Today's funny joke
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My mom thought I was: withdrawn and socially afraid
I on the Internet: I don't know but dare to call my husband and wife
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via：@黄濑濑濑濑
Fills the gap that domestic zombies do not have bicycles
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It should be used to cure anorexia
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Neighbor: I would like to hear it and watch it
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I also added a little interest, and what the teacher didn't teach was also returned to the teacher
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A group of our classmates went to other places to catch the last bus back to school. At the station, a classmate suddenly felt anxious, so he went to the station toilet. After a long time, he came out and said, "Hey, I just squatted down, and the lights went out in the toilet." I thought it was voice-controlled, so I kept clapping my hands there, and found that it was still not lit, alas! At this time, another person came out and complained: "There is a pervert inside, and he can't pull it out and clapps all the time."
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via：@我与老公的日常
Weasels want to go to college when they see it
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Dog: Haha, it's really killing a dog
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The hardest part of getting out of bed: getting up
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via：@Johnrey
It's me too!
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via：@欢乐冲浪指南
Guangdong will tie a cockroach
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Summary in June: 47 times scolded netizens in the group, 931 times by netizens, 63 times published love packets, 618 times cpdd, 0 times pretending to be lonely fishing, 0 people were hooked, and 0 people were in private chats
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The main theme is a big sleep when you encounter difficulties
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The coach is somewhat ambiguous
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I confess be like:
via：@文明冲浪指南
There are steps and you are really up
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The last leaf on earth will surely fall on our navel
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via：@云猫猫饼饼呀
Hahaha After all, it was the mosquito net that carried it all
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It's come to this point, add some red dates and drink eight-treasure porridge tonight