Nor is the teacher twenty-four hours serious. When you are tired of preparing lessons, changing homework, and reading papers, you must also make jokes.
If Goku Q&A someone asks, which is the funniest time? I would tell him that I was very impressed by the time before the opening of the first campus arts festival.
Those days, teachers and students were more literary and artistic.
In the junior high school teacher's office, The chemistry teacher Xu first launched the first program, and he pretended to be the principal to give an opening speech.
"This, this, this, I represent~"
He deliberately paused for a moment, then continued.
"I represent Hip Soso..."
Before he could finish speaking, he laughed himself.
Because it was supposed to be "I represent Jinxi Junior High School...".
Golden Creek Junior High School – Hip Hop Soso.
Everyone couldn't stop laughing, laughing at his daring to make a prank of Jinxi Junior High School, laughing at him for pretending to be the principal, not like that.
He realized this, and immediately changed his mouth solemnly: "This, my school-running policy is broad, practical, and lively, I will not give an opening speech for the time being, and I will now invite Teacher Wang Minchuan of the Mathematics Group to speak." ”
He took Teacher Wang into an army.
But Teacher Wang of Mathematics is also a famous and laughing person, does he care about Teacher Xu's challenge? He also opened his mouth to pretend to be the principal:
"Below—not the next noodle—I announce that because of the preparations for the campus arts festival, tonight's evening self-study will not be attended, and everyone will go home to rest..."
The female teachers coaxed: "Don't you come to study at night?" You are responsible for the student's problem! ”
Teacher Wang was silent: "Am I finished?" Don't study late tonight, don't study late tomorrow night, don't study late the night after tomorrow..."
In the midst of everyone's waiting, he paused and added, "It's impossible to drip~
Everyone was about to scold him, and he said, "As a teacher in the graduating class office, you must hurry up to meet the pre-exam revision and mock exams." Evening self-study lectures are also necessary, in order to end the new classes as soon as possible. ”
A chinese teacher who was older than them observed that many people were wearing the school's newly issued uniforms — because tomorrow the teacher's chorus was going to be rehearsed — and said, "So early?" If you want to make a treasure, I will wear it tomorrow. ”
"Fa Bao" is a local vernacular, meaning to play treasure and be funny.
The next day, the chinese teacher was invited by the principal to talk in the principal's office.
"How do you say that wearing a school uniform is 'to make treasure to everyone'?" Did you finalize your opening speech? ”
He was embarrassed: "The opening speech is written, and I will immediately ask the principal to review it." ”
The principal said, "Don't be the principal, your grandfathers are not allowed to be in one office in the future, and they will be blessed all the time, and beware of teaching students to be like you!" ”
When he finished, the headmaster laughed himself.
"Also, is the slogan finished?" After writing and handing it over, I will arrange for someone to hang it. The principal added.
The Chinese teacher knew that the principal was not really criticizing him, so he joked again: "Obey the order!" ”
The headmaster said, "Look, you're kidding again!" ”
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