The old expert went from contempt to appreciation for the academic locust Cold Joke 2939 & Last year and today 2582

July 21, 2024

If it's not suitable, say it's not suitable

Say what you belong to the dragon and I belong to the monkey together, and they will get stuck in the throat

The lamb comforts the injured sheepdog who has fought off the wolves

How did I suddenly get crossed to the ground with an iron fork?

The chair at the entrance of the anorectal department is so intimate

How much double standards can a man have

In the mall, you say no, he: Okay, turn around and leave.

In bed, you say no, he: don't want it, you have to ask for it!

Before I get a summer job: I will definitely work hard

After I got a summer job: I haven't done it yet

The old expert went from disdain to appreciation for the academic locust: Is it not wasted to take a bunch of food like this, and I really envy this child's appetite It is a blessing to be able to eat

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If you want a character, you have a character, you have a lot of wine, you have a character...

I finally found a job with two days off

Morning boss straight cheat

At noon, the future is worrying

58 p.m. with the pit

Lost contact recruitment at night

Weekends and weekends

A college student who was tormented by a driver's license

@六荒

Listening to the novel, the heroine is the best water spirit root, and she will be arrested to do a double cultivation furnace in the future, her master wants to save her, and she uses the thunder to split the heroine into a hydrogen spirit root and an oxygen spirit root, I took it.

It's too late!

Donkey: If you drag me away, you won't be able to eat

See you tomorrow

The coconut tree headquarters laughed at me | Last year today 2582

July 21, 2023

My girlfriend and I invented a perpetual motion machine for summer vacation workers, and there was a bug on this card

@咱补课珍珠了行不行

There are three realms in life: looking at the mountains is the mountains, and seeing the water is the water; Look at the mountains are not mountains, and look at the water is not water; Look at the mountain is still a mountain, look at the water is still water.

And my realm: looking at the mountains is my cp, and looking at the water is my cp

Is this zongzi only available in Yunnan?

I've found that people really can't change the minds of their elders.

During the Chinese New Year, my mother said that there was a relative in the family who was in his forties and had not married, and he was very miserable.

Me: No, she has a house, a car, and she travels everywhere every morning, and she has a good time.

My Mom: She's pretending.

I:???????

Hahaha

Wake up late girlfriend's reaction

It's useless to insult me, because I've insulted myself N times with worse words long before you

@华笠医生

Share a medical trivia: When you look up and apply eye drops, open your mouth slightly so that your eyes don't blink.

#这样气不到人, it should be said that just 220 was sold

Let him know that it is his offer that is too greedy, not that the seller's choice is wrong#

When you feel like you're living a privileged life

Be sure to stuff more money in coat pockets, school bags, or books and notebooks

White car black Black car white

Mainland Netizen English Proficiency Award

The Coconut Tree Headquarters laughed at me

The five most hurtful words in relationships: Have you eaten them all?

Who's looking at the lack of space?

@柏木隼人-

Some people say that I'm really funny, and if I had a real person like a photo, I should be an Internet celebrity on the Internet, a star in the entertainment industry, instead of being a netizen with you here

See you tomorrow