Oops, that's funny! Have you heard? Dog days are coming, it's as hot as a steamer, as the old saying goes, "Dog days, it's so hot that mosquitoes bite the tin wall"!
But have you heard that there are still people wearing down jackets in Heilongjiang, Northeast China? Isn't that teasing us? We southerners are as hot as our grandsons, they are good, as cool as autumn, it is really "the scenery of the northern country, thousands of miles of ice, thousands of miles of snow drifting", but this snow is a little out of time!
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However, netizens in Jilin stopped doing it, saying that they were as hot as an explosion. I was so happy when I heard it, I thought how hot it must be. As a result, 27 degrees? It's called an explosion of heat? When we southerners heard this, we were speechless and asked the sky, what is this hot? It's hypocritical! I have time to experience the experience in the south, so that you know what it means to be really "hot to fly"!
Speaking of which, there is a joke that the weather forecast in Jilin was reported wrong one day, and it was reported to be 40 degrees, and as a result, the people of the whole city went out in short sleeves, and it turned out that the weather was cooler than the forecast. Haha, that's laughing!
When netizens saw this excitement, they came to complain.
Netizens in Zhejiang said: "You call this hot? It's 40 degrees Celsius, and our breath is almost up, it's so hot that even our breath is hot'! ”
Netizens in Jiangsu were even more amused: "We are so hot that we don't even dare to come out on the road, I put a mercury thermometer on the road, guess how many degrees?" 53°C！ At this temperature, even eggs can be baked! ”
Netizens in Hubei also said: "We are all so hot that it is smoking, and it feels like living on the 'Flaming Mountain'!" ”
Netizens in Jiangxi are even more exaggerated: "We are so hot that we are dizzy, it is difficult to breathe, and we want to shoot the sun!" It's so hot that even the shadows want to find a shady place to hide'! ”
Haha, it seems that everyone is really hot!
I thought it was hot in the south, but I didn't expect it to be hot in many parts of the country!
A netizen in Anhui said: "Your highest temperature is only 278 degrees all day, and we get up 34 degrees in the morning. ”
Netizens in Tianjin also said: "We are all 40 degrees in Tianjin, and we can become hot dogs even if we take off our pants!" It's so hot that even dogs want to find a cool place to hide! "Haha, it seems that the weather is really unbearable!
Speaking of this, I suddenly remembered a question, the four major furnaces in the country are called "Wuhan", "Chongqing", "Wuhan", "Nanchang", it stands to reason that the closer south to the equator, the hotter, why these central cities are the hottest? Some netizens replied: "This is called a sandwich biscuit, and it is the most uncomfortable to be sandwiched in the middle." "Haha, that's a funny explanation! Just like we eat sandwich biscuits, the middle sandwich is always the sweetest and the easiest to be "baked"!
Finally, I would like to say that 27 degrees is really a blessing! If this is called a hot explosion, then those of us who are hot to 40 degrees Celsius are going to be so hot that they will be wiped out?!
So, let's cherish the "coolness" in front of you! After all, compared to those places that are as hot as a stove, our 27 degrees is heaven! Just as northerners envy the warmth of the south in winter, now we southerners also have to envy the "coolness" of Jilin!