1. A rich man took the first class of the plane to Dubai to play, and met a beautiful flight attendant on the way. The two chatted on WeChat for half a month and lived together. Today the flight attendant is not comfortable, let the rich accompany her

1. A rich man took the first class of the plane to Dubai to play, and met a beautiful flight attendant on the way. The two chatted on WeChat for half a month and lived together. Today the flight attendant was unwell and asked the rich man to accompany her to the hospital for examination. The rich man said: "I used to get injections when I was a child, and now I am scared when I see people dressed in white. The flight attendant said, "You mean you're not going to take this wedding photo, right?" "Regal:"

2. In order to find true love, an upstart threw away his former Rolex watches, Chanel men, and LV belts. Introduced by the matchmaker, he drove a second-hand Wuling to go on a blind date. After meeting, the sister is a flight attendant, who has experienced the big world, and looks down on him. The upstart felt that it was also quite boring, so he went to the toilet to make a phone call, came back and told the sister that there was an emergency and had to go first. The sister said to him: Did you take a picture of yourself in the toilet and feel that you are not worthy of me?

3 I've been working at Foxconn for five years, and today I went to the sales department and my sister stopped me at the front desk: Do you know who the vice president of the meeting is going to announce? I shook my head: I don't know. Front desk sister: Oh, it's you, I listened to the general manager. I was dumbfounded: fake, what the director said. Front desk sister: I heard the general manager say to the little secretary, choose the vice president to choose a faceless one, but also like to pat the horse's ass, this is not you!

4 I worked in a factory, and yesterday my daughter-in-law took a car to see me. Then I let the other buddy in the dormitory go home and live with my daughter-in-law. After staying for a few days she went back, who knew she had just left and I had a cold. Go to work in the morning, the buddy in a dormitory said: Yo, the hot day cold, these two days the window head is too windy, blow cold!

5 After the cousin was dumped by the chairman of the company, she borrowed wine at home all day to pour sorrow. Yesterday she suddenly became unwell and called me to accompany her to the hospital for a check-up, and it turned out that she was pregnant. After that, we took the bus home, and there were so many people in the bus that we could only stand. At this time, the cousin walked up to a couple and said to the man: I am pregnant! The man looked at my cousin in amazement, and the girl's eyes widened. The air froze for three seconds, and then the girl "snapped" at the man and got out of the car. The equatorial cousin with the long reflection arc said everything: Let me have a seat?

6 Last night I went to the bank to withdraw 500 yuan, and I couldn't stay idle, so I went to buy a pack of cigarettes.

As a result, I happened to meet the big aunt in the canteen of our company, and I helped the big aunt to settle the account together.

Today at noon, I went to the canteen to cook, and the big aunt scooped three spoons of elbows for me and put them on my plate!

I was embarrassed, the aunt spoke: Boy, yesterday's incident should not have happened, let's clear up! My colleagues around me all looked at me with strange eyes!

7 The landlady called me crying and said, "I had a fight with my husband, can you come here?" When I arrived at her house, they were still arguing, and I was about to go over to persuade her, and the female boss pulled me over to her husband and said: You look at people, people are long and handsome, and they will make money, you look at you, what is the use of you.

After her husband listened, his face changed suddenly and said: Since he is so handsome, you will live with her in the future, and don't come back. The female boss also said angrily: Pass by, who is afraid of whom. Saying that, the landlady took me by the hand and asked me to take her back to my house. Emma, is it also a mistake to be handsome?

8 Bought a lighter with ferrari car keys on the walking street. The boss was a young girl, and I asked her, "Can't see it?" The girl assured me, "Absolutely not!" Me: "What if it's stuffed?" The girl patted her chest and said, "Then I will marry you!" "The next day I made an appointment with a female netizen I knew by playing a game to dinner, and I didn't expect that she was actually the girl of the stall yesterday." I was embarrassed to smoke a cigar slowly, only to accidentally take the "Ferrari car key" and light a cigarette.

9 When I was taking the math paper, I saw a question asking what is the 99th power of 1? I counted one by one on scratch paper, and I had to multiply to the eighty-fifth time when the math teacher came over and looked at my paper standing behind me and watching me tirelessly count 1 by 1. Just when I was about to finish, the teacher walked up to the podium and said: Students, there is a problem that is wrong, now correct it, the 99th power of the 1 fill-in-the-blank problem is changed to the 900th power of 1.

10 A famous heart surgeon's motorcycle broke down and was sent to the repair department for inspection that the engine was broken,

The repairman skillfully dismantled the engine and repaired it and installed it and said to the doctor: "The engine is the heart of the motorcycle, we all repair the heart, but why is the income gap so big?" ”

The doctor thought for a moment and said to the repairman, "You try to fix it without turning off the ignition." ”