Oops, I'll go! What's going on at the European Cup? This competition is even more maddening than Internet celebrities!
Let's start with the exciting news: England, ranked 5th in the world, was pressed to the ground by Slovenia, ranked 57th in the world! 0-0, can you believe it? England's starting value is 861 million euros, and the opposite side is a pitiful 105 million. What's going on? Did England take the wrong medicine?
Saka's goal was blown off, Foden was offside, and I give full marks for this operation! England boys, have you forgotten your strength in the dressing room? Or are you visiting Europe?
Let's talk about the Danish team, a small transparent team that has been forgotten in the corners of Northern Europe. drew 0-0 with Serbia and squeezed into the round of 16 with this score. Eriksen's free kick and Wind's low shot, although they failed to score, this tenacious fighting spirit is simply a realistic version of "PUBG"!
The Dutch team, oh no, should be called "Orange Jokes". Lost 2-3 to Austria, I give 101 points! Is it to add a little drama to the European Cup? The Dutch midfield and frontline are like loose building blocks, and there is not even a player who can create chances. Brothers, is this still the "Orange Army" that once dominated the world? I'm afraid it's not a fake product, right?
The French team, at least there is a Mbappe to save the field. Finally scored his first goal at the European Championships, albeit from the penalty spot. But brothers, have you found it? France bombarded the whole stadium and only managed to draw with Poland on a penalty. That's what a world champion is capable of? How do I feel a bit like I'm watching an amateur league?
Finally, let's talk about this real "dark horse" - the Austrian team. The 3-2 win over the Netherlands is a myth! Who would have thought that this despised "fish belly" team could create such an earth-shattering miracle? Austrian boys, did you secretly take stimulants? How else can this miraculous performance be explained?
Some netizens commented: "This European Cup is so exciting, I feel like watching "Football Player" in every game." Someone else joked: "It seems that this year is the carnival year of the 'dark horses'!" Are all the strong teams here to make up the numbers? ＂
The next game will definitely be even more exciting. Maybe in the next match, we will see a team outside the top 100 in the world beat the world number one! After all, the script for this European Championship has already begun to run wild!
In closing, I would like to say that no matter which team you support, remember: football is a circle, and you never know where it will roll. So, relax and enjoy the game, and get ready for more surprises and surprises!
European Championships, can you be a little crazier? We'll see!