Seeing that the uncle went to pay the electricity bill, the staff saw that the uncle's fee was extremely low, and asked curiously: Why are you paying so little for home appliances? Uncle said triumphantly: Because I have a trick! The staff puzzled: you don't

Seeing that the uncle went to pay the electricity bill, the staff saw that the uncle's fee was extremely low, and asked curiously: Why are you paying so little for home appliances? Uncle said triumphantly: Because I have a trick! The staff wondered: you don't watch TV? Don't boil water without air conditioning? Uncle shook his head and whispered: "Visit the door at night!" After watching TV and drinking tea, I also saved air conditioning, and I was lucky enough to drink a few cups! The staff laughed: Then you can't go to people's homes every day? Uncle said mysteriously: Relatives, friends, colleagues and neighbors, take turns to line up the number cycle again and again...

2. The little nephew actually used his sister-in-law's mobile phone to tip the beauty anchor 210,000. The sister-in-law was furious, beat the little nephew fiercely, and punished him for not coming out of the room and not allowing him to eat dinner. While everyone was eating, I secretly took two chicken legs and sent them to my little nephew. The little nephew was eating the incense, and the sister-in-law suddenly came in. The little guy was stunned at first, and then went up to wrap his sister-in-law's legs and cried: Mom, you don't beat me, blame my aunt, I don't eat her, I have to force me to eat, I will take it and throw it away!! After saying that, the bear child went to Grandma's room with chicken legs wrapped around.

3. I flew on a business trip and met a flight attendant girlfriend. V letter chatted for half a month, and we lived together. On this day, my girlfriend angrily went to the balcony and asked: Last time, I asked you, is the dress I just looked at on the night of the fight, expensive? I said pitifully: Not expensive. She gave me a slight look: It's not expensive, is it? Then you can also not kneel. As soon as the words stopped, I stood up from the ground trembling against the wall.

4. Yellow River's sister-in-law had an accident on the road driving the Bentley. Huang He knew about it and hurried to take a taxi, ready to go over and help deal with it. After arriving at the destination, Huang He found that he did not bring money, but fortunately he had two packs of Chinese cigarettes on his body, so he took out a bag of Chinese and gave the taxi driver money. The driver took it and said in surprise: Such a good cigarette. Huang He was embarrassed to get out of the car, when the driver suddenly stopped him, wiped out a packet of white generals and handed it to him: Find change!

5. My wife went back to her mother's house to see her parents, left me a bank card, and said that she would go out to eat if she didn't want to cook. In the evening, when I went to my brother's house alone to rub rice, my brother smiled and asked me: "Didn't my sister-in-law leave you a bank card?" How do you still come to rub rice? I smiled bitterly: "The bank card password was the time of my date with her brother, but I forgot." He looked at me and was silent for a long time: "Brother, don't say anything, eat vegetables." ”

6. I went shopping with my sister today and wanted to buy a pair of pants for my husband when I was walking in a men's clothing store. But after seeing the price tag, I immediately gave up. I thought, forget it! At this time, my sister came up with a sentence: "If you want to buy it, don't you know what my brother-in-law's pants are torn into?" "I thought my sister was right, so I happily chose one."

7. Today I took the train to a business trip, and across from me sat an uncle of about 50 years old. I was quietly listening to the song with sleepiness, looking at the scenery outside. At this time, the uncle on the other side suddenly took out a bag of cat SHI coffee from his pocket. Then tear open, pour into the mouth, chew and chew, the aroma of coffee instantly came, I was stunned, is it wrong for so many years that I drank coffee with water?

8. Just arrived at a new company, and went to have a late night snack with a few colleagues after work in the evening. One of the fat men with a drunken belly took off his shirt in fear of the heat. I saw a knife scar on his stomach from top to bottom! I asked in surprise, "Brother, you used to be a mixed-up person?" The fat man burst into tears: "That year, my daughter-in-law was waiting for a caesarean section in the hospital at night, and I accidentally fell asleep on the surgical cart with my bare arms!" “

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