Before, a colleague said that another colleague was saying bad things behind his back, and he was very angry! But there's no need to be angry, because we're also cricking other people's behind our backs
- The great god of wearing books: "Walk through, and you can sit on mountains of gold and silver, and one person will be above ten thousand people." ”
- Joy in my heart, wear! This wave is not a loss!
- Results
- dressed as a cat on the tip of Fu Xiao's heart, the villain in the book who makes the world tremble.
The bad deeds of "Interstellar Chief Prosecutor" YY
Youyi is a genius.
At the age of fifteen, he was admitted to the best school in the interstellar world.
At the age of eighteen, he was exceptionally promoted to probationary prosecutor.
At the age of twenty, he was handpicked by the president and awarded the Silver Medal of Merit.
However, the reason why he is said to be a genius is not because of the above reasons, but-
"It's because I'm so handsome." Youyi grinned.
- rather, I have never seen such a brazen person.
Yes, that's why.
[The people of the earth have Yisi,
Traveling to the interstellar age,
Seven thousand seven hundred seventy-one days,
away from him as chief prosecutor,
Twenty-four hours to go. 】
"The whole interstellar loves the dishes I make" red beans and rice
Welcome to Wonderful Food!
The small shop has smoked chicken, stewed chicken, called flower chicken, roast duck sauce, duck with salt water, steamed fish, salted fish, squirrel fish, white meat, spicy meat, Dongpo meat!
Buy a main dish and get a main dish free, and there are three soups to choose from, so don't miss it when you pass by=W=
Plot version copywriting:
Liang Er is a shopkeeper, and one day he crossed over and became the second young man of the Liang family who failed to awaken the spiritual power of the Interstellar Federation and died.
The elder brother is missing, the parents are arrested, the family is wronged, and he is in the trash planet Huang Yunxing, which has a harsh environment.
There is a shortage of food here, and it is extremely unpalatable!
Liang Er was angry and made a pot, relying on a few tricks he learned from the chef, not only fed himself, but also became popular all over the star!
"It's Another Day of Broken Vase Characters" has six grains
One day, Lu Qi got off work late at school, and saw someone on the rooftop about to jump off the building, so he rushed to save people, but he fell downstairs.
When he woke up, he was reborn as the person who attempted to jump off the building - the popular little fresh meat Lu Qi.
But Lu Qi, who became a star for some reason, has a headache: he can't act and dance, and he has already passed the age of his early twenties, how can he stand up for himself?
Soon he found out that Lu Qi was a vase that only his face could hit all over his body.
Lu Qi understood: Oh, it's just a vase that eats and waits for death, isn't it simple?
And the black fans who are used to squatting in hot searches and waiting to eat melons were caught off guard and ushered in waves of slaps in the face.
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Lu Qi took a certain advertising endorsement and played the piano.
Black fan: The pose is quite professional, not bad.
At a satellite TV's New Year's Eve party, Lu Qi sang Liszt's "Bell", which shocked the audience.
Black Pink: ??? Which pianist is wearing the skin of a vase?!
——
On a school reality show, Vase Lu Qi expressed his desire to be a teacher.
Black fan: Laughing to death, he hasn't finished his undergraduate pheasant university, don't mistake people's children, okay?
Xueba deliberately found fault: "Classmate Lu, we don't know this question, I heard that you are very good at learning, teach us~"
Lu · College Entrance Examination Certificate· Undergraduate T University· a certain Ivy League full award straight doctor· Qi glanced at the question and found that he had done it in the IMO competition: "Simple, if|." S|=1, let S={( x?,y? )}, by Bezout's theorem, there exists an integer ab , such that (5 minutes omitted here)...... Got it? ”
Xueba: ?? What s what b ?
Black powder: After a few words, my face hurts so much :)
What about insisting on the vase for a hundred years? Is it really good to say that it will collapse!
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Copywriting 2:
As we all know, the opponent of the top traffic Feng Qianxing is not other actors, but a vase of small fresh meat Lu Qi.
Forced to bundle, forced to market, forced to match.
One day, Xinglu CP was hyped on the hot search again, and Feng Qianxing's fans were about to tear up their sleeves and the marketing account, but found that it was the idol himself who posted a Weibo:
[Feng Qianxing: Stone hammer, this is my official cp@ road prayer, we are the CP of the road, welcome everyone to knock [heart]]
A minute later, Lu Qi forwarded it, and there was only a meaningful ":)".
Suddenly become a fan of both sides of a family that loves each other:? Tease me???
[Urgent! What should I do if my idol becomes a licking dog for my family! [Everyone, let's quickly taste this actor who knocks himself and the opponent's cp to the flying]
"The Cat Dressed as a Villain" West Mountain Fish
The great god of wearing books: "Wear through, and you can sit on the mountains of gold and silver, one person and ten thousand people." ”
Su Zening was happy in his heart, wear! This wave is not a loss!
Result –
Su Zening dressed as the big villain in the book, Fu Xiao, who made the world tremble, a cat.
Su Zening Cat, who was eating the top Italy blue lobster that was flown over this morning, lay in the arms of the maid lady, turned over, and · in her heart: "I believe you are a ghost, you bad old man is very bad!" ”
After all the hard work, Su Zening can finally become a human, but he accidentally became Fu Xiao's new younger brother.
He had to switch back and forth between the little brother of the waste wood and the little overlord of the Fu family every day.
So in the company.
The younger brothers looked at the newcomer Su Zening: "If we don't do anything here, we will be made into a cement pillar by the big boss and sink into the sea." ”
Su Zening: !!
The villain looked at his useless new little brother and said coldly: "Waste, if you can't do it well, you will never appear in front of me again." ”
Su Zening cried: "I, I, I will never again." I don't want to be a cement pillar! ”
Villain: ......
After training the younger brother, the villain went home.
As soon as he pushed the door open, Su Zening's · cat fell from the sky and sat on the face of the villain with a cold and noble ass, and stomped on his face with his paws expressionlessly: Call you to kill me, tell you to scold me!
The villain is gentle and helpless: "Ancestor, you step on it lightly, don't step on your paws." ”