1, the company's ugly woman's family tens of billions of property, desperately want to share my hundreds of millions. I think she didn't agree to her attempt to misbehave, and paid a salary of 1,000,000 and immediately took her wife to play, wife

1, the company's ugly woman's family tens of billions of property, desperately want to share my hundreds of millions. I think she tried to misbehave without agreeing, paid a salary of 1,000,000 and immediately took her wife to play, the wife took a fancy to a pair of shoes, the boss wanted ninety-eight, the daughter-in-law spent half a day bargaining and said to the boss that today only brought forty yuan, and finally the boss agreed to the deal. When the daughter-in-law took out money in her pocket and found a hundred, she said awkwardly: Boss, I'm sorry Ha, I took the wrong pocket. Put it back in again, and then took 40 bucks out of another pocket...

2, the company an MM sore throat, I sent her a bottle of medicine for the throat. After her throat was better, she asked me, "The medicine you sent me last time was very effective, and I took it all at once." I said, "Of course it works, very precious to say." She: "Is it that expensive?" How much is that?" I teased her and said, "Of course, I'm afraid you'll be able to tell me." She screamed, "No! Hundreds? ”

3, a sister of the company, and the boyfriend has been in love for more than four years, today specially dyed their hair blue, design Xiao Wu asked her how to dye this color, not afraid of boyfriend has ideas? She said: Don't mention it, mention that he is angry, he is a scumbag, and I have been boyfriend and girlfriend since college. Only found out yesterday that he and my girlfriend warm taste at the same time, the key is that yesterday there was actually a little beautiful sister to find the door. Yesterday when he was asked why he did this to me, he actually said that he was prepared to marry whoever wanted less dowry. I can see through it, dye a green grassland hair, whoever pays more bride price I will marry whom!

4, the company a sister once went to find customers, because the location is relatively remote, waiting for the elevator, next to three mixed-looking youth! She wanted to sit down, but was in a hurry to join them. As a result, the elevator malfunction trapped them for half an hour! She said it was the darkest half hour of her life... Because those three young people didn't even look at her, they sat down and fought a dozen times to fight the landlord!

5, the company has a small guy, the body is good, not afraid of cold, in winter others to wear sweater cotton jacket, and he only wears a T-shirt plus a single coat can be, and will not be cold and sick. Yesterday I went on a blind date, and in order to show that he was in good health, he deliberately dressed less than usual. As a result, the cup was set, and the girl's mother did not agree: it was such a cold day, and she could not even afford to buy a thick dress, either without money or with a special door.

6, the company has offices on the 15th floor and 17th floor, the 17th floor is done after taking the stairs down to the 15th floor, to the 16th floor to see no one, put a fart comfortably released! Then I turned around and saw two beautiful women squatting and smoking at the door of the 15th floor...

7, the company organized a dinner, I excitedly signed a name, the old rules of men AA women free of charge. Due to a temporary matter, I went a little late, and I had already eaten when I arrived. The moment the box door was pushed open, there was a round of applause inside, and a pleasant girl shouted that finally a man had arrived! I said I'm sorry, I went through the wrong door! It's really dangerous.

8, a little Lolita's mother in the park gave Xiao Loli a box of Wangzai milk, next to the little Zhengtai who did not know looked at their mother and daughter, swallowed the saliva and looked at them pitifully, so Lori's mother also gave him a box, Xiao Zhengtai's mother saw it and said: "Auntie gives you milk, what should you say?" Xiao Zhengtai stretched out her small hand and tugged at Lori's mother's bag and said, "Auntie, give me a straw again!"

9, dogs may be angels sent by God, they make people happy, make people happy, all kinds of cute, shake their heads at you, smile at you, and wink at the round eyes, really make our hearts cute, sell cute for you is simply a breeze ah... May it always be as it first saw

10. My aunt's family has three children. Once she was watching TV with her youngest cousin. A promotional video of the family plan is being broadcast on television. Repeatedly stressed: two children are just right! The aunt secretly glanced at her little cousin sitting next to her, worried that the words might hurt her feelings. The little parents suddenly asked the aunt: "Mother, which one of our families is redundant, the eldest brother or the second brother?" ”

11, the aunt suspects that the cousin is getting older and older, and there is no girlfriend until now!! So I asked someone to find a wife!! After marriage, my cousin became a "strict wife", especially afraid of his wife, recently his wife was on a business trip, he asked us to play mahjong. When I came to the mahjong room, I saw him carrying the cat from home, and I laughed at him: "What a bitch!! Just as we were having a good time, his wife called to check the post, and he answered the phone with a "shhh" gesture: "Hey, wife, well, at home, don't believe I let the cat bark you to listen." Say goodbye and hand the phone to the cat's mouth, the cat: "Meow." "I was shocked, it was so witty!!

12, the girl called her father: Dad, our family has been stolen, the money has been stolen. The husband's nervous voice came from the phone: Daughter, hurry up and see if the pillow in the cupboard is still there? The girl hung up the phone and turned back to me: Mom, sure, it is the pillow in the cupboard.

13, pluck up the courage to invite the male god out to dinner, want to get yourself drunk to give him a chance, so he keeps drinking! The male god suddenly grabbed my wrist, and the little heart of the people was fluttering, and he said, "If you say that you invited me to dinner, should you want to get drunk and settle the account?" "I...

14. Rent it out by myself (male) during Singles' Day!! Don't 998! Don't 888!! Don't 668!! Just 88! That's right 88, a boyfriend took home!! 88 yuan you rent it and don't suffer losses!! 88 yuan you rented and did not fool!! 88 yuan can make you coax the old man!! 88 yuan you can't buy a car or a house!! But you can experience being a bride once!

15, shopping, heard a couple arguing and tearing sound, I took a look, and then directly rushed up, gave the man a mouth! On the spot, he blinded the man and reacted for more than ten seconds before he said, "Who are you?" Why are you beating me? I calmly said: "It doesn't matter who I am, what matters is how you can treat a girl like this" Then I patted the girl's shoulder and said, "To know how to protect yourself, when it's time to shoot" After saying that, I went away, and my heart kept muttering: "It's too similar to my husband, but I'm witty."