A few days ago, when the unit was having dinner, Xiaoqiang asked for a bottle of Sprite and poured it for everyone, but the bottle was empty when it was his turn. So Xiaoqiang shook the Sprite bottle and said to the waiter, "Is there anything else to do?" The waiter ran over, took the bottle, examined it carefully, and said sincerely, "No." ”
People now are too indifferent. A person who hasn't been in touch for a long time suddenly sends you a link asking you to vote for him, which means that people at least remember you in their hearts. Click in and vote for his opponent, how long can it delay you?
My boyfriend gambled with them every time, and only after my repeated questioning told me that I had lost money. Do you think the result is a beating, scolding and anger? Then you are wrong, I decisively took him to his friend, killed all sides, won the loss back and won his friend's by the way, returned the money to the boyfriend who won the equal share, and after repeating it twice, they never asked the boyfriend to gamble again. Can you give me some applause?
Lingling is a girl who loves sports. This morning, she turned on the radio and heard that aerobics was being taught, so she followed along: "Turn left – down – lift – turn right......" Lingling turned left and right like this, lifting her hips and kicking, but while she was doing it, she faintly felt that today's calisthenics was a little awkward. At this moment, the voice on the radio suddenly slowed down: "Okay, students, now please put down your pen." Today, the calligraphy practice program of the character 'dog' in our zodiac series is broadcast here. ”
In my junior year of high school, I was determined to end my virgin life,,, in a remote alley, I carried the 200 yuan I had saved for a long time, and pushed open the glass door of a shampoo room. You won't believe it, but a few hair salon girls inside saw me wearing a school uniform and persuaded me to come out together! What a few girls with a conscience in the industry......
The female teacher's trouser chain was not pulled during class. When a student found out, he raised his hand to report to the teacher and said, "Your door is not closed", and the teacher waved his hand and said, "Don't worry about it, the teaching director will come to visit later." (Students, wait for self-study!) ）
You never know how to be a foodie~~~~~ Cut~~~~ Once I went to a banquet, everyone ate almost enough, they were all chatting, only a little brother at the same table was still eating, and after a while he hiccuped, looked left and right, and smiled, "The dish is very delicious, make some space." Two more mouthfuls, then raised his buttocks, "poof~~", the guy smiled awkwardly, "Make some more space." "Admire!!
The landlord is a female man, and when she was a child, she fought with her younger brother, no matter what the reason, the person who beat her mother must be me. One day I really couldn't figure it out, so I went to my grandmother's house and complained: "Why does my mother always favor my younger brother?" My grandmother touched my head and said, "Nier, because your brother is peeing while standing." "When I got home, I practiced hard for three months and then I gave up...... It's not that I don't have perseverance, it's that the teacher won't let me into the classroom, saying that I smell too much!
To tell the truth, I didn't drive when I was drunk last time, and I was going to take a taxi home, and I didn't see a taxi at night, so I was ready to use Didi to take a taxi, but I was confused and became a Didi driver, and then the buddy came, I looked at him for a long time, and at the same time said "What about your car......"
Some people can still be talked about from time to time even if they are dead, and some people are alive but they can't receive a single phone call all day.