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Those who are more proficient at writing resumes than the post-00s are university professors

author：Words and snow

Accustomed to seeing the circle of strong winds and waves

What a big wind and waves have never seen

until

......

See Professor Hu Jinniu of Nankai University

Biography on the school's website

That's called a wonderful

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For example, when introducing educational experiences

I don't want to remember the gap year

What kind of untold painful experience he encountered

Those who are more proficient at writing resumes than the post-00s are university professors

Until the "secret" of enthusiastic netizens

It was only then that the reality of Professor Hu's "World War II postgraduate entrance examination" surfaced

In addition to a sentence of "respectful and fake".

I was also amused by Professor Hu's truth

Those who are more proficient at writing resumes than the post-00s are university professors

In the "Profile" section

Professor Hu seems to have opened up

Each sentence is densely packed

Add parentheses from time to time

It seems to have its own barrage spit function

Featuring a "Be Your Own Internet Mouthpiece"

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Explain the reason for studying as a postdoc and visiting scholar

(I couldn't find a job at the time)

Journals that are supplemented when presenting academic results

(Defined as a water journal)

When a well-known journal reviewer is

(Forcibly pulled in)

......

Those who are more proficient at writing resumes than the post-00s are university professors

The normal introduction follows a sudden twist

A resume reads the effect of a "One-Liner" talk show

If "Tucao Conference" is still alive

Professor Hu has to be a guest

Those who are more proficient at writing resumes than the post-00s are university professors
Those who are more proficient at writing resumes than the post-00s are university professors
Those who are more proficient at writing resumes than the post-00s are university professors

And in the teaching experience and research direction

Professor Hu also carries out humor to the end

I don't shy away from writing it

(Classes are often closed due to a low number of course applicants)

Do you think this will put students off?

NO NO NO!

In fact, more people take this course

Those who are more proficient at writing resumes than the post-00s are university professors
Those who are more proficient at writing resumes than the post-00s are university professors
Those who are more proficient at writing resumes than the post-00s are university professors

Everybody is looking for authority

Professor Hu does not try to be an authority

In the column of personal honors

He's still playing consistently

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Those who are more proficient at writing resumes than the post-00s are university professors

2006 Time Magazine Person of the Year

Special winner of the 2008 Moving China Award

Winner of the 2022 Olympiad

......

At first glance, these accolades have a lot to offer

In fact, they were awarded by the following winners

"You"

"The whole Chinese"

"All Chinese People"

This opened up the pattern all at once

See this

Ah Guang didn't hide it from everyone

Winner of the "2019 Champions of the Earth Award".

It is under that

Those who are more proficient at writing resumes than the post-00s are university professors

AKA Alipay "Ant Forest" Guardian

Those who are more proficient at writing resumes than the post-00s are university professors

Are you impressed by Professor Hu Jinniu's personality charm?

Is it a hot idea to be his student?

Ah Guang knew that everyone was in a hurry

But don't worry

Take a look at this before you take the exam

"Application Guide" written by Professor Wu himself

Those who are more proficient at writing resumes than the post-00s are university professors

Do you want to take the test more after reading it?

Those who are more proficient at writing resumes than the post-00s are university professors

(Add me one)

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naturally

It's funnier than Professor Nankai's resume

It is the resume of another Nankai professor, Chen Jing

Those who are more proficient at writing resumes than the post-00s are university professors

(same parentheses)

Different styles

In the third person

tells the story of half of a professor's life

Those who are more proficient at writing resumes than the post-00s are university professors

When introducing the research direction

bluntly said that he should not win the Nobel Prize

So I only work on topics that interest me

(The kind that physics is beautiful and math is simple)

Those who are more proficient at writing resumes than the post-00s are university professors

In the Honorary Titles column

It is more simple and direct than Professor Hu

Directly on a picture

Those who are more proficient at writing resumes than the post-00s are university professors

So light and windy

"This makes him even better"

"Old Versailles"

Netizens said

Those who are more proficient at writing resumes than the post-00s are university professors

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More relaxed than the two professors at Nankai University

and Mr. Dai Bin of Southwest Jiaotong University

Those who are more proficient at writing resumes than the post-00s are university professors

At first glance there is nothing wrong with it

Take a closer look

Those who are more proficient at writing resumes than the post-00s are university professors

The honor is the Young Pioneers and the Young Eagles Program

Liveliness reveals liveliness

The bio is even more light-hearted

(except for the last sentence)

Those who are more proficient at writing resumes than the post-00s are university professors

The team name is matched with the team introduction

It is enough to see that the students of the substitute teacher are really hard

Those who are more proficient at writing resumes than the post-00s are university professors

Anyway

The above resume is different from the previous information on the school's official website

The impression of a serious and rigorous teacher resume

(Didn't say that these professors were not rigorous)

They take off the "mask" of being a teacher

Unleash your own unique charm and gentleness

The vivid images stood in front of the students' eyes in an instant

It's like a friend

Still, with a smile on his face

There are also netizens who suddenly "broke the defense".

Those who are more proficient at writing resumes than the post-00s are university professors

This netizen seems to have crossed the line a bit

Those who are more proficient at writing resumes than the post-00s are university professors

Ah Guang's corpse was uncomfortable and went down first

The bigwigs continue to play and dance!

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