Earth is a special class, and every nation is a classmate in this class.
Recently, a strange thing happened to the Earth class, the squad leader Ami's family, the captain of a destroyer, was beaten by the Houthis and became suspicious. According to the United States media's own reports, it was the captain who lost confidence in commanding the destroyer and was dismissed by the US military.
After the news came out, the students were surprised, the squad leader Ami has always claimed that his navy is unparalleled in the world, and he was previously skeptical of his life by studying the committee member Ah Zhong, who used electronic warfare to fight his life, and even if he was dismissed from the position of captain of the front-line, how can even the Houthis beat the front-line officers of Ami's family to lose confidence?
In order to find out the truth of this matter, some students in the Earth class who did not deal with the class leader Ami ran to the homes of Yemen classmates overnight to find the Houthis to learn from them.
Since the Houthi openly started a war with Ami, his family did not dare to live, for fear of being bombed by Ami, so he chose a cave to spend the night at a fixed point every night.
Houthi drones
On this day, he just came out of an unknown cave, wearing a pair of broken slippers, carrying an RPG on his back, and was about to start a new day of "playing beauty daily", when he was surrounded by a group of classmates who suddenly appeared.
Those who openly lead the way are the Iran, the Syria, the DPRK, the Afghanistan, and the Lebanon Allah Party; Hiding behind are Saudi Arabia, Iraq, Egypt, U.A.E., and even sports commissioner Afghanistan and Russia.
Houthi was a little stunned when he saw so many people surrounding him.
Houthis: What are you doing? What are you doing with so many people around me? I don't have any oil at home, huh?
North Korea: Xiaohu, what are you talking about, although we are poor, we will not do such things as stealing and robbing. You treat us as the evil North American capitalist anti-human...... Gangster Ami, isn't this an insult?
Hearing that the North Korean classmate scolded Ami for more than ten minutes in one breath, and there was no duplicate, Houthi couldn't help but feel respect.
Housthis: Brother Chao, I apologize to you! Just scolded Ami for half an hour without the same skills, I made this friend of yours, say, what is the matter with me?
Iran: It's not a big deal, it's just that I heard that the captain of a destroyer in the Ami family was beaten by you to doubt his life, what the hell is going on?
Houthis: Really? I don't know, but it's normal! Frankly, since the ...... After everyone agreed to deal with Ami together and show solidarity with the Palestinian classmates, I changed my tactics and focused on fighting Ami's aircraft carriers and destroyers. To put it mildly, this kind of tactic, let alone Ami, even if I encounter it myself, I'm afraid!
The destroyer guarding the USS Eisenhower was overwhelmed by the Houthis, and its captain lost confidence in commanding the destroyer
Sports Commissioner Ao who was hiding in the crowd couldn't help it.
Ao: Xiaohu, you say be specific!
Housthis: Hey, Ao, you're here to learn from it, too?
Ao: No, no, no, I was just passing by, and I never heard that you called the captain of the Ami family to doubt life, so I came to study. I'm a dignified sports commissioner, if I really want to do it with Ami and grow mushrooms for him directly, do you need to learn any skills? But it sounds interesting, so can you tell me about it?
The classmates glanced at Ah Ao meaningfully, but they didn't debunk Ah Ou's lies, they just looked at Houthis.
Houthis: Speaking of which, I have to thank the great desert god. As you know, we used to be guerrillas, and we couldn't even build motorcycles. But since Israel, the faceless one, began to bomb the civilians of Gaza, angered the desert god, and as soon as the desert god became angry, monkeys began to grow in the desert, drones, and even ignited me, so that I learned the technology of hypersonic monkeys in a short period of time. With this, I can compete with Ami!
A group of students from the Middle East bowed to the East in unison, full of affectionate praise:
"Thank you, Great Desert God!"
Ao: Thank you to the god of the desert...... Hey, I've been led astray by you, which is the god of the desert, it's clearly the East...... Where the sun rises in the east, the child of the earth lives and the god of growing vegetables.
Saudi: As always, the god of vegetable cultivation has recently upgraded his godhead and learned the technique of growing vegetables after turning the desert into an oasis, so he also worked part-time as the god of the desert.
Oil tankers attacked by the Houthis
Ao: Okay. But it's still wrong, hypersonic monkeys, I have them, and Xiao Chao also has them; UAVs, I have them, Iran also has them, why did we not fight the captain of the Ami family doubted life, only Houthi classmates did it?
Syria: Yes, the Houthis were not born today, he has been fighting with Ami and Israel for more than ten years, why didn't he be so powerful before, but now he suddenly became so powerful?
When the students heard this, they all looked at Houthis in unison.
Hussei was also at a loss, but he had an idea and thought of something.
Housthis: Actually, I don't know, but if you have to ask me an answer, it may have something to do with a martial arts book I picked up in the desert, right?
Ao: Another gift from the god of the desert?
Iran: What cheats?
Housthis: I can't tell, it's a bit strangely named, it's called "Friends of Military and Civilian Talents", and it has a lot of strange knowledge and martial arts, and one of them is particularly marked in red, and I learned this kind of martial arts to become powerful.
Saudi Arabia: Don't sell off, just talk about the details.
Houthis: Actually, it's just a few sentences, which are called "The enemy advances and I retreat, and the enemy is stationed and disturbs; When the enemy is tired, I fight, and when the enemy runs, I chase! "There is also a comment written by the desert god himself, which probably says that the key is to boil them, and he will fight when he eats, and fight when he sleeps, so that he can't eat or sleep well. When he was on full defense, he didn't fight, boiled him, and stayed up until he thought it was safe, and suddenly gave him a blow. Fight until he doesn't think about tea and dinner, and has a nervous breakdown, and the purpose of the battle is achieved.
Houthi armed equipment
Saudi: I think I've seen this thing, I remember it was a slogan posted on the wall of a barracks, who is here?
U.A.E.: Collect! Don't think about it, Brother Sha, you forgot, what did the god of the desert say at that time, if you cause trouble, you can't report his name.
Shad nodded and didn't say anything more.
Iran: That doesn't sound difficult, but why can't we learn it?
Sports Commissioner Ao had already understood at this time, and let out a long sigh.
Ao: I see, it's normal for us to learn, because it's ...... Aladdin's magic lamp, which is a tactic specially created by the god of the desert for the Houthis. The core of this tactic is that Houthi has no home at all, he runs to sleep in a cave at every turn, and he has no fixed assets. Even if the squad leader Ami wants to beat him, he can't find it; Second, it is not necessary to use hundreds of thousands, millions of dollars, tens of millions, hundreds of millions of dollars, fighter jets, billions of destroyers, tens of billions of aircraft carriers, and the Houthi in the caves, and Ami can't bear the consumption, so it works. But we are like us, we have a fixed family business, a house and a land, no one needs to look for it, as long as we pick up our most expensive property and blow it up, we can't bear it, how can we fight the enemy?
Iran nodded.
Iran: I see, I understand when you say that. I've suffered so much over the years, but isn't it because I'm worried that these pots and pots at home will be smashed, so I swallow my anger?
Saudi Arabia: Is it also wrong to have money and property? Do we, the local tyrants, these classmates with fixed real estate, deserve to be bullied? I can't bear it!
The United States defense secretary boarded an aircraft carrier deployed in the Middle East to boost morale
Iraq: If you want me to say, since you are in the ...... The god of planting vegetables and the god of the desert can tailor a set of tactics for Houthis, and can beat the captain of the Ami warship to doubt life, so let's go find him...... I mean, bye to him, maybe he can give us a set of martial arts cheats?
The eyes of the Saudi classmates lit up.
Saudi: Reliable! That's it, the so-called money can make ghosts grind, this desert god, most likely also loves money, right? If I were to raise a finger for a billion dollars, would you say he would teach me a little bit of a unique skill?
U.A.E.: Go together, it's a big deal for me to spend another 30 billion to buy a ticket to Mars, anyway, everyone who goes to the moon buys it, and it's not bad for this one.
In this way, a group of students from the Middle East said goodbye to the Houthis and turned to the east, making a devout pilgrimage to the god of the desert.
And that's the end of today's story.