1, my wife has a sister, that is, my eldest sister-in-law, she recently divorced and temporarily lives in my house. One day my wife was on a business trip, and I was at home with my eldest sister-in-law. I sat with her

1, my wife has a sister, that is, my eldest sister-in-law, she recently divorced and temporarily lives in my house. One day my wife was on a business trip, and I was at home with my eldest sister-in-law. I sat on the couch with her watching TV, the house suddenly went out of power, it was dark, the sister-in-law exclaimed, I thought something had happened to her, hurriedly hugged her, the sister-in-law screamed again, grabbed the garbage basket next to me and clasped it on my head! At this time, the call came, I stood in front of the eldest sister-in-law, the garbage was scattered all over me, not to mention how weird it was! The eldest sister-in-law was horrified, and actually said hilariously, brother-in-law, are you in Cosplay? I couldn't stop crying and laughing!

2. My father-in-law is 48 years old and has cancer, and he will not be able to do it soon. Before dying, the father-in-law called his mother-in-law to his side and said: Wife, I am going to die, I have left you thirty million inheritance, put it in the safe, the password is 18845! After saying that, the father-in-law gasped! The mother-in-law was very happy to hear it and hurried to open the safe. Enter the password 18845 and Vault opens. When the mother-in-law looked at it, there were three notes inside, which read: Don't remarry, don't remarry, don't remarry!

3, recently my wife is obsessed with makeup, almost every day to buy some cosmetics. I patiently said to her: You are already very beautiful, I don't think there is any need to buy those again. My wife is angry: You are not willing to spend money on me now? You don't love me anymore! Me: No, no, no, money is something outside the body, and when I pay my salary, I will never hide it. So, you don't have to make your eyes so shiny. Look at our desire to survive, how strong...?

4. The director calls his wife at night on a business trip. After chatting a few words, my wife said: "Go to bed early, I am too tired today..." The director: "How can I hear that there are other people in the house?" Wife: "You are on a business trip with me alone, a little afraid, called my girlfriend Qinfei to come and accompany me, what's wrong?" Don't believe me yet, or I'll ask Qin Fei to talk to you twice! Director: "No, I believe you, go to bed early!" After putting down the phone, the director looked at the sleeping qinma next to her, smoked a cigarette all night, and then fell ill... This story tells us that smoking is harmful to health!

5, the sister-in-law's ex-husband is a scumbag, and ran away with a greasy rich woman. The sister-in-law has a strong personality, signed a divorce agreement, and flashed marriage with a blind date. After the wedding, the two went to Ireland for their honeymoon. Then, when her husband went back in the middle of something, she went on a tour by herself. After coming back, I was very excited, as soon as I entered the house, I saw my husband cooking, rushed over and hugged you and said: Husband, I want to kill you, right, what is your name??

6. Take your mother-in-law to buy vegetables, and take a small ticket to get the free use right of Lynk & Co 03+ for one year! The mother-in-law was very happy and drove to take the old man for a ride! As a result, not long after the mother-in-law was on the road, the old man's throat was about to shout and smoke! In the end, the old man simply lay directly on the back seat! The mother-in-law asked him, "Why don't you sit in the front?" The old man said: "Wife, I am not bothered by the eyes, if there is a real car accident, it is painful to go!" ”

7. The little monk won the first place in the competition, and the old abbot took the little monk to the zoo to play. The little monk saw the peacock opening screen in the zoo, and it felt very strange. The next day, he began to force the reed rooster in the temple to open the screen and chase the chicken all over the yard. In the end, the little monk was very skilled, and finally grabbed it in the chicken nest, and then forced the tail of the chicken to be opened. As a result, the chicken feathers were made into a whole field, and finally a feather was left on the rooster's tail. The little monk put the chicken away, and when the abbot saw it, he asked him why. The little monk said something very level: "Forget it, iron rooster, not a dime." ”

8. I know a classmate who is studying Chinese and Western, we both play very well, and I am willing to talk to him about all things. One day I drank too much to go to him: I have a boy I liked for a long time, but he liked someone else, is there any recipe? Let him drink it and fall in love with me. My classmates wrote me a copy and sent me home. When he left, I opened the recipe and saw a line: Silly boy, if there was such a recipe, I wouldn't have silently liked you for ten years.

9. When I went to the office to find the chairman, I happened to meet a big mother who came to apply for employment. Chairman: "What have you done before?" Big Mom: "I just came out of my hometown, the first time I came out this year, I don't have any work experience." The chairman scratched his head: "We are only recruiting skilled workers!" Big Mom: "I've raised pigs at home before, does that count?" The chairman was overjoyed: "Well, then tomorrow you come to work." "I was curious about My Aunt's position until this morning when I saw My Aunt busy in the cafeteria...

10, the buddy parked the car to the company downstairs through a sprinkler truck, just want to wash the car, just slow down and parallel with the sprinkler truck. Rushed back and forth for a while and left, and as a result, the cars behind followed suit, and all drove to the side to wash. Driving to a red light in front of it, the sprinkler turned off the water valve and sped up. Don't stand next to the buddies, open the water valve, and flush a red light at the buddies. I vaguely saw the uncle grinning, as if to say, let your boy wash the car! Let you wash enough! Dude: I washed my car for free!

11. Driving the Mercedes-Benz G350 I just bought, I went to the kindergarten to pick up my son. When I arrived, I found him running wildly around the slide with a little girl. I called out to him to remind him to slow down and be safe. The son interrupted me impatiently: "Daddy, I'm chasing girls, please don't bother me!" "I didn't expect it, this boy really has a chance!?"

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