Today's topic:
What's the biggest basket you've ever poked in the system?
Netizen: How can a person poke such a big basket
Text ▏ Socialist overtime
Edit ▏ Socialist overtime
Working in the system, but a good employee who abides by the law, we don't have anything to do with the basket. However, when it comes to those ridiculous episodes, there is really one time.
I remember that time, the leader asked me to prepare materials for an important meeting, and I confidently agreed. As a result, on the day of the meeting, I walked into the conference room with a stack of materials, and the leader flipped over one by one, and suddenly his face sank: "Xiao Wang, how come there are a few old materials from last year?" "I looked, oh my god, I got it wrong! Hurriedly smiled all over his face: "Leader, this is a time capsule specially prepared by me to let you feel the weight of history." ”
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Let's take a look at what netizens have to say! (Disclaimer: The following are all real messages from netizens, which do not represent the author's views and cannot confirm their authenticity)
Good news: people picked up Bad news: gone again
Fake, have fun. A large amount of money must be authorized by the supervisor, and no matter how large it is, the operation center will be authorized remotely, and it is necessary to shoot cash and depositors. Otherwise, if you think about it, if there is no second person to check, the teller and the person collude, one side will fake a few hundred million, and the other side will immediately go to cash, wouldn't it be too convenient?
What's wrong with people, you don't want to pretend to be a grandson, and he doesn't want to pretend to be
The same is true for power plants, some computer ports cannot be plugged into any external things, and if they are plugged in by the provincial notice, they will be fined
The deputy set up an immortal tablet at home [tears]
Hahaha, you're really a big problem for the leader [covering your face]
… Can I tell this person has a problem with his ingredients? Who's a good person posts so comprehensively on Moments
Don't mention the effect yet, just say that the workload is not big [tears]
Then your girlfriend pretended to be surprised and said, "Ah! Leader, I'm going to take maternity leave, how did you become young and handsome, how do you usually maintain it? ”
Good leader, smiled to indicate that the measurement is good
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