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It's so exciting! The jokes of the Paris Olympics can't be watched at all, and France provokes Korea into a "serial"

It's so exciting! The jokes of the Paris Olympics can't be watched at all, and France provokes Korea into a "serial"

Text: Blue Rabbit

Editor|Huang Yi is here

The Olympic Games in Paris, France, were really good.

Just like the last Tokyo Olympics, the main thing is a word of mouth.

Netizens from all over the world have actively discussed, and truly achieved the attention of the "whole people".

The opening ceremony alone has made people around the world run to tell each other from the bottom of their hearts.

Generally speaking, the opening ceremony is the most popular time for an Olympic Games.

It's so exciting! The jokes of the Paris Olympics can't be watched at all, and France provokes Korea into a "serial"

After that, the popularity and discussion will slowly decrease.

But this Olympics is not easy.

After the opening ceremony, the popularity of the Paris Olympics has been rising.

People from all over the world actively joined in the discussion of the opening ceremony.

Among them, the Korea people were the most engaged in the discussion.

It's so exciting! The jokes of the Paris Olympics can't be watched at all, and France provokes Korea into a "serial"

Why does France's sense of relaxation frequently "mistakenly" hurt Korea?

Why has the relationship between France and South Korea repeatedly "broken the ice" and broken through new lows?

Korea is not the only one that has broken its defenses

France: In terms of culture, the "ancestors" have been ruthlessly rich

Although this Olympics was wildly ridiculed and trampled on by various marketing accounts.

But in fact, this opening ceremony is really not without merit, and there are many amazing famous scenes out of the circle.

Although France is often "abstract", it is really "rich" in terms of culture.

First of all, the opening venue is no longer confined to the stadium.

It is also not like a tourism promotional video, which simply and rudely introduces attractions and cultural products in the form of slides.

It's so exciting! The jokes of the Paris Olympics can't be watched at all, and France provokes Korea into a "serial"

The camera follows a masked parkour torchbearer, blending Parisian culture and history into the Olympic narrative.

As soon as the masked torchbearers appeared at the opening ceremony, it was a real dream back to Assassin's Creed.

Masked men weave their way through the roof of the building, passing by groups of workers at Notre-Dame Cathedral being restored.

The faces of these workers, both men and women, were seen in the footage of the opening ceremony of the Paris Olympics.

Passing by the foundry, the last gold medal of the Olympic Games was cast.

It's so exciting! The jokes of the Paris Olympics can't be watched at all, and France provokes Korea into a "serial"

Enter the Théâtre de Châtelet and listen to the rehearsal of the opera Les Misérables.

Finally, the masked man left alone from the freeze frame of the famous painting "Freedom Leads the People".

At this moment, the sky began to spray red ribbons and fireworks, like the blood spilled during the struggle in the long history, and also like the streamers scattered during the victory.

As soon as the camera turned, the decapitated queen of the people, wearing a red long dress, stood in front of the window holding her head.

It's so exciting! The jokes of the Paris Olympics can't be watched at all, and France provokes Korea into a "serial"

The torchbearers walked through the museum, passing by world-famous paintings such as the Goddess of Victory and Venus.

Suddenly, the still sculptures came to life, gathering in front of the windows to watch the opening ceremony on the banks of the Seine.

But the most famous Mona Lisa is nowhere to be found, where has she gone?

It's so exciting! The jokes of the Paris Olympics can't be watched at all, and France provokes Korea into a "serial"

It turned out that two stupid and cute Minions were working hard to smuggle the painting.

The torchbearer pulls a small lever in the former Olympian Museum at the railway station.

In an instant, the first film in human history a hundred years ago, the train in "The Train Enters the Station" suddenly crashed through the flat curtain.

From "A Trip to the Moon", the pioneering work of science fiction movies, to "The Little Prince", which promotes "love and freedom".

It's so exciting! The jokes of the Paris Olympics can't be watched at all, and France provokes Korea into a "serial"

The opening truly reflected the phrase: "Paris is a flowing feast." ”

But how can France, which is often abstract and relaxed, have only these normal and relaxed parts?

France: abstract and relaxed

Countries have always had different conditions, and we naturally respect France's freedom and openness.

Although I have been mentally prepared, I was still frequently "shocked" after watching the opening ceremony.

Two hours before the opening ceremony, Chinese journalists went to the scene to broadcast the news.

As you can see from the scene behind the reporter, the opening ceremony is less than two hours away.

It's so exciting! The jokes of the Paris Olympics can't be watched at all, and France provokes Korea into a "serial"

But the red carpet of the opening ceremony has not yet been laid, and even the staff's actions are still very leisurely.

When people were amazed by the masked female rider riding a white horse to bring the Olympic flag.

Turning his head at the flag-raising ceremony, the Olympic flags were hung upside down, which was really worthy of the name "the Olympic Games have arrived".

Here I recommend all the workers who have stabbed the basket at work, or who are worried that they are about to stab Lou Zi.

Watching this paragraph repeatedly can help with your physical and mental health.

It's so exciting! The jokes of the Paris Olympics can't be watched at all, and France provokes Korea into a "serial"

The most powerful thing is the one that makes our mother's commentary a silent dance clip.

The first is "Drama Dream Paris", or the France version of "Burning Winter".

In fact, not only us, but almost all the world's commentators are confused.

It's so exciting! The jokes of the Paris Olympics can't be watched at all, and France provokes Korea into a "serial"

The United States saw this segment and cut the footage, then broadcast a five-minute commercial, and then began interviewing its own athletes.

The BBC in United Kingdom was also unexpectedly silent in this paragraph.

Even Japan, which is very similar to France in terms of abstraction, has been "speechless" several times.

Canada's broadcast should be the best, and the picture was instantly cut out when the last show "The Smurfs and the Red Queen" was disguised.

It's so exciting! The jokes of the Paris Olympics can't be watched at all, and France provokes Korea into a "serial"

When the chubby Smurf appeared, he couldn't help but dream back to the lion spirit in Journey to the West, and he still took off his clothes.

From Paris to Lion's Camel Ridge, it only takes a moment.

Of course, this can also be explained by the romance and mood that is unique to France.

France's own commentary is not silent, but can't help but giggle all the time.

It's so exciting! The jokes of the Paris Olympics can't be watched at all, and France provokes Korea into a "serial"

The funniest thing is that some Chinese netizens said that the opening ceremony by the Seine River really looks like the diving scene of Uncle Tianjin.

Some people also say that the purple runway is green and the vegetation is easy to get.

It is worthy of romantic Paris, "Harper's Barzaar".

It's so exciting! The jokes of the Paris Olympics can't be watched at all, and France provokes Korea into a "serial"

But let's get it down, at most, it's over with a few laughs.

But there is one country that is really hurt by the laxity of France.

Franco-Korean relations have created another good story

Franco-South Korean relations reverse "icebreaking"

This seemingly outrageous series of operations by France against Korea really seems unintentional, but it seems to be intentional.

You think it's intentional, it's kind of intentional.

At this Paris Olympics, the Korea people, who are good at breaking through defenses, must not have imagined.

Although the home field is far away in Paris, the magic damage will fall on your head with precision.

It's so exciting! The jokes of the Paris Olympics can't be watched at all, and France provokes Korea into a "serial"

From day one, France's sense of relaxation forced Korea to look at the West.

At the opening ceremony, all the participating countries came out one after another, and everything was normal.

Until the time of the Korea national team, the France directly made a big job.

Korea was pronounced directly as North Korea, and it was broadcast worldwide in French and English at the same time.

It's so exciting! The jokes of the Paris Olympics can't be watched at all, and France provokes Korea into a "serial"

I really didn't expect that the north and the south of the Korean Peninsula would "fight each other" for decades.

Suddenly, thousands of miles away in Paris, the "great unification" was completed.

It's as humiliating as if you were walking down the street, and someone mistook you for a "small day" citizen.

So the Korea people were angry on the spot, and the Korea Sports Association protested on the same day.

The IOC responded politely: That's a pity.

France also seriously apologized in Korean.

It's so exciting! The jokes of the Paris Olympics can't be watched at all, and France provokes Korea into a "serial"

However, it was not in English, so an apologetic "circle of friends" was only visible to Korea.

If it was just this joke, there were a lot of jokes in France this time.

But France clearly did not want Korea to have a good time on its doorstep.

On the day of the Opening Ceremony, all participating countries will be accompanied by clear flags and photos of their athletes.

It's so exciting! The jokes of the Paris Olympics can't be watched at all, and France provokes Korea into a "serial"

Each one is full of energy and high morale.

Only Korea's photographs focus on viewers gathered on the shore in the distance.

Even the flag of Korea was directly blurred, and the whole picture did not have a straight face.

All photos were posted on the official Instagram of the Games by the Paris Olympics.

It's so exciting! The jokes of the Paris Olympics can't be watched at all, and France provokes Korea into a "serial"

It's a bit of a targeted flavor here. It can be said that it is not very hurtful, and it is extremely insulting.

When the Koreans scolded and survived the opening ceremony, the France still did not let them go.

Directly misspelled the name of Korea's first gold medalist.

Wu Shangxu "changed his name" in Paris in situ - Wu Shangjiu.

It's so exciting! The jokes of the Paris Olympics can't be watched at all, and France provokes Korea into a "serial"

Not only that, the "intimate" France media also specially designed a "Japan-South Korea comprehensive national flag" for Korea.

Things have developed to this point, and the Koreans who are good at breaking big defenses really can't stand it.

The name of the country and the name of the player can be mispronounced and explained by mistake, but isn't this flag a ready-made picture?

How do you create a new one?

It's so exciting! The jokes of the Paris Olympics can't be watched at all, and France provokes Korea into a "serial"

Korea netizens said angrily and puzzled, although we accidentally missed the flag of France at the Winter Olympics, but as for such a grudge? Chasing us for revenge?

"Innocent, cute and confident", they can't help but ask from the bottom of their hearts: Is it because the France are so directed at us because they are a little inferior to us?

Korea broke the defense into a serial drama

Korea was not only upset by the France media, but Australia also came up and gave Korea a "kick".

On the first day of the medal table, our national flag was directly used on Korea.

If you think about it, we were indeed "one family 500 years ago", so isn't Goryeo the same state before us?

It's so exciting! The jokes of the Paris Olympics can't be watched at all, and France provokes Korea into a "serial"

The chef is coming to our Northeast restaurant today, and the level is estimated to be a cut.

Just kidding.

Even the United States got the Korea flag wrong.

In the medal rankings of the United States media, Korea directly carries the flag of South Africa.

Isn't this funny, these two countries can't fight each other.

It's so exciting! The jokes of the Paris Olympics can't be watched at all, and France provokes Korea into a "serial"

But Koreans can't help it, after all, "Daddy's dad is called grandpa".

So the anger of the Korean people can only be sprinkled on France.

As we all know, Korea people are also notoriously mean.

In the face of such a "great humiliation", Korea people directly opened the microphone passionately, saying that France is a rat paradise in a poor ravine.

It's so exciting! The jokes of the Paris Olympics can't be watched at all, and France provokes Korea into a "serial"

Korea netizens also claimed that in the future, France will be called the West Eight Countries in Korea.

Now that the Olympics are not over, I really don't know if the friendship between France and South Korea can go back to before the games.

epilogue

In fact, not only Korea, but also all countries in the world have enjoyed equal relaxation treatment in Paris.

For example, the national anthem of South Sudan was played on the field as Sudan's.

It's so exciting! The jokes of the Paris Olympics can't be watched at all, and France provokes Korea into a "serial"

Canada athletes went to compete, but the driver of the Olympic shuttle got lost.

When it comes to food, France claims to have Michelin-starred chefs serving vegetarian meals.

The true level is that even United Kingdom athletes say it is difficult to swallow.

Panicked, United Kingdom sent the cook from home overnight.

It's really curious what kind of food even the people of United Kingdom can't stand taste.

It's so exciting! The jokes of the Paris Olympics can't be watched at all, and France provokes Korea into a "serial"

India athletes have seen a lot of food and have never paid attention to eating.

But they are still not satisfied with the Olympic meal in France.

Because a bunch of vegetable leaves can't be eaten at all, athletes can only buy vegetables and cook by themselves.

Anyway, this Olympics is really exciting, as for any other interesting stories, let's wait and see.

It's so exciting! The jokes of the Paris Olympics can't be watched at all, and France provokes Korea into a "serial"

Selected sources:

CCTV video|Paris opening ceremony broadcast

Weibo|Paris Olympics

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