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2024 summarizes the most well-placed crooked reasoning (too in place!) )

2024 summarizes the most well-placed crooked reasoning (too in place!) )

The rooster crows, and the sky will dawn,

The sky will be bright if the rooster does not crow,

Whether it's dawn or not is not the chicken's final say,

The key is who is awake.

woke up after a day,

I didn't wake up and lived my whole life.

Life is like eating pears,

What a brilliant metaphor!

There was a man who bought a box of pears,

It's a pity that the weather is hot and the pears are bad,

Pick a few of the worst and eat them every day,

In the end, I ate a box of rotten pears.

To sum up, make a couplet:

Shanglian: Put the good ones and eat the bad ones

Downlink: Eat rotten rotten good

Horizontal batch: Eat rotten forever

Sentiment:

Life is like eating pears,

Because I care about the things that are unhappy every day,

I have to be bad for the rest of my life;

Put away the bad things and throw them away,

A little sunshine every day, you will be brilliant for a lifetime!

100-1=0,

That's too thorough!

At the parent-teacher conference,

The teacher did these four questions on the blackboard:

2+2=4;4+4=8;

8+8=16;9+9=20。

Parents said, "You've miscalculated. ”

The teacher turned around and said slowly:

"Yes, you can see it very clearly,

This question is a miscalculation.

But I got three questions right.

Why doesn't anyone praise me,

And just to see that I miscalculated! ”

The teacher then said meaningfully:

"Parents,

The true meaning of education is not to find out what is wrong in children.

It's about appreciating what they're doing right! ”

This is true for children, and so are adults!

It's the same with being a human being,

You have been kind to him a hundred times, maybe he has forgotten;

If it doesn't go well once, maybe it will wipe out everything!

Between friends, this kind of thing is the most!

This is the human nature of 100-1=0.

2024 summarizes the most well-placed crooked reasoning (too in place!) )

Interesting annotations, worth collecting

The size that can be felt on the chest is called - bust;

The size that can't be touched on the chest is called the chest.

The place where the eye can see is called the line of sight;

The place where the eye can't see is called the visual field.

The words that come out of the mouth are called - content;

The words that can't come out of the mouth are called - connotation.

The gesture that can be made by the gesture of the hand is called a gesture;

The action that can't be drawn in the hand is called a means.

What can be measured in the brain is called IQ;

What can't be detected in the brain is called wisdom.

The movement that can be heard by the ear is called - sound;

The movement that cannot be heard by the ears is called - reputation.

The certificate printed is called a diploma;

What can't be printed on the document is called culture.

The temperature measured is called - temperature;

The temperature that cannot be measured is called warmth.

The words that can be written by the fingers are called - articles;

Words that can't be written with a finger are called literature.

Concerned about the mouth of the call - love words;

The one who cares about it in my heart is called - emotion.

What you can see in the mirror is yourself;

What you can't see in the mirror is the self.

The monetary measure yields – price;

What money can't measure is value.

The deposit can be called - property;

What the deposit can't show is called wealth - wealth.

2024 summarizes the most well-placed crooked reasoning (too in place!) )

Very pithy definition

What is Doctor?

The medical school teacher defines the role of a doctor as follows:

"All of us are destined for crematoriums,

All lined up on the road,

The doctor's role is to prevent people from cutting in line.

From time to time put people out of the ranks

Take it out and row it in the back,

Of course

Some of them really can't carry it, so they can only follow him! ”

- What a god-like definition!

Summary:

Eat less meat and exercise more, otherwise the doctor will not be able to carry it.