The princess is also crazy Text/Jiudou Chang'an meets the deceased During the Tang Dynasty, the general trend of the world was undecided, but Chang'an was already singing and dancing, prosperous as before. Due to the royal construction, many unemployed vagrants from outside have embraced people, and Lu Xun is one of them. He was originally a flower farmer in Fangzhou, for generations to raise flowers for a living, in the early stage of the reign of the Empress Wu, the prince and grandson rebelled from time to time, the war continued, it was very difficult for Zhongzong to ascend the throne, the war gradually subsided, and caught up with many fleeing squires to return, covering a serious area, Lu Xun's garden was unfortunately occupied, he and his wife, son were also separated, he was alone, simply left his hometown, went to the capital to ask for a living. On this day, he heard that the foundation stone of a princess's homestead had been laid, so he wanted to see the excitement. Lu Xun was crowded in the crowd, and the audience had different opinions. He was listening fascinated, and suddenly heard someone shouting: "Princess Anle has arrived!" The crowd went forward like a tide, Lu Xun didn't know the stakes, and was still in a daze, dozens of high-headed horses had already rushed over, just when the princess's car came, the horse was well-practiced, and stopped steadily when he saw something abnormal. The gauze curtain on the car was lifted, and someone coquettishly said: "Who is blocking the road, drag it to feed the dogs!" At this time, a gust of wind rose, and the veil of the person in the car was lifted, revealing a beautiful and vulgar face. Lu Xun was taken aback when he saw it, and blurted out: "Bao'er!" Unexpectedly, Princess Anle in the car took a closer look and said in surprise: "You are Lu Xun?" Lu Xun hazy accompanied Princess Anle to the mansion, only then did he know that the poor King Luling was already the son of heaven today, and that smart and clever little girl is now the world-famous Princess Anle. In the fourteen years that Zhongzong Li Xian was demoted to Fangzhou, the house was connected to the garden of Lu Xun's family. The Lu family is in the flower house business, and there is a large flower cellar, and they will move all the flowers out when it is cold. In Fangzhou, when the years were bitter and the weather was cold, the warm flower cellar of the Lu family was the only place for Princess Anle and Bao'er to play. The Lu family has no daughter, both of them like to wrap up, and if there is something delicious and fun, they will send her first. After Li Xian was recalled by Wu Zetian, his life and death were uncertain, so he lost contact. Princess Anle is still very nostalgic, and she has not forgotten Lu Xun's kindness back then, she asked Lu Xun to live in peace, and take care of those strange flowers and plants in the mansion in the future. Flowers and plants are also in trouble On this day, he was changing flowers for soil, and suddenly someone came to tell him to see Princess Anle. Lu Xun hurriedly trotted into the inner hall, and as soon as he entered the shadow wall inside, he heard the sound of falling things. Lu Xun cautiously entered the inner hall, and sure enough, Princess Anle had a cold face and said: "In the past, the grass fighting was lost, and you gardener are too unresponsible!" Fighting grass is a game that is popular in the court and the people of this dynasty, one is that the literary fight is more precious than the flowers and plants; the other is the martial arts, the two grass stems compete, and the first one to break is to lose. The grass in the palace is mostly Wendou, and the grass that Princess Anle will take to fight tomorrow is the mimosa selected by Lu Xun personally, this grass is from the Western Regions, and people are shy to close the branches and leaves when they touch it, which is very rare. Lu Xun boldly asked, "I don't know what the princess lost?" Princess An Le said angrily: "I don't know where Princess Changning got the blue lotus, no one has seen it, of course she won!" Princess Changning is Princess An Le's sister, and she is also deeply favored by the emperor, and the two compete for favor from time to time. Princess An Le said: "Do you have any other martial arts, get one that she can't compare?" Lu Xun didn't dare to say no, and without thinking about it in detail, he really had an idea. He selected two peonies in the courtyard, surrounded them with felt cloth, and came out to take care of them himself. A month has passed in a blink of an eye, and it is the day when the princesses meet to fight grass. Princess Anle was invited to the garden by Lu Xun, he removed the felt cloth and invited Princess Anle to come forward. This bush of peonies is mottled in color, yellow, pink and red, and the color is different. The princess looked at it and frowned and said: "A flower blooms in five colors, strange is strange, but I haven't seen anything higher than the blue lotus, I'm afraid that I won't be able to convince the public." Lu Xun pointed to a flower and said, "Princess, please look here." Princess Anle leaned over and couldn't help laughing, and said, "Sure enough, this time it's a win!" It turns out that the peony petals have the word "Anle", and the handwriting is light, which is actually natural. In the evening, Princess Anle returned home and ordered someone to reward Lu Xun with a small gold ingot, and he knew that the princess had won this time. Lu Xun won the lottery and was about to go back to the room to rest, when someone took a message out, saying that there was a fellow villager at the door who asked to see him. Lu Xun hurriedly came to the door of the house, only to see a middle-aged bearded eyebrow standing outside, his face was dark and dry, and he was a little lame when he walked. The man turned out to be his long-lost son, Lu Ze, who came to the door. Lu Xun pulled Lu to a nearby tavern and asked about the situation, and Lu Cried when he asked. It turned out that after he was separated from his family, he also came to the capital, because he helped his father (father) take care of flowers and plants since he was a child, and he was recruited by Princess Changning to the palace with this skill. This time it was Lu Ze who cultivated the blue lotus for Princess Changning, the last time she fought grass, Princess Changning won and gave him some silver, but this time she lost and beat him violently. When Lu Xun heard this, he got angry and said: "Let's not serve her! You go back to Princess Anle's mansion with your father, and Princess Anle will definitely be able to take you in." Lu Ze was so frightened that he covered Lu Xun's mouth, looked left and right before saying, "Dad, you speak softly, otherwise you will really kill your son!" It turned out that Lu Ze saw the words on the peony, so he guessed that it was Lu Xun's craftsmanship, and knew that he was not capable of winning against his father, so he begged Princess Changning to let him go to see his father's face. Lu Xun sighed: "You just went back to Princess Anle's Mansion with your father, why bother." Lu Ze wiped his tears and said: "My wife and children are all detained in Princess Changning's Mansion, where can I get out, why don't you go back to Princess Changning's Mansion with me?" Lu Xun shook his head again and again when he heard this: "Princess Anle treats me well, what's the matter if I go with you, no!" Lu Ze was so anxious that he got up and tore his robe open, Lu Xun trembled in distress when he saw it, and Lu Ze's back was full of whip marks. Lu Ze cried: "Princess Changning is ruthless, if I really leave with my father, I am afraid that my young son's life will not be guaranteed." Lu Xun said helplessly: "Now the expedient measure is for me to pass on the flowers to you in the way of words, so that Princess Changning can win the next time in the grass." This method was invented by Lu Xun himself, using thick paper to write the characters and carving the air, wrapping the petals before they are opened, and letting the sunlight change the color of the petals. There are mountains outside the mountain, but there are no flowers outside the flowers As Lu Xun wished, this time Princess Changning won the battle, and the blue lotus she brought not only had words on it, but also carried the entire Buddhist scriptures. In comparison, Princess Anle's peony is much thinner. When Lu Xun learned the news, he secretly breathed a sigh of relief, and was glad that Lu Ze was out of danger. In his thoughts, Princess An Le treats him well on weekdays, and although he loses the fighting grass this time, he will not punish him too much. To his surprise, Princess An Le was furious and ordered someone to bring him over and hang him to a tree in the courtyard to be tortured. Lu Xun was so anxious that he begged for mercy loudly, and Princess Anle hated: "You dare to collude with outsiders to deal with this palace, if you don't kill you, a slave who sells the master, tomorrow, I won't be Princess Anle!" Only then did Lu Xun know that the last time Lu Ze looked for him was revealed. Princess An Le raised her hand and flew a jade cup over, Lu Xun's head was bleeding, Princess An Le sneered: "Don't think that you can endure you by receiving a little favor from you back then, no one will be able to save you tomorrow!" Lu Xun knew that it was a dead end, so he simply turned his heart and said: "In the past, the princess wanted to punish the old slave, and the old slave had nothing to say, but if the old slave was killed, I was afraid that the princess would have to lose the next time she fought grass!" Seeing that Princess An Le groaned slightly, as if she had moved, Lu Xun continued: " The old slave is the best in the world in floral art, the princess spared the old slave's life, let the old slave contribute to the princess again, and will not disappoint the princess!" Princess An Le took a long breath and said: "This palace makes you confused, after a month, there is another grass fight, in addition to Princess Changning, it is said that my aunt Princess Taiping also has strange grass, you think of a way, win them, naturally have your interests." Lu Xun heard this in his heart, now the lives of his children and grandchildren are in the hands of Princess Changning, if his subordinates show mercy to Lu Ze and win, his old life will be difficult to protect. It is impossible to escape from the princess's mansion, so it is better to fight for your life and end this matter to yourself. Lu Xun made up his mind, and then said: "Princess, the old slave has a sentence that I don't know whether to say or not. Princess An Le snorted from her nose and replied. Lu Xun knocked his head to the ground, and then replied: "Princess, what is the grass fighting for?" Princess An Le replied disdainfully: "Stupid, Douge is for entertainment. Lu Xun shook his head and said: "It's for entertainment, it's common to win or lose, why bother the princesses to fight for the grass?" Princess An Le smiled coldly and said, "Then what do you say is fighting grass for?" Lu Xun had nothing to be afraid of at this time, he boldly raised his head and said: "It's not grass that fights, it's power, it's wealth!" Lu Xun continued: "What can you compare to the flowers and plants? Princess Anle got up and stroked the jade pendant on her body thoughtfully, Lu Xun continued: "These mundane gold, silver and jewelry, are all artificial, there are mountains outside the mountain, there are people outside the people, and there are more treasures outside the rarity, it is better than those who are unique in the world, and they can't get the second thing." Princess An Le muttered: "What is the only thing in the world?" Lu Xun said: "Princess, the old slave recommends one thing, and the princess is unique." This year's Dragon Boat Festival's grass fighting will be particularly eye-catching, because since October last year, Princess Anle suddenly disappeared from the grass fighting meeting, no matter who invited, none of them participated, but just a month ago, Princess Anle suddenly announced that she wanted to participate in the Dragon Boat Festival's grass fighting meeting, and the response from the palace was very strong. On the day of the Dragon Boat Festival, the Kunming Chi Ying sang and danced, and the princesses and concubines wore heavy makeup, and they showed their magical powers. After a few rounds of fighting, the grass of Princess Changning and Princess Taiping stood out. Princess Changning brought Lu Ze's latest five-color lotus, and the five petals were divided into five colors. And Princess Taiping brought blue roses, green fluffy petals stained with dew, delicate and abnormal. Everyone has their own words, and it is difficult for the two flowers to decide. At this time, someone shouted: "Princess Anle has arrived!" Princess Changning got up and said with a smile: "Seventh sister is here, there must be something good for us to see, and it is good to divide the victory and defeat." Princess Anle was not in a hurry, and ordered the palace maid in front of her to serve a jade tray. The princesses hurriedly stepped forward to look, and saw a red cloth spread on the plate, and on the cloth was a lock of dark whiskers. Princess Changning asked puzzledly, "What kind of grass is this?" Princess An Le said unhurriedly: "This is Xie Lingyun's beard on the Buddha statue in the Niheng Temple in the South China Sea!" The princesses exclaimed in surprise, Xie Lingyun's beard is indeed famous in the world. Xie Lingyun is a generation of writers in the Eastern Jin Dynasty, he has a beautiful hair well-known all over the world, and was beheaded because of different political views, before the execution he cut off his beard, and sent it to the Nanhai Niheng Temple to decorate the Buddha statue, which is the treasure of the temple. Princess Changning's eyes rolled and said with a smile: "Seventh sister, it's grass, what is it with a beard?" Princess An Le smiled faintly and said: "Tomorrow the palace will say that this is grass, and it is the only grass in the world, why do you think it can't be?" The princesses looked at each other, but no one dared to say the word "no", now Queen Wei and Princess An Le have taken control of the government, although Xie Lingyun's beard has made the princesses scorched on the outside and tender on the inside, but who dares to say irresponsible things against Princess Anle's holy family? Princess Changning bowed her head under the deterrence of Princess An Le, and Princess Taiping brushed her sleeves away in anger. This is in response to what Lu Xun said that day, he said: "Princess Anle's power is supreme, you said that the beard can be used as a grass fight, then it is okay, no one dares to refute it." This is the real winner!" As soon as Xie Lingyun's beard came out, the fighting grass had lost its original meaning, and Lu Xun and other gardeners no longer had to worry about their lives. But since then, Princess An Le was carried away by the desire for power, and actually stretched out her hand to the throne of the Son of Heaven.