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Do you still remember the "doctor cross talk actor" who called Guo Degang on the stage of "Cross Talk with Newcomers" in 2018?
The name Li Hongye used to be like thunder, he held three self-written cross talk "Bibles", and proudly vowed to use "formula cross talk" to subvert the traditional cross talk world.
However, just 5 years later, this former "genius" has now disappeared, and his "formula cross talk" has become a joke after dinner.
What kind of magical journey has this "cross talk revolution" that began with arrogance and ended with embarrassment?
Li Hongye's road to "formula cross talk" is really a legend.
Let's rewind time to 1986, a boy destined to be extraordinary was born in Tianjin, the birthplace of cross talk.
This little guy is amazing, he has been a top student since he was a child, and he has more A's on his report card than his father's hair.
Aren't you saying that this kind of person should be engaged in scientific research? Who would have thought that he would fall in love with the "cheap industry" of cross talk.
In 2000, Li Hongye, who was in high school, accidentally saw a cross talk performance on TV.
At that moment, it was as if something exploded in his heart.
Since then, this science student has been like a star chaser, running to Qianxiang Yiwenyuan every day.
His textbooks are full of cross talk jokes, and he even dreams about it: "How cool it would be if I could go on stage and say cross talk!" "
In 2003, Li Hongye was successfully admitted to the Department of Mechanical Engineering of Shanghai Jiao Tong University with a perfect score in mathematics.
In this place full of "science and engineering men", he joined the cross talk association, which is like a monkey mixed in the flock.
But don't say that this "monkey" really has two brushes.
He can not only speak well, but also create cross talk jokes by himself, and soon became the pillar of the cross talk association.
It's all over the campus: "Hey, have you heard?" The student in the mechanical department, saying that cross talk is better than calculus! "
In 2016, at the 120th anniversary celebration of Shanghai Jiaotong University, Li Hongye actually performed on the same stage with Yao Ming.
This scene is simply "trombone with piccolo", and the effect is not too good.
The applause from the audience was higher than Yao Ming's height, and Li Hongye felt happy in his heart: "It seems that my cross talk is not bad!" "
But Li Hongye feels that traditional cross talk is too "low" and does not conform to the aesthetics of modern people.
So he began to think about how to innovate cross talk in his own way.
After thinking hard day and night, I finally had a flash of inspiration and came up with the concept of "formula cross talk", which sounds very "lofty".
He excitedly told his roommate: "I want to use mathematical formulas to interpret cross talk, which is absolutely unprecedented and unprecedented!" "
After hearing this, the roommate directly gave him a roll of the eyes: "Brother, did you write too much code and short-circuit your brain?" "
In 2018, Li Hongye participated in the "Entrepreneurial Heroes Collection" with his "formula cross talk".
He stood on the stage and said: "Investors, my cross talk is derived by formulas, absolutely scientific!" "
Unexpectedly, some investors were fooled by him and gave him an investment of 2 million.
After Li Hongye got the money, he immediately opened a cross talk club with his wife Zheng Yu, ready to do a big job.
Looking at the newly opened club, Li Hongye was full of confidence: "Wait and see, I want the whole world to know that cross talk can also be very 'scientific'!" "
With an investment of 2 million, Li Hongye feels that he is simply the "Musk" of the cross talk industry, ready to show his strength.
In 2018, the show "Cross Talk with Newcomers" was in full swing, and Li Hongye and his wife decided to participate in the competition, wanting to let the national audience see what "high-level cross talk" is.
At the scene of the show, Li Hongye was wearing a straight suit, his hair was combed and shiny, and he was a "Wall Street elite" in the cross talk industry.
Without saying a word, he pointed directly at Guo Degang on the judges' seat: "Teacher Guo, don't you know me?" "
This operation is simply to write the word "embarrassing" on their faces, and the audience was stunned: "Is this guy here to smash the field?" "
Li Hongye ignored it, took out three thick books, and handed them to Guo Degang: "Mr. Guo, these are all my 'masterpieces' in the study of cross talk." "
Guo Degang opened it and looked at it, and the book read: "It is not easy to understand, but the practical application is even more difficult, and it needs to be savored." "
Isn't that just saying, "You can't read it, are you"? Guo Degang's expression instantly looked like eating a fly, sour and astringent.
Finally, it was the turn of Li Hongye and his wife to perform, and the show they brought was called "So Romantic".
The opening scene is a fierce "formula bombardment", what "cross talk = laughter× logic + baggage" and the like.
The audience looked confused, as if they had returned to high school math class, and they didn't even know how to laugh.
The only thing I remember is that they keep emphasizing that "we are a doctor and wife", making it seem like they are on a blind date.
This was so embarrassing that even Guo Degang couldn't stand it, and directly sentenced them to the lowest score.
After being eliminated, Li Hongye was not convinced! He pointed at Guo Degang and shouted: "We are doctors from Shanghai Jiaotong University, and our formula cross talk is different from yours!" "
This posture is like saying: "You traditional cross talk actors are all dirt buns!" "
Before leaving, he said cruelly: "There will be a period later!" It's like a martial arts movie, and I almost didn't say "we'll see you on the rivers and lakes".
This farce is simply a hot search scene on the Internet!
Topics such as "Doctor Says Cross Talk", "Formula Cross Talk", "Alternative in the Cross Talk World" instantly dominated the screen.
Some people say that Li Hongye is a "clear stream" in the cross talk world, and some people say that he is a "clown" who is grandstanding.
In any case, Li Hongye is famous, albeit in a very "alternative" way.
This competition makes people think: how to innovate cross talk?
Is it to completely subvert the tradition, or to seek a breakthrough in the inheritance?
Although Li Hongye's "formula cross talk" sounds lofty, it seems to have forgotten what the most important thing about cross talk is - amusing people.
Perhaps the real innovation is not to pile up complex formulas, but to find new jokes in simple language.
Li Hongye's "amazing" performance on "Cross Talk with Newcomers" made him famous overnight in a way he didn't expect.
After this farce, he suddenly became popular! It's simply a typical case of "not being popular is not Chinese".
Li Hongye began to post videos on the short video platform, dissing Guo Degang at every turn, like a "rebellious teenager in the cross talk world".
The title of his video is always eye-catching: "Shock! Doctoral students use formulas to prove that traditional cross talk is outdated", "Guo Degang said yes after reading it! "
This operation is simply engraved in the DNA of the three words "rubbing heat".
For a while, "formula cross talk" became a hot word on the Internet, and Li Hongye became an "alternative" in the cross talk industry.
Netizens left messages: "This is a high-IQ cross talk!" "It's too literate to understand what you can't understand, it's not enough IQ."
Li Hongye looked at the skyrocketing number of fans and thought: "It seems that my formula cross talk has finally been understood!" "
As everyone knows, most people come to see the excitement, just like watching the monkeys in the circus play tricks.
In 2019, Li Hongye started his own tour with great ambition.
In Shanghai and Nanjing, wherever he goes, he claims to be "a clear stream in the cross talk world".
The poster reads: "The first formula cross talk special, you will laugh until calculus!" "
In Shanghai, he even rented a large theater in Huangpu District, ready to show his strength.
The audience was full of people, and everyone wanted to see how powerful this "genius" was.
In the first performance, Li Hongye wore an academic suit and held a whip in his hand.
The opening remarks were: "Today, let's explore the essence of cross talk. "
Then I started to write formulas on the blackboard, what "laughter = baggage× surprise ÷audience understanding".
The audience looked at each other, and someone whispered: "Am I here to listen to cross talk, or am I here to tutor in mathematics?" "
Li Hongye spoke impassionedly, but the audience was silent.
Occasionally, someone laughs because the person next to them sneezes.
This "formula cross talk" sounds like a math class, and the jokes are all swallowed up by formulas.
At the end of the performance, the applause was sparse, but Li Hongye was full of confidence: "It seems that everyone is shocked by my advanced knowledge." "
For the next few performances, the audience became smaller and smaller.
In the end, even his special session at his alma mater, Shanghai Jiaotong University, was very crowded.
Li Hongye stood on the stage, facing a few scattered audiences, and suddenly felt a little trance.
Business in his training classes also began to decline, and students who had been eager to do so dropped out.
Someone complained: "After studying for a long time, I can't even tell a joke well, so it's better to learn stand-up comedy." "
Li Hongye began to doubt himself, did "formula cross talk" really go the wrong way?
But he was unwilling, and always felt that the level of the audience could not keep up with his train of thought.
He wrote in his diary: "Maybe my cross talk is too advanced, and people in the future will know how to appreciate it." "
This kind of self-consolation reminds people of the saying: "It's not that I'm not good, it's that the world doesn't understand me." "
Li Hongye's dream of "formula cross talk" was like a balloon that was punctured, and it quickly deflated.
In 2022, the activity of "Doctor Cross Talk", who used to dominate the Internet, will decline.
He began to delete his previous arrogant remarks, as if he was whitewashing his "black history".
No longer @Guo Degang at every turn, it seems that he finally realized that he was a little "Versailles" too much.
Li Hongye's circle of friends has also become unusually quiet, and occasionally posts a chicken soup article such as "quiet to self-cultivation".
Fans left messages: "Doctor, where is your formula cross talk?" "We're still waiting for your show!"
But Li Hongye was like evaporating from the world, and he never responded.
In 2023, Li Hongye will completely disappear from public view.
He canceled his short video account, and his work account was no longer updated.
The once high-spirited "cross talk innovator" quietly withdrew from the rivers and lakes.
Netizens ridiculed: "Is this a formula calculated to be retreated and cultivated?" "
However, the world is always full of drama.
Just when Li Hongye disappeared, his disciple Song Qiyu was thriving in the field of talk shows.
Song Qiyu participated in various variety shows and became the pillar of Beijing Comedy Center, and also had his own fan group.
Someone joked: "It seems that the master's 'formula' has not been learned well, but the apprentice has realized the 'true meaning'!" "
This comparison has to be said to be a bit heart-wrenching.
is like a top student in the college entrance examination who is not as good as the scumbag next door in the end, which is simply the biggest "cap" in life.
Li Hongye's experience can't help but make people think: innovation is important, but should we completely deny tradition?
The failure of "formula cross talk" may show that the charm of the art of cross talk does not lie in the formula, but in the human touch.
Crosstalk is not a math problem, and neither is life. Sometimes, the more you try to make things "high", the easier it is to complicate simple things.
Today's Li Hongye doesn't know if he is still sticking to his dream of "formula cross talk".
Maybe he is silently running a fortune telling stall in a small town, using formulas to predict life.
Or maybe he's seen it all and is writing a memoir of "Me and My Formula Crosstalk".
In any case, Li Hongye's story tells us: life doesn't need too many formulas, and sometimes going with the flow can go further.
The essence of cross talk is to make people happy, not to test the audience's IQ.
Maybe one day Li Hongye will re-understand the charm of cross talk and return to the stage with new insights.
After all, life is like cross talk, highs and lows always alternate, the important thing is to maintain a sense of humor and laugh at life.
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