Before I finished cooking, I saw my husband eating the chicken breast I had just bought, and I shouted at him: Bold maniac, in broad daylight, dare to steal the chicken breast of the old lady! My husband looked at me with the eyes of the mentally retarded, but he didn't speak, but my son came to the side and said, "Mom, it's night, the stars are out, where is broad daylight......
Once my father was angry, he took a rattan and wanted to whip me, so frightened that I quickly begged for mercy: Dad, I was wrong! Dad's anger is still unresolved: Dad?? I'm going to beat you today, call me grandpa! Grandpa didn't know when he came out of the house and protected me with a rattan stick: Boy, don't be too high-minded. Dad hurriedly explained: Dad, I didn't mean that...... I'm really confused by this girl......
True thing, today I went shopping, anxious, went to the toilet, accidentally, into the men's toilet, I saw the man standing with the urine that thing, I knew that I was wrong, and then hurriedly walked out, to the door met a man, I guess he didn't look, he turned around and ran to the women's toilet, and then heard the woman's call......
People will never cherish three kinds of people: one is easy to get; the second is that it will never leave; The third is the one that has always been good to you. However, often these three types of people once they leave and never come back.
A female doctor gives an injection to a patient. The doctor pricked the sick hand with a needle. Soon the doctor said, "I'm sorry, sir, but I didn't tie it. Blood. Do it all over again. Soon the doctor said, "I'm sorry, I missed it." The patient shouted, "Doctor... Doctor, this injection method is wrong! The female doctor said slyly, "I am a female intern." ”
One day, the teacher was talking about how long the kung fu is deep, and the iron pestle is sharpened into a needle, and as a result, I learned a stupid sentence: Teacher, how to grind the eye of the needle when grinding the needle......
In fact, I feel that when a group of people go to sing, the most terrifying thing is not that they can't sing anything, but that a person with incomplete five tones can sing anything! It's so expressive!
The children at the amusement park watched in amazement as the mascot, Big Bear, rushed towards a man and a woman. The girl was so frightened that she even dropped the ice cream in her hand, and the mascot pushed her away without saying a word, and grabbed the boy's collar tightly. The boy raised his eyebrows: "...... Oh? Is this your new part-time job? Big Bear nodded and slapped the boy with his furry palm. The boy laughed: "Jealous? Come on, cousin, say hello to this stupid bear, she's my girlfriend. ”
One of my classmates was more attentive and once went to the supermarket with her current girlfriend and met his ex-girlfriend, and then the cashier at the checkout was also his ex-girlfriend, and the one in front of him after changing the window was his ex-girlfriend, and his current girlfriend became his ex-girlfriend after coming out
When I went out, I heard someone say that I was black, so I went home and asked my husband, am I black? My husband said, "It's hard to say, I can only say that God wants to give you a pair of beautiful black eyes, and accidentally pressed all."