bowl"?

In fact, there is none.

The phenomenon of "degradation" in love can really only happen in women.

Although men are teenagers until death, some are giant babies who will not grow up in their whole lives, and they do not use infantile words such as "little pink fist", "bulging face", "rosy lips" and "soft palms" to describe themselves.

Hiccup literature

My reaction was:

Are you okay? (sandpaper-like rough ten paws clenched into two sand pot-sized fists) (hair standing up) (nostrils spraying hot air) (rolled my eyes to the back of my head to check if my brain melon seeds were bruised)

If there is no lack of following the baby bowl is just showing affection, or occasionally coquettish, no matter how exaggerated it is, it is just a reproduction of the wife literature Internet, which is at most confusing.

But those who call themselves "little pregnant women" make me tremble.

At first glance, what is a "little pregnant woman"?

Are 16 or 17 years old pregnant minors?

Looking at it again, it turned out to be a pregnant woman after 00 and 95, who was an adult but not very old, calling herself a "little pregnant woman".

Pregnant women are pregnant women, what is the difference between adding a "small"?

Just look at the bloggers' responses when someone questions the term "little pregnant woman" to see what they're rejecting.

If you don't call it a little pregnant woman, then it's comfortable to call it a pot-bellied mother?

Pot-bellied is indeed a word used to curse.

But you will find that they are not rejecting society's humiliation of pregnant women, but rather catering to this shameless logic.

"Big bellied" gives people the impression of being old, sloppy, bloated, and without sexual charm, so they deliberately emphasize that they are young, charming, bumpy, and can have nightlife.

Although she is pregnant, she is still white and thin, and has not lost her feminine charm.

Small pregnant women can also have nightlife and bring their babies with them

Who knows, little pregnant women can also be very charming

Small pregnant women can also wear maternity clothes

"Little pregnant woman" and "baby bowl" are the same, they are describing themselves as childish, giving people a feeling of refusing to mature, refusing to grow up, and enjoying being pampered in a weak posture.

But in contrast, thinking of the "baby bowl" at most wants to roll your eyes and do vomit, and small pregnant women can be physically uncomfortable.

Where exactly is the discomfort?

Let's not mention the deformed aesthetics of the young and thin, which is so sick that even pregnant women are not spared. It is that pregnant women and adolescent feelings and infantile are forcibly linked, which is equivalent to infantizing conception and sexual behavior.

Specifically, a 25-year-old woman is pregnant, but her full dress and posture all declare that she is still a 16-year-old flower girl - just like wearing a middle school uniform, she looks playful and cute, but her belly is clearly 6 months pregnant.

Why doesn't it give people the association of teenage pregnancy, or childish sex?

It's not that being an expectant mother doesn't mean staying young, pretty, and in good shape.

You can add any adjective you want to keep before "pregnant."

Young pregnant women under the age of 30, hot pregnant women, white and beautiful pregnant women, and even fat pregnant women will not detract from your beauty in the slightest.

But if you have to change the conventional and special meaning noun, add a "small" word before the pregnant woman, that means that everyone else is a big pregnant woman: old, big belly or big body? Should the husband change his name to "little wife" and the child "little mother"?

Not everything is suitable for loading into a juvenile template, and forcibly rejuvenating will only give people a weird feeling of going back the longer they get.

For example, in order to create a BM style, 172 adults have to try on 130 children's clothes to take pictures.

Not to mention, UNIQLO fitting room has always had a tradition of adults trying on children's clothing.

Although two years ago, it broke out that the clerk complained about the vandalism of customers trying on children's clothes in the fitting room, stretching up children's clothing, and even leaving foundation liquid on the neckline.

It still can't stop the blogger's enthusiasm for children's clothing.

BM wind originally means to create body anxiety.

This brand has short, tight and revealing tops that will always only make size S. clothes.

The girl who can stuff herself into the BM, which is not thin and spicy, is very satisfying vanity.

Just imagine, if you can even wear children's clothing, wouldn't it be more figure-out?

Coupled with children's clothing patterns can be cute and lovely, a complete set is not pure and lustful.

UNIQLO fitting room

Some gave up their "desire" and simply fancy the pure, small and young children's clothing, and dressed up as children in the fitting room.

Of course, this does not mean that adults cannot wear children's clothing.

If you look small, wear children's clothing, or just like the cuteness of children's clothing, you can buy it back and wear it yourself.

But when many people began to wear for the sake of wearing, "children's hot girl style" became a popular fashion that competed and competed, and it became a deformed aesthetic.

In fact, the childization of women's clothing and the adultization of children's clothing are the same way, both of which make women evolve towards small and desire (including the title of "little pregnant woman").

On the contrary, you will find that in the mass media, except for Guo Jingming's plays and movies, there is no tendency to weaken men.

idou culture seems to weaken men, but it actually hides fans' admiration for the able. Fans shout "Ma Ma loves you", but they are actually providing for a "daddy".

In addition, after the decline of draft culture, this year the public began to pursue the strong Fengshen Proton Group, and the aesthetic of men tended to be "strong" from the inside out.

It can be seen that it is usually women who will self-infantize, and behind the childhood there is often a comparison object: strong and mature men.

That is, "I am weak" with "he is strong".

If the other party is not strong, he can also make "strong" out of nothing.

For example, a meme that has recently become popular on the Internet: a lover is like raising a flower, you only need to po up your own before and after photos, with the copywriting of dirt and slag:

"Lover is like raising flowers, the more you pay attention to her, the more beautiful she is, and how much you give, how beautiful the flower will bloom."

You can show how well you are nourished by the other person.

If women really become beautiful because of each other's nourishment, they should be watered with paraquat, and they should not grow as they are today.

The difference between before and after is just because of losing weight, wearing beautiful clothes, and wearing makeup.

But it seems that the state has become better, it is like we have dropped the price for our own actions, and we must be spoiled by the other party as a little princess, which is the truly happy, special and valuable woman.

Loving oneself is pitiful, and it is only valuable if someone loves it.

When will we escape the East Asian curse of "being loved is worthwhile"?

I used to listen to Lin Yilian's "Don't Care Who I Am" (lyrics by Li Zongsheng), I didn't feel wrong, but now the more I taste this lyric, the sadder it is, how the whole world is telling us:

"How sad it is if a woman is not loved" and "Women in love are beautiful".

I understand that I like to play baby, but I'm begging for mercy.

Using a baby bowl, wearing baby pants, tinkering with a "baby tooth", catering to the "baby tooth" in an all-round way, what you want to exchange is only the "favor" of the so-called strong.

But have you ever thought that pampering is the pity and love that humans spontaneously produce when they treat animals and babies?

So pampering implies the control of the upper to the lower, and the high to the low.

When a person obtains the favor of the other party by nurturing his own personality, he is still complacent, despises others for not being pampered and loved, and in fact has put himself in the most undignified position, such as a baby in the palm of his hand, abandoning the initiative.

What you want is very different from what you get, which is the biggest contradiction in the act of juvenileization itself.

When I was too young, I didn't understand why Ruoxi in "Step by Step" would rather be depressed alone than enjoy prosperity and wealth with the fourth master.

The reason is not difficult, she wants to be in control of her own destiny, and does not want to enter the cage in the name of pampering.

A modern person's body wears to the Qing Dynasty, and his thoughts cannot be regressed.

It's like a fairy tale that goes back to childhood, only exists in a fantasy story like "The Curious Case of Benjamin Button".

In real life, the rejuvenation technique that only exists in the fantasy world has already been secretly marked with a price.