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Blind date four questions in a row, humorous and funny jokes, naked reality, do you understand?

Blind date four questions in a row, humorous and funny jokes, naked reality, do you understand?
Blind date four questions in a row, humorous and funny jokes, naked reality, do you understand?
Blind date four questions in a row, humorous and funny jokes, naked reality, do you understand?
Blind date four questions in a row, humorous and funny jokes, naked reality, do you understand?
Blind date four questions in a row, humorous and funny jokes, naked reality, do you understand?
Blind date four questions in a row, humorous and funny jokes, naked reality, do you understand?
Blind date four questions in a row, humorous and funny jokes, naked reality, do you understand?
Blind date four questions in a row, humorous and funny jokes, naked reality, do you understand?
Blind date four questions in a row, humorous and funny jokes, naked reality, do you understand?
Blind date four questions in a row, humorous and funny jokes, naked reality, do you understand?
Blind date four questions in a row, humorous and funny jokes, naked reality, do you understand?
Blind date four questions in a row, humorous and funny jokes, naked reality, do you understand?
Blind date four questions in a row, humorous and funny jokes, naked reality, do you understand?
Blind date four questions in a row, humorous and funny jokes, naked reality, do you understand?
Blind date four questions in a row, humorous and funny jokes, naked reality, do you understand?
Blind date four questions in a row, humorous and funny jokes, naked reality, do you understand?
Blind date four questions in a row, humorous and funny jokes, naked reality, do you understand?
Blind date four questions in a row, humorous and funny jokes, naked reality, do you understand?

In the bustling city streets full of stories, Hao Chuan, a young talent known for his humor, is strolling in the afterglow of the sunset, holding a cup of freshly bought coffee in his hand, with that trademark warm smile on his face. Today, he did not appear here by chance, but at the "kind invitation" of an old friend, he participated in a unique "blind date corner adventure".

The "Blind Date Corner", which sounds a bit traditional and fun, is a popular place for many single men and women in the city to find their other half. Hao Chuan was dismissive of this, but his old friend's sentence "Just experience life and add some material to ordinary days" moved him.

As soon as he stepped into the blind date corner, Hao Chuan was amused by the scene in front of him. On the rows of small benches, all kinds of uncles and aunts sit, holding elaborate "billboards" in their hands, which detail the conditions of their children, from height and weight to education and occupation. Hao Chuan thought to himself: "This is simply a realistic version of 'Do Not Disturb If You Are Sincere'!" ”

Just as he was about to retreat quietly, an enthusiastic aunt stopped him: "Young man, I see that your conditions are good, do you want to see our daughter?" Hao Chuan wanted to refuse, but after thinking about it, why not take this opportunity to use humor to resolve the embarrassment, and also bring a touch of laughter to these families who are seriously looking for happiness?

So, he pretended to take the "billboard" seriously and started his "Blind Date Four Questions" performance:

"Auntie, does your daughter like to travel? I don't have any other hobbies, I love to run all over the world, if we get married in the future, can we have a global honeymoon and live directly in youth hostels all over the world? Hao Chuan said half-jokingly, but he was thinking in his heart: "This data is true, according to statistics, millions of couples choose overseas honeymoon trips every year!" ”

The aunt was amused by his words, and said repeatedly: "You kid is so funny! But our daughter also likes to travel, and yours is a good match. ”

Then, Hao Chuan asked again: "Then how is her cooking skills?" I'm a picky eater, and I hope that in the future, she will be able to explore the mysteries of food with me, preferably the kind of all-rounder who can go up to the hall and go down to the kitchen. After saying that, he also deliberately touched his stomach, as if he had smelled the aroma of food.

The aunt smiled from ear to ear: "Don't worry, our girl is so good at cooking, even I, a mother, am ashamed!" ”

The third question, Hao Chuan changed his words and became serious: "Auntie, I think the most important thing for two people to be together is to understand and support each other. If we encounter disagreements in life in the future, is she willing to sit down and communicate well and solve problems together? ”

The aunt nodded solemnly: "That's nature, our family educates children to know how to respect and understand others." ”

The last question, Hao Chuan ended in a light-hearted and humorous way: "Also, auntie, does your daughter have any quirks, such as collecting insect specimens?" I'm a bold man, but I'm a little scared in this regard. ”

This question directly amused the aunt: "You kid, you have such a rich imagination!" Our daughters are so special, they just like to raise flowers and read books, which is very ordinary. ”

After some conversation, Hao Chuan not only successfully resolved the embarrassment of the blind date, but also won the favor of the aunt with his humor and sincerity. He realized that although the way of blind date seems to be traditional, what is behind it is people's yearning and pursuit of a happy life. And he also gained a lot of positive energy and warmth in this unexpected "adventure".

As the sun set, Hao Chuan said goodbye to his aunt and continued to stroll through the streets with a more open-minded and open heart. He knows that no matter what the future holds, as long as he maintains this humor and sincerity, happiness will always come unexpectedly.