The First Kiss of the Short Novel by Mizuki Yuntian

Beauty Xiao Liu finished the driver's license, got the driver's license on the sixth day, got up in the morning to prepare to drive to work, the first day did enough homework, in order to prevent his car from being rear-ended, Xiao Liu posted a piece of "See clearly, don't kiss me!" The sign, the "see clearly" four words written relatively large, "don't kiss me yo" three words written relatively small, only standing close can be seen clearly, but also drawn a flying kiss sign. Before driving, a video was also recorded in which it said:

"This is my first kiss, precious and meaningful...". But who knows, it backfired, driving on the road for less than ten minutes, coming to an intersection, a song was not finished, looking up to see the red light, a foot on the brakes, was rear-ended by the car behind. Xiao Liu got out of the car and looked at it, and angrily asked the driver who caused the accident:

"How do you drive a car?" The driver who caused the accident was a young man, and he also stopped to check it out, listening to Xiao Liu's question, he was also angry and asked:

"It's okay to write anything on your ass!"

"What a drop! My ass is up to me! ”

"However, the 'see clearly' you wrote is actually not clear, I want to see it carefully, the words in the back are too small to see clearly, and I am looking closely..." The young man was furious. You suddenly put on a sharp brake and deliberately pit me? ”

"Did I beg you to see it?" Xiao Liu was straight and strong. "Obviously, your own curiosity is at work!"

"Can I not be curious?" You wrote..."

"I'm dripping!"

"Good! Good! ”

The young man knew that the rear-end was the full responsibility of the rear car, felt that it was useless to say too much, and thought that he was unlucky, so he said in a different tone:

"Okay! I'm fully responsible, take insurance! ”

"Give me an extra $1,000 in cash!" Xiao said.

"What? You blackmail! ”

Xiao Liu pointed to the deformed plastic plate sign, grabbed it in his hand and shook it in front of the young man's eyes and said:

"With this!"

"Isn't it just a broken plastic?"

"Take a closer look! Speak again. ”

"What to see?" The young man stretched out his neck, opened his eyes, and read out, "Don't kiss me!" I..." "Looks good!" Xiao Liu opened the mobile phone video again and held it up to the young man's eyes. "Because it was my first kiss!" First kiss! Do you want more than a thousand dollars..."