No, I'm really going to arrest you all...... | Cold Joke 2914 & Last year today 2557

2024-06-25

Laughing to death, is this the difference between the love brain and the oil and salt not entering?

If the pants are worn backwards from side to side, then they are also worn backwards and forwards.

#对啊, because the pants are mirror-symmetrical, not rotationally symmetrical. #

The young lady was eating a nice cake in a fashionable café, but the atmosphere was ruined by her friends at once

@羊崽打工日记

High-frequency words for chatting with friends at work:

1. So sleepy

2. Annoying

3. I'll tell you

4. Want to die

5. Don't want to do it anymore

6. It's off work

This is probably the only item that does not have a dialect, and is called eggs all over the country

#不是哦, in some places in the Northeast, eggs are called ginkgo seeds. Then, some northerners will call this "chicken". Anyway, there are quite a lot of dialects. #

#老实人: The emergence of large banknotes is generally due to the depreciation#

My dad loves to watch emotional programs on TV, mediating all kinds of family conflicts, which I just watched again after eating, I told him: Those stories are fake, people are actors, why do you see how stupid this is!

My dad smiled and said: You don't understand, if people are doing well, I won't watch it, I will look at these bad things, even if they are fake, I will take it seriously, you look at the life they are looking for the daughter-in-law to live, and then think about yourself, what else can you complain about, how good your mother is, just have a big temper~

Me: I admire.

Have you never lived in a dormitory?

No, I'm really going to arrest you all......

In the past, I felt that after coming out to work in the society, I could make money and meet friends whenever I wanted. After work, I found that it was really a luxury to meet my friends, so I had to arrange my work, get a good time off, buy a ticket in advance, and prepare my way

At what moment did you understand someone else's hint in seconds?

#没关系啊, how nice it would be to earn their money. #

If you can't overcome your fear, do it with it. Our ultimate goal is just to get things done, and when we are not 100% ready, we rush when we are almost ready!

Don't change your child's name

It is recommended that you do not leave your job easily in July and August, because you can rub the free air conditioner blowing, and do not leave your job from December to February, because you can rub the free heating, so I generally leave in March, look for a job in July, the weather is cool in April, May and June, the weather is cool, the tourist off-season, and the air ticket is cheap

#一般来说, job hunting is golden#

#谁给的伤疤. Who to solve, #

Now I click on any of the apps

It jumps to the speed of Taobao

It's much faster than me clicking on Taobao directly

If the donor doesn't understand the Dharma, the poor monk also knows a little bit about fists and kicks

See you tomorrow

"What Graduate School and Toilet Commons Have in Common" | Last year today 2557

2023-06-25

"What Graduate School and Toilet Commons Have in Common"

@刘大大大大大脸

I aspire to a simple life: go out on weekdays and stay home during the holidays. Whoever stole my simple and simple life, please take the initiative to return it to me.

Bian Mu is really smart. My friend has a border herding and I want to touch it but I'm afraid it will bite me.

My friend said, it's okay, it's very gentle, you can touch it.

Then the border herd raised his hand and touched me

The designer of this building should have been to the food stalls a lot

Boyfriend: My grandfather passed away

Me: Mourning is changing

Former male friend: 唉

Me: Don't be sad, pay attention to your body, or I'll go over and accompany you

Ex-boyfriend: No, we've broken up, and I have a girlfriend with me

Me: Okay, don't talk about it, my grandfather called me to eat

Dream Linkage

Dad and daughter play cop to catch thieves

Don't say anything more "this password is too weak"

My memory is also weak, so please let me use this!

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What's the difference between this and me going to work

I finally understood why the graduation photo should wear a school uniform

Please, don't play with my friend's feelings

Those words you sent to my friends

It's all me analyzing, I don't understand it at all

You put the masses in your heart, and the masses lift you high

Hahahahaha

@黄濑濑濑濑

When I was a child, I didn't seem happy with adults.

Now I'm not happy.

Hahahahaha laughed to death

@科技电玩

Pessimistic people are lamenting the end of the holiday, and optimistic people are already waiting for the National Day

See you tomorrow