"A beautiful woman sells a house, which makes you laugh."
Recently, I heard that there was a beautiful woman selling a house, and that experience was really unbearable.
After the beautiful woman put the house on the agency, she began to look forward to finding a buyer as soon as possible. One day, a couple came to see the house. The beautiful woman enthusiastically took them on a tour of the various corners of the house, while introducing the advantages of the house. When she walked to the bedroom, the beautiful woman said proudly: "The lighting in this bedroom is very good, and the sunlight can shine directly on the bed in the morning." The couple nodded, and suddenly the wife asked, "Isn't it going to be noisy that night?" The beauty hurriedly waved her hand and said, "No, no, it's quiet here." But just then, there was a loud dog barking from next door. The beauty's face turned red all of a sudden, and she said embarrassedly, "Uh...... This is only occasional. ”
On another occasion, a young man came to see the house. The beautiful woman introduced it enthusiastically, and when the young man saw the kitchen, he asked, "All the facilities in this kitchen are still usable, right?" The beauty said confidently: "Of course it works, it's all good." As soon as she turned on the faucet, the water squirted out and splashed her and the boy. The beauty hurriedly turned off the faucet, while apologizing: "I'm sorry, I'm sorry, it may be a little problem." The young man looked at her with a smile and a smile.
Another time, an aunt came to see the house. The beautiful woman took her aunt around the living room, and when she saw a painting on the wall, she asked, "This painting is very good-looking, can you sell it together?" The beauty smiled and said, "Auntie, I want to take this painting, I can't sell it." The aunt was a little disappointed, and then asked, "What about this sofa?" It looks pretty new. The beauty just wanted to say that the sofa could be sold together, but as soon as she sat down, the sofa "creaked" and sank. The beauty was so embarrassed that she couldn't wait to find a crack in the ground to get into, and quickly explained: "This ...... This sofa may be a bit problematic, but it can be fixed. The aunt shook her head, turned around and left.
The process of selling the house of this beautiful woman is full of all kinds of accidents and funny things, and I don't know when she will successfully sell the house.