1. There is a young woman living upstairs, and she and I have a good feeling for each other, but we have not broken the window paper. One night, I was watching TV at home when I suddenly got a text message, it was Lou

1. There was a young woman living upstairs, and I had a crush on her, but I never broke through the window paper. One night, I was watching TV at home when I suddenly received a text message from the young woman upstairs, only two words, save me! I was shocked and didn't know what had happened to her. I dialed her cell phone, only to find that it was turned off, so I ran straight upstairs and knocked desperately on her door, but no one responded for half a day. I thought to myself that she didn't know if she was at home or not, didn't know what was going on?

2. The cousin drove the Bentley in line at the gas station to refuel, and a hot girl talked to the cousin: "Excuse me, I don't have enough cash, can I help you exchange Alipay for 100 yuan with you?" The cousin didn't think much of sweeping his cousin's Alipay with his mobile phone: "I'm sorry, my Alipay has no money." The hot girl blushed shyly and said, and then looked up at her cousin intently: "Is it okay to add your WeChat transfer to you?" ”?

3. Although the father-in-law is a university professor, he is particularly open to his brother-in-law's love affair. On that day, when the brother-in-law came home from kindergarten, the old man asked, "Son, who do you want to marry in the future?" The brother-in-law replied, "I want to marry my grandmother, and she hurts me the most!" The old man suddenly scolded, "Nonsense! How can you marry my mother? The brother-in-law retorted, "Then you can marry my mother as a wife, why can't I marry your mother?" "The old man was speechless...

4. In order to live a superior life, the brother-in-law abandoned his sister and moved with his nephew to an old rich woman's villa. The grandfather and grandfather lived a life of fine clothes and food, and the environment was superior. This winter, my nephew drove the Maybach with his brother-in-law out of the house, and on the road he saw a beggar standing shivering in the cold wind. He felt very strange and asked, "Dad, why is this person moving all the time?" The brother-in-law said, "Son, this is because it is cold and shivering." The nephew said even more strangely, "Isn't it cold to shiver?" ”

5. In order to facilitate the students, the dormitory duty room opened a small shop in the duty room, saying that it was for the convenience of the students, in fact, the uncle wanted to earn our money. Tonight my roommate and I went out to dinner, and when we came back, we saw that the door to the dormitory was closed and the store was dark. After a few shouts, no one answered, we went to knock on the door, and Uncle did not agree. Everyone was worried that they couldn't enter, and I suddenly became anxious and shouted: Buy instant noodles! The light in the duty room suddenly turned on, followed by a loud response: What brand do you want? How many bags? #Funny Strip#"

6. When my son saw an astronomer looking at the starry sky with a telescope, he asked curiously, "Can you see everything in the sky with this telescope?" I said, "Yes." The son said, "Daddy, where do you see the balloon I flew away in the morning?" You can't see that balloon just because you're bragging. I said, "This is like finding a needle in a haystack, it's a little hard!" ”?

7. After graduation, I worked as a waiter in a hotel, got along well with a rich woman who opened a Bugatti Veyron, and it wasn't long before the two of us got married. Remember the night of the newlywed brother, the wife took a shower early and then lay in my arms, and said delicately: Husband, if one day, I am old and yellow, and my face is full of wrinkles, will you still love me like you do now? I took a few sips of the Chinese cigarette in my hand and said calmly: Honey, you can rest assured!!!! I don't feel like I'm going to live that day...

8. There was a boy in the company who had been pursuing his sister, and the sister didn't look up to her, asked her why, and she said that the boy's family was too poor. Last year, the boy's family was demolished, and the demolition money was 50 million. So the boy found his sister and asked if he would marry him, and his sister agreed! After marriage, the brother-in-law did not go to work, and lent the money to others to earn interest. Once a man owed 1 million yuan, and if he did not pay it back, his brother-in-law lived in the man's house. A week later, the brother-in-law lost 5 pounds and had to call his sister. As soon as the sister heard that she had lost 5 pounds, she immediately packed up her things and lived in it, and after four days, the family obediently returned the money!

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