1. On the first night of the wedding, the bride had already changed into a beautiful silk nightgown and lay on the bed. But an hour had passed, and the bridegroom was still well dressed and looking out the window, and the bride reminded him impatiently

1. On the first night of the wedding, the bride had already changed into a beautiful silk nightgown and lay on the bed. But an hour passed, and the groom was still well dressed and looking out the window, and the bride reminded him impatiently: "What's wrong?" He replied, "Go to sleep first!" Leave me alone, because my mom told me that tonight was the most wonderful night I could ever see, so now I don't want to waste any second of the night view. ”?

2. This year is 56 years old, and my family is very anxious to introduce me to a blind date. My mother introduced me to the advantages of the woman, and the meaning was very clear, I must marry her as a daughter-in-law. My mom finished the introduction and it was her mom's turn. My mother blew me wildly, and I was a little embarrassed, but her mother's meaning was more clear, she had to marry into my family as a daughter-in-law. After the introduction, the two mothers made a look and left. I looked at her and she said, "I haven't seen her in three years." I looked at the sky: "There is reincarnation in the Heavenly Dao, and it is ironclad who will find whom." ″

3. The brother-in-law is a coward, but one day he has to testify for a case. The lawyer snapped, "Have you ever been married?" "Yes, I married once." The brother-in-law's voice was very small, and there was some trembling. The lawyer asked, "So who are you married to?" He replied, "A woman." The lawyer was a little angry:, of course you're married to a woman. Have you ever heard of anyone who would marry a man? The brother-in-law trembled and said, "I heard that my sister married a man." ”

4, I went to Africa for a week on business, just in time for the sister-in-law's birthday, my wife invited the sister-in-law to hold a cooking competition at home, who lost the next meal who will be invited. The sister-in-law's husband is the referee. After a while, the wife finished making a sauce pig's trotter, and when cooking, the wife took advantage of the sister-in-law's inattention to secretly add 3 spoons of pepper to his dish. The confident wife brought the sauce pig's trotters to the table, but the wife still lost. It turned out that when the wife added pepper, the sister-in-law also took the opportunity to secretly add 3 spoonfuls of salt to the wife's plate. The wife looked sad and urged: My sister is also too cruel!!

5. In other words, I don't know when I was nicknamed Lin Er Dog by my classmates, but at first she was the only one: "Two dogs!" Two dogs! "It's called, so I didn't care too much... Until today, when I was cooking in the kitchen, my mother came home from work and called out to me: "Lin Er Dog, I bought watermelon and came back, come and eat watermelon..." I found that things were not so simple!

6. When I was 6 years old, my parents and grandparents took turns to pick me up, one person for one day. Because I don't live together, I often think that the other party will come to pick me up, and often I don't come to pick me up. It was late, no one had picked me up, and I was waiting pitifully at the school gate. As a result, I actually saw my father and mother come out for a walk, and my mother saw me and said to my father: That child is really like our son!?

7, the little wife is particularly strong, only allowed to smoke a box of cigarettes every day, and the pocket money given is particularly small. I saw that Xiao Xiao was uncomfortable, so I secretly gave him a Piece of Chinese. As a result, the next day he was caught and punished to kneel. I asked him how he was found, and he said: Just remember to hide the cigarettes, I didn't expect my daughter-in-law to count 22 cigarette butts in the family, and she was stuffed! I wanted to kill and didn't move, but I didn't expect that I was impatient to fight, so I recruited...

8. Remember that once Huanji went to the ATM to withdraw money, and stood in front of the ATM with great expectation. After Huanji enters the withdrawal password number, the machine prompts that the card balance is insufficient. Huan Ji let out a long sigh. The girl behind Huan Ji asked: "No money?" Huan Ji said, yes, there is no money. Then, the long line behind him automatically dispersed.

9. The sister-in-law teaches in the mountainous area tens of thousands of kilometers away from home, and rarely goes home. Recently they came back from summer vacation and came to our house for dinner in the evening. The 4-year-old son has a very good relationship with her and has been pestering her for a bag. I said: Son, you will soon be about the same weight as your aunt, do you still want a bag? Is it a shame to lose? My wife immediately slapped me and said angrily: How do you know that your son is as heavy as my little sister?

10. A man on the plane turned off his mobile phone, and the man found that the grandmother next to him was wearing a watch, so he asked the grandmother what time it was! But after asking three times, she said, "I can't tell you!" The man asked, "Why?" The grandmother said, "I told you, you have to thank me, you thank me, I have to nag with you, nag, you must help me with my luggage, you help me with my luggage, I will invite you to my house for dinner." In case my granddaughter sees you and falls in love with you, and you can't even afford a watch... So I can't tell you what time it is"..

11, I am a bus driver, every day through the city. At the peak of the day, a man and a woman accidentally collided. The woman without a man's glance said: Are you sick? I didn't expect the man to reply: Do you have medicine? The woman said angrily: Are you neurotic? The man said triumphantly: Can you cure it? As a result, the woman took out a certificate and said: I can cure, I am the chief doctor of neurology, if you come, I will call you."

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