Some time ago, my aunt introduced an object to my cousin, and it ended after a day, and I went to ask about it to find out. The cousin and the girl met that day, and the two went to eat hot pot and watch a movie

Some time ago, my aunt introduced an object to my cousin, and it ended after a day, and I went to ask about it to find out. The cousin and the girl met that day, and the two went to eat hot pot, watched a movie, and then held hands together to go to the nearby square. The two sat in a chair and talked happily, when a 4-year-old boy walked up to him and quietly called out to his father. The cousin was frightened and quickly told the woman that it was not her child. The woman replied calmly with a smile: "It doesn't matter, my son will also be your son in the future." cousin......

2, colleagues and girlfriends talked about three years of love, but the relationship is still limited to holding hands, every time he asked why he did not further develop, he always said that some things still want to wait until after marriage to develop, otherwise in case of emotional problems, the loss is the woman, as a man to know how to be responsible for both sides, listen to him so we all gave him a thumbs up, there was a departmental dinner but he said the big truth, it turned out that her girlfriend is learning karate, or karate coach, every time he wants to further develop, it is beaten nose blue face swelling.

3, the sister-in-law got married, and the husband rented a helicopter. When the dowry was moved, he asked the sister-in-law: "Do you have fragile items in your bag?" The sister-in-law sincerely thought for half a day: "Yes! Then with a serious face, she opened her huge box and churned it for half an hour, and just ten minutes before the plane was about to take off, the sister-in-law took out two bags of small raccoon dried! crisp! face! I almost choked on my laughter...

4, a buddy and his wife quarreled, the wife pulled the luggage to return to the mother's house! The buddies are anxious, pointing to the light bulb and swearing: If you are angry again, the light will be extinguished and I will be extinguished! [I'm about to cry] [I'm about to cry] Suddenly the lights went out, and my pants were wet! [Tears] [Tearful] thought, not so accurate, right? Suddenly the lights came on again! Turning his head to see his son standing on the switch, "Dad, isn't it exciting?" ”........ [Cover your face] [Cover your face] [Cover your face]

5, a grandmother likes to sit in the park and feed the pigeons. One day she brought a whole piece of fresh bread to feed her daily companions. Pinch a piece, feed a piece, and she feeds the pigeons happily. Suddenly, a man in his early forties came up and told her that she shouldn't take such good food to feed the pigeons, because they could find food anywhere, but there were many people in Africa who were starving. This made the grandmother very unhappy, and she replied with great anger: "I can't throw Africa that far!" ”

6, a friend meets a woman, and then take it home. When the woman saw that the house was good, she didn't leave, helping him cook and do hygiene every day. Just as the two were sweetly living the life of a small family, suddenly one day the woman packed her bags and left, because she saw the landlord come to collect the rent...

7, Dad taught me from a young age: don't try to argue with stupid people, he will pull your IQ down to a level with him, and then beat you with a wealth of experience. You have to follow him, let him make a mistake to the end, and never look back. For example, if he says that the bowl grows from a tree, you say, yeah, I just picked one from the tree, and I haven't dried it yet! I was still young and seemed to understand something, but I still kept my father's teachings in mind! So whenever Dad said to me: Is your skin itchy again? I said, "Yeah, it's not only itchy, it's itchy!"

8, the throbbing that this movie has brought me has always been there, so it has led me to enjoy it over and over again. The love story of Hal and Sophie is romantic and beautiful, and full of real life atmosphere, so that everyone can find their own shadow from it, the so-called classic, is it? Hal, always in the heart

9. Meet your wife-to-be to go to the hotel. Arrived at the front desk, actually met my cousin and her boyfriend, so as not to be embarrassed, I quickly laughed, and told my cousin, just with your sister-in-law shopping, the weather is too hot, a smelly sweat, she wants to take a bath, I still have something, I will come to pick her up! My cousin blushed, pointed at her boyfriend, and said to me, yes, yes, it's hot, he also wants to take a shower, I want to go back! The two of us were at the door of the hotel, saying goodbye to each other, going back to the other way, 5 minutes later, the two of us sneakily met at the hotel front desk...

10, in order to save enough for the down payment of the house early, the girlfriend found a part-time job in a fast food restaurant. When the night shift is when the guests leave, when they leave work. There were only two customers in the shop last night, and they never left, and the girlfriend was very depressed. At this time, I quietly walked to the router and decisively pulled it! Five minutes later, the guest pays and the girlfriend leaves work.

1 My parents' marriage is arranged, my father 17 my mother 16 was engaged, engaged for three years the two did not talk more than ten sentences. When I was about to get married, my grandmother asked my father to take my mother to buy things, and the two of them were alone for the first time, and after buying things, my father said to my mother, do you eat? My mom was very embarrassed to say that she wouldn't eat, and then my dad said you wait, and then threw my mom on the side of the road and went into the restaurant to eat it, and when she finished eating, she came out and said to my mom, go, go home! My dad is mighty, authentic eighties dick.

12, I said, in the future class do not want boys and boys to sit together, girls and girls to sit together, boys should take the initiative, do not know the current proportion of men and women is not coordinated? It is always a few people who talk about a topic together, which is not conducive to broadening your thinking.

13. When I was studying for graduate school at the University of Pharmacy, I got along well with a female teacher who was 12 years apart. After a long time of interaction, the relationship is getting closer and closer, and I usually call her surname Wang! Qingming Festival went to her family to go to the grave, her mother's family has more people in the previous generation, and there are more people in this generation, which is very lively! After eating and playing cards with the brothers-in-law, after a while he was thirsty and shouted: "The surname Wang, make a pot of tea!" "At this moment, the air froze, and when I looked up, the whole family of their family was looking at me, or I would come by myself!"

14, smoking is harmful to health, so recently planned to stop smoking. Today Dad gave me a cigarette, and Dad said tightly: This cigarette will not be smoked for a month, buy you a tablet. And then I really put up with it for a month. Yesterday, when Dad brought the computer, I asked: Dad, why do you believe that I am not smoking??? Dad laughed and said, "Your dad and I put a cannon fight inside, and you dare to blow you up."