At night, the wife was taking a bath, and the husband held his wife's mobile phone and shouted: "Wife, you have a WeChat called 'good sister' looking for you." The wife said calmly: "Help me reply, I am."

At night, the wife was taking a bath, and the husband held his wife's mobile phone and shouted: "Wife, you have a WeChat called 'good sister' looking for you." The wife said calmly: "Help me reply, I am in the shower." Then the husband shouted again: "She said she wanted to come over and wash it together." Wife: "You told her that my husband is at home, it is not convenient, tomorrow my husband will come back on a business trip." The husband sighed: "It's really interesting, I'm at home, what's inconvenient?" ”

2, the rich woman talked about a boyfriend who lives in the countryside, and went home with her boyfriend to play on this day. The rich woman saw that there was a large wooden barrel in the courtyard that was more than one meter high, like the bath barrel of the ancient bath. She said excitedly: This bath is so big, I will take a bath here in the future! Her boyfriend and in-laws both laughed, and the boyfriend laughed even more. The rich woman felt that she agreed, and it was not until the next day that the village slaughtered the pig that the rich woman understood. Rich:......

3, my sister a piece, and the husband's towel is separated, soap is also separated, he also has a special towel to wipe his hair. But in order to maintain the intimate relationship between husband and wife, I often wash my feet with his soap, wipe my hands with his face towel, and wipe my feet with his head towel...

4, my son is going back to school, I helped him sort out his clothes, smelled very fragrant, asked my son how to wash clothes with soap? The son told me: The bedroom is like this, running out of washing powder with soap, running out of soap with shampoo, and finishing up with shampoo with shower gel. The more I listened, the more frightened I became, and I asked, what did I use when I ran out of shower gel? The son replied unhurriedly: toothpaste!

5, after dinner with the wife small talk, "Daughter-in-law, tomorrow Dragon Boat Festival, let's go out to play, right?" "Where to go?" "These two days are so hot, how about going to the water park, I heard that there is a huge surf pool, artificial waves can be more than one meter high" "Yes, tomorrow to go" "I first go to refuel to 200 yuan, tomorrow's water park ticket to 300, or you give me 500 yuan first? "So expensive, don't go, play at home, you play at home with a wave of one meter six eight!"

6, when I was a child, everyone had a big chivalrous dream in their hearts, my brother was no exception, he took advantage of his parents' lunch break, practicing iron sand palms in the noodle jar, just as my brother rushed to the noodle tank, the old mother woke up: the kitchen was built, a white expanse, can't tell which is my brother, which is the noodle tank... In the end, my mother's bamboo pole defeated my brother's iron sand palm!

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8, the son does homework, there is a question in it is to give the word "extra" to make a sentence. He wouldn't, so he asked his father, "I won't make a sentence for the word 'extra'!" Dad thought about it and made a sentence: "We can't write our homework in the special"

9. Nanbin Park of Tuojiang South and North Bin Park is located in Jiangyang District, on the south bank of the Tuojiang River, covering an area of 463 acres; Beibin Park is located in Longmatan District, on the north bank of the Tuojiang River, covering an area of 916 acres. The verdant and wide lawns, uniquely shaped walkways, exquisite landscape sketches, etc., are staggered, and the overall landscape is pleasing to the eye, which is a good choice for leisure walking and relaxing.

10. The father wanted to borrow a grain from someone and asked his son, who was studying at a private school, to write an IOU. My son wrote it for half a day, but it has not yet been written. When my father took a look at it, he saw that five or six pieces of paper had been written densely, starting with Shennong's making of five grains, and directly writing about how to cultivate and harvest. The father was furious and said, "Are you making a fuss, or are you doing something?" The son replied, "Grain is the treasure of treasure, and if you don't write it clearly, how can people lend it to you?" ”

1 Relatively speaking, the counterfeiting rate of gold jewelry is much lower, because the circulation rate of gold jewelry is very high, and it is often recycled, dissolved, exchanged or created into new jewelry. If it is fake, it will have a serious impact on the brand reputation, so the gold jewelry of large brands is not afraid of fake. However, considering that the price of jewelry gold is very high (dozens of dollars taller than gold bars per gram), and there is no low processing fee, it is not an ideal object for asset preservation, so everyone still wears it and plays with it.

12. When I was in college in Beijing, I had a good relationship with a brother in the dormitory. Dude never eats dinner, even if I invite him. Dude said: the digestive system is in a dormant state at night, eating will cause gastrointestinal burden, resulting in fat accumulation in the liver, do not eat dinner, can ensure liver detoxification to promote health. A few years later, I went to my buddies' house and ate big fish and meat in the evening. I asked: Doesn't it mean that skipping dinner is good for your body? Buddy scratched his head: Poor at that time, want to save money, do you remember? I shivered and felt a bunch of stomach medicine and cried...

13, it is said that a buddy girlfriend in our dormitory ran away with Gao Fushuai, looking for a reason to say that he was a boy and a wife. In fact, this buddy is really not a woman, that is, the face looks a bit feminine. He was angry, spent a month to create various encounters, and finally bent the rich and handsome, dumped his ex-girlfriend, and the two handsome men were not ashamed. Sure enough, I can't afford it.

14. After eating in the evening, go downstairs with your wife for a walk. The wife said: In the past, you told people to be careful of the liver, now why don't you call it? Don't you love me anymore? I said lightly: As far as your current shape is concerned, it is impossible to be small. Do you want to call you fatty liver? Wife......