As the saying goes, good spirits do not bad spirits! A few decades ago, there was a lame girl in the village who went on a blind date, and the young man looked down on it: "Unless I'm blind!" I can take a fancy to you! "When I harvested the rice in the autumn, the rice broke into my right eye and I was blind. The matchmaker came back to find the girl, and the marriage was done [covering her face]
It's really effective,When I bought a lottery ticket last week, I said to the proprietress of the lottery station:If I win 5 million tonight,I'll buy this store,Including you! The proprietress smiled and said: I am still the proprietress if I really hit it, and the boss will be replaced by you. I didn't expect to win 5 million in the lottery that night, and when I asked the boss to fulfill her promise, I was beaten by several brothers of the boss and is still bedridden
This kind of talking, pay attention, for example--the child's father is on the night shift tonight, after going out, you should say to the child, Dad is on the night shift tonight, he will sleep in the unit later, Dad can go home tomorrow morning, go home Dad will buy breakfast for you by the way——, you can't say to the child, Dad is gone, he will never come back, it is best to turn on a lantern in the hall at night (equivalent to waiting for him to come home) - also, the child's father, for example, work in Shanghai, you and the child are at home in Fujian, after the Spring Festival, The child's father went to work in Shanghai, and the neighbor asked what about the child's father? , you shouldn't say - the child's father is gone - it should be said that the child's father went to work in Shanghai and came back on Labor Day on about 5/1 -
More than ten years ago, when I was the secretary of the Youth League Committee at the school, I organized a donation for a student in need, and an elderly male teacher surnamed Wang reprimanded him and said, I donate to him, who will donate to me??? As a result, more than a month later, he was diagnosed with advanced liver cancer, and I organized teachers and students to donate to him... It's a shame
A colleague of mine lost his bag on the train, and there was a lot of cash in the bag, and then he called the police and did something, but he found it, and it was in the newspaper, and he told me about it, and I laughed and leaned back, and as a result, my wallet was stolen on the bus that day [covering my face] [covering my face]
This is Murphy's Law, in 2013 I bought a car in the third year, because of careful driving never had an accident, so complacent, said in my heart that it is difficult for me to have an accident with this driving technique, but a few days to want to go out, driving the car while bowing my head to get the navigation line, hit the back of the parked car, the driver got out of the car and looked, saying that I have nothing to do with me and I left. It cost 10,000 to repair the car yourself.
revisited a Hong Kong and Taiwan film with my father, and my father pointed to a policewoman in the play and said, "She will die next!" ”
Me: "Dad, why do you think she's going to die?" She said that after the mission, she would go back to get married......"
Dad: "Remember, don't be too 'full', otherwise it will be a 'prophecy'!" ”
Tell me the truth about a friend: his sister-in-law has pulmonary hypertension, and his wife has been serving her for more than two years. One day when she came back, he complained to his wife, you only care about your sister and sister, don't care about your own children, it's too unreasonable! When she died, do you still die with her? She replied: Yes!
Later, his wife had a malignant tumor and had her fallopian tubes and uterus removed, and she almost died.
So you really can't talk nonsense, because it's really "good words can't be relied upon"!
The old master
Retired to go through the procedures left over from the individual to the company,
After finishing the errands, I went to our office to chat for a long time, and one person scattered a cigarette, which happened to be empty
Let's just say it's the last cigarette
One of the older ones even replied to his words, "What's the last one, it's still coming?"
The master didn't know if he was stuck or just confused, so he walked while saying, "Don't come again".
Within two days, I saw the master's obituary
Acute myocardial infarction, just enjoy a day of retirement
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