Okay, brothers, the Paris Olympics are coming, but this time it's really full of slots! There are more security loopholes, and I feel like I can make "Mission Impossible", and it's big news if I say it. There are also workers who go on strike every day, and even the stadium has not been completed, and God knows what to do with the opening ceremony. What's even more outrageous is that the water quality of the Seine is simply "toxic", and it is a question whether the pool project will be carried out or not.
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In order to cope with the unreliable logistics support in Paris, our Chinese delegation simply brought a series of logistics materials such as air conditioners, mattresses and toilet paper. After all, the organizers actually used the banner of "environmental protection" to not install air conditioning, but only provided fans and cardboard beds, which is a joke.
Although Paris had an equal ratio of men and women for the first time, the preparation was so speechless and the organization was worrisome that it was about to become a global laughing stock. But our Chinese athletes are still preparing for the competition with all their might, striving to achieve good results in various events. This time, I will take you to the "strange things" of the August 18 Olympic Games.
Vulnerabilities are frequent
Can you imagine? There are so many security problems at the Paris Olympics that it's hard to look at them directly. It is said that in some places, even the most basic monitoring has not been installed, and netizens have exploded. A netizen named "Douban Little Red Riding Hood" complained on the forum: "Is this asking our athletes to stage "PlayerUnknown's Battlegrounds"? Someone else joked: "The theme song of this Olympics is probably "Mission Impossible". "Everyone is crying and laughing.
Workers went on strike, and the venue was unfinished
Workers' strikes are also coming one after another, and the Olympic stadium is about to open, but it is not yet finished. Someone joked on Weibo: "Is this venue in Paris going to wait for the athletes to come and build it by yourself?" Someone else said, "When an athlete arrives on the scene, he may have to pick up a hammer and a nail first." "It's really choking.
The water quality of the Seine is not up to standard
Let's talk about the water quality of the Seine, it's a disaster. Athletes in the pool are worried about getting sick because of water quality problems. A netizen commented on Zhihu: "This Olympics may have to be changed to a 'who dares to go into the water' competition." Someone else said helplessly: "Paris is forcing athletes to practice 'iron belly'." ”
"Wonderful" measures in the name of environmental protection
This time, under the banner of environmental protection, Paris does not install air conditioning, only provides fans and cardboard beds. This is a lot of pain for the athletes. An anonymous netizen complained on Douban: "Is this asking us to practice steaming in the big summer in Paris?" Someone else joked: "Paris is here to let us experience the original taste of the ancient Olympic Games?" "The big guys think it's outrageous.
The Chinese delegation brought its own logistical supplies
In order to cope with the "strange" arrangement in Paris, our Chinese delegation came prepared. Bringing a series of logistical supplies such as air conditioners, mattresses, toilet paper, etc., is simply a moving competition. A Weibo netizen sighed: "This is a must-have for home travel!" Someone else ridiculed: "The Chinese delegation is simply a walking logistics support department." ”
For the first time, the proportion of men and women participating in the competition was equal, but the organizational ability was not a concern
Although for the first time, the Games were evenly represented by men and women, but the preparations in Paris were so speechless and worrisome that they became the laughing stock of the world. A netizen commented on Zhihu: "Equality between men and women is a good thing, but the preparation is so bad, it's just a discredit to equality." Someone else reluctantly said: "Paris is going to tell us with practical actions what it means to be 'equal bad'." ”
Chinese athletes are preparing for the competition
Despite the terrible situation in Paris, our Chinese athletes are still preparing for the competition with all their might, striving to achieve excellent results in various events. A Weibo netizen commented: "Come on, Chinese team! No matter how much Paris tosses, we will win the gold medal! Another person said: "What is the difficulty in Paris, we are confident and have the strength to win the gold medal!" ”
In short, this Paris Olympics is really full of slots, which makes people laugh and cry. But no matter what, our Chinese athletes are going all out to win glory for the country. Although the preparations in Paris are a mess, our athletes are still motivated to do well in the Olympic arena. Finally, I still hope that everyone can pay more attention to and support our athletes, come on, Chinese team!