Earth is a special class, and every nation is a classmate in this class.
For a long time, Ami, the leader of the Earth class, has relied on his super strength and divide-and-conquer strategy to manipulate the students in the Middle East. Saudi Arabia, Israel and so on, not to mention, even the Iran, who have never dealt with United States, have actually been manipulated by United States in various ways.
This time, Israel's successful assassination of the leader of the Hamas organization in Iran triggered another escalation of the situation in the Middle East, and a major war was about to break out. At this time, a group of European students, including Disciplinary Committee Member Ah Ying and Literature and Art Committee Member Ah Fa, were a little anxious, and hurriedly found Ami and asked him to take care of it.
Former Defense Minister of Russia met with the Chief of the General Staff of the Armed Forces of Iran
A-Ying: Ami, my class leader, how to deal with the Middle East, you should say something!
Alpha: That's it, it's like this every time, you yourself and stinks a room, but you run away and get away with it, and you're still unreasonable.
Ami's face was a little unbearable, and she spoke sharply.
Ami: What did you say, Alpha? Besides, the emperor is not in a hurry, the eunuchs are in a hurry, and the students in the Middle East haven't said anything yet, what are you worried about in Europe?
Ade: Don't you want to talk about it in the Middle East? That's a complete disappointment in you, and I went to Ah Zhong to talk about it! Besides, if you hide in North America, but walk among the thousands of flowers, and the leaves don't stick to you, we in Europe are in front of the Middle East, and once the Middle East fights, not to mention the problem of energy supply, refugees alone can die of sorrow, okay?
Seeing the angry looks of the European classmates, Ami remembered that she still had to rely on them to deal with Ah Zhong, so she had to change her strategy.
Ami: Alright, what a big deal, look at the scare of you. Isn't it Iran, that's all what I'm used to, you do what I say, there is no problem with keeping.
A-Ying: Then you should say it first.
Ami: So, didn't I talk to my Israel classmates on the phone before, and now you go back and let me out the wind, publicize that I was on the phone, scolded the Israel classmates, and asked him not to cause trouble in the future.
Alpha: And then?
Ami: Leave the rest of the matter and just look at me.
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A-Ying, Afa and other European classmates, although they didn't believe it, they didn't have any better way, so they had to act according to Ami's arrangement.
Not long after, the Earth class was plastered everywhere with big-character posters that said that Ami, the squad leader, severely scolded Israel for Israel's assassination of the leader of the Hamas organization, and put down cruel words, and would never allow Israel to cause trouble again.
When the news was almost spread, the squad leader Ami finally moved, and he went straight to the house of the Middle Eastern tyrant Saudi classmate.
The Saudi classmates were having a small meeting with the Arab classmates, and when they saw Ami coming, they opened their mouths a little impatiently.
Saudi: Aramco, what are you doing again?
Ami: Xiaosha, look at what you said, aren't we allies? I can't come and see you yet?
Saudi: Oh, yes. So allies, Israel classmates bully my cousin every day, you help me beat him?
Ami was slightly embarrassed.
Ami: Ah...... Well, you know, Israel is also my ally. The palms and backs of these hands are full of meat, how can I beat him for you?
U.A.E.: Hehe, Israel is your heart, but we can't talk about the back of your hand, at most it's your fingernails.
Ami's face changed several times, but she finally endured it.
Ami: Okay, I know you have grievances in your hearts, but I'm here to solve the problem. You have heard that after Israel assassinated the leader of Hamas, I have severely scolded him and strictly demanded that he not cause trouble in the future. I believe that after my warning this time, the Israel students will definitely restrain themselves, besides, you local tycoons definitely don't want to fight in the Middle East and make a mess, right?
United States urgently send additional aircraft carriers and fighter jets to the Middle East
Saudi Arabia: Aramco, you said "Israel will listen to persuasion this time", you said it 8 times in a year, right? Did he listen?
Ami: Believe me, this time is really different.
Saudi: Believe you! Forget it, anyway, you can't tell me, and I don't fight Israel, so you can say whatever you want.
Ami: Xiaosha, don't you lose your temper, peace in the Middle East is beneficial to you after all, I came this time, just to say, not to prevent Iran from retaliating against Israel, but to restrain him when he retaliates, it is better to give me a breath in advance, I will help Israel intercept it, Iran will save face, Israel will keep Lizi, everyone will control the situation together, okay?
Saudi: What are you telling me about? You go to Iran.
Aramco: Isn't it true that I have no contact with Iran? I know that Afghanistan and China have mediated reconciliation between Saudi Arabia and Iran, and the Iran embassy in Saudi Arabia has been re-established, so you can help me bring him a message.
Saudi: Don't don't, you said that last time, I brought you a message, and what happened? Israel is crazy again, completely disrespectful to Iran, I don't have the face to speak for you anymore, you better tell him yourself.
Ami's face darkened.
Ami: Then you call him, and I'll tell him personally.
The Saudi classmate saw that Ami was not good, and he didn't want to completely fall out with him, so he reluctantly took out the phone and dialed the number of the Iran classmate.
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Saudi: Hey, it's me, Xiaosha. Brother Lang, someone in my family wants to talk to you on the phone, is it convenient for you? That's right, it's Ami! Uh-huh...... I know that he is rebellious, shameless, and thicker than the city walls...... Yes, pirates, it's habit to be unreasonable, what? You say he's still proud of shame and reverses black and white? It's hard for me to say, but I often do things like long allies and short allies, and stab my allies in private...... What did you say? I'm not a good sign, oh oh, you say he's a pest, oh, it's an insult to say he's a pest, and I understand it this time......
Ami, the squad leader, listened to it on the side, couldn't help it, and snatched the phone.
Ami: What are you doing, you two are singing and harmonizing, am I here to scold? Iran, you listen to me, this time Israel assassinated the leader of the Hamas organization in your house, I have already scolded him, and asked him never to commit it again in the future, it is enough to give you face, you don't know what to do, my aircraft carrier has been sent over, really fight, it is you Iran who suffers, and the entire Middle East! It's not that I won't let you take revenge, but you just do what you did last time, symbolically find some face, don't make trouble for me!
After Ami finished speaking, there was a long silence on the phone.
Ami stood in place, the corners of her mouth curling.
Ami (narrator): Hmph, no matter how fierce you say? Aren't you going to be pinched by me? Give a sweet jujube and a stick, my skills are getting more and more perfect!
Ami was thinking about it when the voice of an Iran classmate suddenly came from the phone.
Iran: Aramco, I'll you eight! @#￥%%￥……
There was a long list of ugly swear words on the phone, and the class leader Ami was scolded, until the Iran classmates hung up the phone after scolding, and a busy sound of "beep" came from the earpiece, and Ami reacted.
His face was flushed, the veins on his neck were bruised, and he gritted his teeth.
Ami: It's the other way around! It's the other way around! I am the head of the squad and personally came to persuade peace, but if this kid doesn't listen, forget it, and ...... He also scolded me, he is going to rebel!
Israel army shelled Lebanon
Saudi Arabia and other classmates looked at Aramco and looked indifferent.
Jordan: So what? Ame, Iran rebelled, are you going to fight him personally?
Ami: I'm ...... I...... I won't let him go anyway!
After Ami finished speaking, she felt shameless in the face of Saudi Arabia and other classmates, and left as if she had fled.
He rushed to his house with a heavy heart, and halfway through, he suddenly met Ah Zhong, a member of the study committee, who was driving the tractor, but the carriage was empty.
Ami: Ah-Zhong? Why are you here?
Ah Zhong: Ah...... This one...... I just went on a desert tour, and as you know, the deserts of the Middle East are magical, so I go for a walk when I have nothing to do.
Aramco: Travel? Desert? So what are you driving a tractor for?
Ah Zhong: I ...... By the way, there is no water in the desert, and I am afraid of thirst when I go to travel, so I pull a little more water.
Ami: Oh, I see.
Besides, Ami, you went to send weapons to Israel?
Ami: How could it be! I love peace so much, I'm here to fight.
Ah Zhong: Hey, that persuasion must have been very successful, right?
Ami's face suddenly turned ugly.
Ami: Ah Zhong, I have a question, can you help me analyze it?
Zhong: You say.
Ame: That's right, the first few times Israel came to me, I pretended to curse Israel, and at the same time used Saudi Arabia to exert a deterrent to Iran, and the matter was controlled. But this time I still did this, but Saudi Arabia did not wait to see me and did not say anything, Iran also directly scolded me, I saw that he was determined to do it. You said that the routine that worked before is useless now?
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Zhong: Ami, I've really thought about it. In my opinion, there are three reasons. First, Haniyeh was assassinated, for Iran, it was the guest who was killed in his own home, in the past, his own people had an accident, he could bear it, now that the guest has an accident, if he still endures, do you guess that the Shiite rebels in the Middle East are still willing to listen to him?
Ami: Makes sense, and then what?
Zhong: Second, Ami, I'm not laughing at you, and you don't look at yourself now? In the past, you did evil in the Middle East, no one could beat you, and now the Houthis in Yemen can make your aircraft carrier dare not stay in the Red Sea, why should others be afraid of you?
Ami blushed a little and hurriedly retorted.
Ami: I wasn't beaten away by the Houthis, I changed my defense and adjusted my strategy.
Ah Zhong: Okay, even if you adjust your strategy. Let's talk about the third, you are also the eldest brother, you should be able to understand, when the younger brothers under your hands are gearing up and ready to do it, when the eldest brother's stop can be the first time, the second time, and the third time?
Aramco: Are you saying that Hamas, the Houthis, and Allah all want to take revenge on Israel, and Iran can't hold it back?
Azhong: Why are these people, do you think Saudi Arabia and them are not angry at Israel's misdeeds? Now that the entire Islamic world is dissatisfied with Israel, if Iran is instigated again, how will he still compete for the position of "big brother" in the Middle East?
Ami: So that's the case, I have to say, Ah Zhong, you still have a set of things. But I always feel that something is wrong, do you say that it is possible, it is these people in the Middle East, who has the support, so they are not afraid of me?
Ah Zhong: Impossible! When pigs fly! Who dares to offend you in the earth class, right! Okay, I still have something to do, I'll withdraw first, you can go home too, don't stay in the Middle East for a long time, their desert here is a bit evil, I see that there may be more hypersonic monkeys!
Ami: Huh?!
Ah Zhong drove the tractor without looking back. Ami was about to leave, and suddenly found that a small card appeared at the location of the tractor just now.
Ami picked it up suspiciously, and saw a few words written on it: Desert Prayer Guide!
Ami flipped over and looked closely, and there was a string of instructions written in smaller words on the back.
1. The god of the desert only loves those who have the courage to resist the hegemony!
2. The god of the desert has studied abroad, so he often leaves instructions in Chinese, Russian, etc., please study in advance.
3. Advice from the God of the Desert: God does not ask for anything in return, but when he causes trouble, he must not confess God's deeds.
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That's the end of today's story.