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The excellent employees selected by the company are not drawn by the security guards.
Scratch is his nickname. This man smiled and squinted all day, sitting in the guard's room, and shed a statue of the god of wealth alive.
Scratch can not come has a lot of good qualities. The external quality is that I don't smoke at work, I don't chew betel nut, I don't play with my mobile phone, and of course I can't play. Intrinsic quality is to keep everything in check, to keep your mouth shut. Never say what is right or wrong, but what is wrong. The most annoying thing about being a security guard is the night shift, although the company clearly stipulates that it is forbidden for employees to enter and exit after 24:00, but many single and beautiful women do not abide by their own behavior, and they can't turn a blind eye and pretend not to see, open and close the door to work hard, and consciously keep a distance, let no matter how strong the perfume, there is no response to him. After a few years, it is not unpleasant to draw a line. This is very rare, so one night there was an accident in the thief, and everyone still felt excusable, and there was no embarrassment.
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One day, I couldn't pick up a stray dog as a baby, and I kept it in the dormitory, and it wasn't long before I was strongly disgusted by my roommates, so I moved out of the dormitory and rented a house outside.
Taking advantage of the opportunity of annual leave, he could not return to his remote hometown and picked up his wife. The woman who had never seen a train in her life was frightened when she saw the train, and exclaimed: My mother! Is this a train? Crawling for so long, how high should it be to stand up... yes...... [Teeth] [Teeth] [Teeth]
Heaven, there are unpredictable storms; man, there are bad luck and bad luck. On the third day of picking up his wife, he went to work in the company when he couldn't come, and at the same time told his wife to go to the market to buy vegetables and cook, and the man was lost.
One day no one, two days can not find, colleagues offer advice, recommended to call the police immediately. Diagonally opposite the company is the traffic police brigade, unable to trot in and rush in: I called the police! My wife is lost! The other party replied: You reported this matter to 110, 122 traffic police management car! Unexpectedly, I didn't say it: Didn't you just happen that the trafficker was in the car, and you didn't even arrest the person with the car? How many times did the other party stare at him, and he was very suspicious that there was something wrong with his brain?
There was no clue for several days, and everyone helped him to be anxious, suggesting that he mobilize relatives and friends to look for him separately, and at the same time post a notice to find people. However, some people are willing to help, put forward the key points of activity funds, can not be quickly refused: people have not found me to pay first? Can't draw can't draw...
That's how the nickname comes from.
One day, the child who could not come to the line called and said that he wanted to eat grapes, but he could not meditate for a long time, and suddenly he had a whim, and he actually got a few grape seedlings and asked them to be sent back to his hometown by courier. The courier brother couldn't help but laugh: Three thousand kilometers away, the seedlings sent back to your hometown are estimated to be dry firewood?
One night, I accidentally passed by KTV and heard an old song:
Who knows the corner, this place, love has forgotten it for a long time...
I couldn't help but stop and listen, and I couldn't bear to leave for a long time.
After a while on the night shift, I couldn't cross the lyrics repeatedly, and on the standard manuscript paper, I scribbled word by stroke:
Who knows the corners of this place,
Love has forgotten it for a long time...!
She used to herd sheep on the mountain,
Why is it so faint from now on...
The landlord was driven away by the landlord who could not raise a dog in a rental house, and after moving to a rabbit, he was driven away, and he moved three times in two months, and he was exhausted.
What else is there to raise? Yes, the dude has raised a bunting again.
On Sundays, when I went to work, I came to the company with a wagon in my hand, and I let it fly in the empty square, looking up at the endless sky, and on a whim, a person muttered to himself:
The oriole flew all over the sky and saw his wife bringing a letter...