What unit has such good benefits, classic humorous jokes, hilarious and easy to decompress
"What kind of unit has such good benefits!" Xiao Li looked at me with envy.
I smiled: "Not only the benefits are good, but the atmosphere of our unit is also first-class, come, tell you about those classic humorous jokes in our unit, and I guarantee to make you laugh." ”
At noon that day, in the canteen of our unit, everyone was queuing up to eat. The newcomer Xiao Wang looked at the menu and asked with some confusion: "Why is it braised pork today?" Haven't we been eating braised pork for three days in a row? ”
Lao Zhang said with a mysterious face: "Xiao Wang, you don't know yet, the braised pork in the canteen of our unit has magical powers." ”
Xiao Wang looked dazed: "What magic?" ”
Lao Zhang said with a smile: "After eating the braised pork in our canteen, I guarantee that you are full of energy and vitality." ”
Xiao Wang suspiciously made a braised pork, but when he worked in the afternoon, he was really energetic, and everyone quipped: "It seems that the magic of braised pork is really not small!" ”
Another time, the company issued a year-end bonus, and everyone was excited. Lao Li whispered to me, "Do you know? The year-end bonus of our unit is not ordinary. ”
I asked curiously, "What's not the general law?" ”
Lao Li said mysteriously: "The year-end bonus of our unit is divided into three parts, cash, shopping cards, and a special welfare coupon. ”
I couldn't help but laugh: "Special welfare coupons? What is that? ”
Lao Li smiled: "This welfare coupon, you can eat braised pork for unlimited times in the canteen!" ”
I laughed out loud: "It seems that our unit is really an iron fan of braised pork." ”
In the office, everyone's humorous conversations are endless. Once, the supervisor Lao Wang said during a meeting: "Everyone has been under a lot of work pressure recently, and the company has decided to add some benefits, and you can leave work two hours earlier every Friday afternoon." ”
When Xiao Zhang heard this, he immediately asked happily: "Then what can we do in these two hours?" ”
Lao Wang replied with a smile: "Of course, I went to the gym, and the company gave everyone a free fitness card." ”
Xiao Zhang said with a bitter face: "I thought I could go shopping." ”
Lao Wang laughed: "If you like shopping, you can take your fitness card and walk around the gym, which is equivalent to shopping." ”
Another time, the company organized a physical examination, and after the physical examination report came down, everyone was talking about it. Xiao Li looked at his report and was a little frustrated: "I am overweight again during this physical examination, and it seems that I have to control my diet." ”
Lao Zhang patted him on the shoulder: "Don't be discouraged, the gym of our unit is open all year round, and you are welcome to lose weight at any time." ”
Xiao Li smiled bitterly and said, "I think it's more practical to eat less braised pork." ”
Whenever I hear these humorous conversations, everyone laughs, and the pressure of work is reduced a lot. Such a working atmosphere makes us feel not only good welfare, but also a kind of home warmth.
These classic humorous jokes not only make us find fun in our busy work, but also make us more united and have a more harmonious relationship with each other. Every day, we spend every day in such laughter, which is both relaxed and enjoyable.
"What kind of unit has such good benefits!" Whenever someone asks me that, I proudly answer, "It's our unit, because we have a group of humorous colleagues and a happy heart." ”