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Text: Beibei Story Club
Edited by the North North Story Club
Friends, have you ever eaten mushrooms? The taste is so delicious that it makes you want to go to heaven! But if you don't eat it right, hey, it's going to be a "go-and-go" trip.
Some netizens said, after eating fungus poisoning, the feeling is simple! He felt that something was wrong with him, and in a hurry, he actually wanted to call an ambulance for the crocodile and take it to the hospital! Haha, isn't this an illusion, is it? It makes people laugh and cry when they hear it. Let's talk about this interesting story of eating mushrooms today, and see those "hallucinatory moments" that make people cry and laugh!
The comments of netizens made me laugh anymore!
A friend ate mushrooms and thought they were fine, until his dog came to him and asked, "Is it delicious?" "He knew he was poisoned. When the doctor held him down and sent him to the 120 car, he shouted, "What are you doing with me, catch the dog, it's a sperm and can talk!" Doctor: "Can you understand what it says?" Him: "It speaks with subtitles"
I ate it once, and I didn't think anything was going on, until I saw a row of my dad sitting on the tree in the doorway
After eating the fungus, you must not fight the talking dog and the two-legged walking toad, they may be the doctors and nurses who saved you, I am serious
I have seen the poison of Yunnan mushrooms, when I had a dinner with my uncle's family of 7 people and ate toadstools, after eating I found that my uncle and his family behaved very strangely, crawling around on the ground like crawlers, and then I called 120. Finally 120 came and only carried me away
I saw a news that a 17-year-old guy ate mushrooms before the exam, and the papers he saw during the exam were full of answers, and subtitles even appeared in front of him when he listened in English. After the results came out, each family was among the best, and someone asked what kind of strain it was under the key comment
I once ate Jianshui and felt okay but a little sleepy, until my dog came running and asked me to buy him a mobile phone, I knew that I should have been poisoned
Contemptible person, after eating mushrooms, I don't know that I have been poisoned, riding an electric donkey to fishing, cutting materials, making nests, throwing rods, and fishing, it came up and said, brother, do you want me to introduce my cousin to you as a girlfriend. Anyway, I was looking forward to the mermaid at the time
A friend in Yunnan told me that he was also poisoned by eating fungi, lying in bed and hearing someone talking in the living room, and when he opened the door, he saw that the refrigerator was asking the washing machine to borrow money.
My brother and sister-in-law, more than 20 of them had the same symptoms after eating Yemoru, each of them used more than 200,000 yuan, and finally saved a life, and 4 to 5 people were saved by re-changing blood, which is so dangerous.
Last time I ate mushrooms, I went downstairs after beating the king at night, and found that my parents had blood strips on their heads, and my dog asked me, "Do you want to be blue."
I once met an uncle who deliberately ate hand green poisoning every year, because when he was poisoned for the first time, he saw his deceased daughter.
A friend in Yunnan was poisoned by eating wild mushrooms, thinking that she was a milkshake, and the driver on the way to the hospital was nervous as soon as she accelerated, and pressed the top of her head tightly and said to the driver: Slow down, I'm going to spill!
Once, I ate and went to the exam. The subject was in English, and I looked at the paper with Chinese translation, which was the only time I got a full score in the English exam.
Last year, I went to my uncle's house in Yunnan, the whole family ate mushroom soup, but my cousin didn't eat it, and he was still playing with his mobile phone, I asked him why he didn't eat it, and he said that his father said that he couldn't eat it for the whole family, and he had to leave one person to call
Who understands in the family, my boyfriend was poisoned by eating mushrooms, and kept shouting his ex-girlfriend's name, saying that he was sorry for her, if it wasn't for the lack of money, he would definitely not be with me, a toad
One of my relatives was poisoned by fungi, and the doctor asked him what he ate, and he said he ate some, and asked where his family had gone, and he said he ran on the wall
Once, after playing mahjong, someone knocked on the door while eating, and then I saw a four-piece Biye come in......
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