At the court banquets held by Emperor Zhongzong, many royal artists were instructed to perform on the spot to help entertain. One actor sang a self-composed poem "The Words of The Wave": "When the pol is stilted, it is also very good to be afraid of women." outside

At the court banquets held by Emperor Zhongzong, many royal artists were instructed to perform on the spot to help entertain. One actor sang a self-composed poem "The Words of The Wave": "When the pol is stilted, it is also very good to be afraid of women." There was only Pei Tan on the outside, and there was no Elder Li on the inside. Pei Tan was serving as a royal historian at the time, and was known for being afraid of his wife. Elder Li referred to Emperor Zhongzong of Tang, and people also knew that he was afraid of Empress Wei. The lyrics of this lyric are to the effect that now I am afraid of my daughter-in-law is also a trend, there is a royal historian Pei Tan outside the palace, and there is our beloved Emperor Li in the palace. Zhongzong was particularly depressed after listening to it, but Wei Hou was in a good mood after listening to it, and rewarded the actor on the spot.

Yang Guozhong traveled on a long business trip in Jiangsu and Zhejiang. One day his wife slept during the day and dreamed of herself and her husband. After some days, I found out that I was really pregnant and gave birth to a boy. After Yang Guozhong returned, his wife told him about the process in a colorful way. Yang Guozhong said: "Great, as long as the feelings are deep, we can have a son without meeting!" Although he was sure that he was wearing a green hat, Lao Yang also had to take care of his face, not saying anything in his mouth, and he was not sure how to hate it in his heart.

Xi Ang chatted with Wei Zhi and talked about being the prime minister. Wei Zhi asked Qiu Ang, "Among the prime ministers, who lacks the most morality?" Qiu Ang made a slip of the tongue and replied, "The most lacking virtue is Wei Anshi." Wei Anshi was Wei Zhi's father, and after Qiu Ang finished speaking, he immediately realized that he had said the wrong thing and quickly ran out of the door, but he happened to run into Ji Wen. Ji Wen said to Ji Ang, "You are in a hurry, what happened?" In a panic, Qiu Ang made another slip of the tongue and said, "Alas, I just talked to Wei Zhi about who was the most immoral among the prime ministers of the dynasty, and I originally wanted to say Ji Yan, but it turned out to be Wei Anshi." Ji Wen is Ji Huan's nephew, as soon as this was said, Qiu Ang realized that he had said it wrong again, and hurriedly got on his horse and fled, running to Fang Zhen's house. Fang Zhen saw that he didn't look right and asked him what was going on. As a result, Qi Ang was completely dizzy, and said: "Just now I talked to Wei Zhi about who was the most immoral among the prime ministers of the dynasty, I originally wanted to say Fang Rong, but it turned out to be Wei Anshi." "Fang Rong is Fang Zhen's father... It is said that Qiu Ang was originally very prestigious among the government and the opposition, but he offended 3 prime ministers in a row in one day, and indeed he could not do it, and Wei Zhi broke off relations with him because of this matter.