Personal life experience
Today I want to invite the whole family to a meal, because I have not pulled out a dime for too long, and today I am going to have a wave of year-end family feedback.
Early in the morning, I saw my mom take out her battle robe ----- leopard print undershirt in order to dress up.
There was a small crack in my clothes, and my mother sat on the couch to mend it.
She lowered her head, hunched over, wearing reading glasses, and I saw the scattered gray hair on the top of her head, and thought to myself that my mother was also in her 60s.
I wanted to be lyrical, but I blurted out: Why are you like Sun Wukong sewing a tiger skin skirt for yourself?
My mother looked up at me and said, "Don't talk nonsense, you have a treat today, I can't lose face for you."
My mom really wanted not to lose face for me, she really did the same as a model, and it was a leopard print base, a fried fur jacket, and half a bottle of mousse with her hair sprayed, which was a bit too exaggerated!
The Hatama Chi in the Eight Divisions of the Tenryu is nothing more than this hairstyle.
Finally, she put on her pearl necklace.
She said to me while dressing up: You invite your in-laws to dinner today, catch up with New Year's Day, don't be too stingy.
Me: Got it, I'm not as slamming as you think!
Mom: Yes, I know you're not going to be so childish when it comes to big things, so don't be too picky.
Me: I'm not done yet, I'm not as slamming the door as you think, I'm the slamming of the door that you can't imagine!
After saying this, I quickly flashed, and my mother was stunned for a long time with a comb, and she was reflecting on what I meant by this sentence.
When they arrived at the hotel, they went to the private room first, and I ordered tiger grouper and Boston lobster on the first floor, as well as a king crab.
Get a few seafood to help the elderly, although my father-in-law has gout and can't eat it.
After I sat down, my mother and my mother-in-law praised each other again, and my mother kept pushing my husband up and belittling me in order to show her pattern in front of her in-laws.
My mother: Oh, you said that Hongzhi is so lazy, Da Niu can still tolerate her so much, Da Niu is really a good boy.
My mother-in-law: No, Hongzhi is not as lazy as you say, and I think the house is almost cleaned up.
My mother: Roar roar roar ~ in-laws, you really look at your daughter-in-law, what shortcomings in your eyes are also advantages.
My mother-in-law: That's that, my daughter-in-law just looks good!
After listening to what they said, my eyes tightened, and I immediately lucked my dantian, and I was afraid that I wouldn't be able to control my laughter.
6 people, we ordered 12 dishes, and the restaurant also gave a plate of pickled radish. I've done my best, and all the money I sent to Toutiao was smashed into it today to make the big guy eat openly.
I was going to give everyone a gift today, but I was going to wait for next month because of budget overruns.
I wanted to raise a glass to make an opening statement, but I was ready, and the words in my stomach couldn't hold back and started to want to jump out.
Suddenly, my mother stood up, raised her glass and toasted my in-laws, thanking them for taking care of me and my little family.
She snatched my stage and didn't greet me in advance.
My in-laws and my mom clinked glasses to each other, replaced wine with tea, and drank heartily.
I have to say that my mother's words on the scene are really a set.
My husband, who doesn't know how thick the sky is, also strongly joins in, he "hmm" to clear the field first, and then thank a circle of people.
He didn't mention me, I thought I was still the finale, at least the compliments on me, at least 50 words.
Finally, my husband patted me on the shoulder and said to my mother: Mom, Hongzhi has been married to me for so many years, I have always treated her well, I can eat meat, and I will never let her drink soup......
With such a down-to-earth testimonial, he seems to have come out of the bottom of the beggar gang!
My mother raised her palms and waited for my husband to finish and applaud her son-in-law.
My husband talked for a long time, and came to say: So this morning she weighed on the red branch, and she reached 150 pounds again, proving that she was not aggrieved with me!
The air froze.
Externally, my weight has always been a diet, and I have been lying to my mother that I only have 130 pounds.
My mother immediately laughed and boasted: Da Niu is really good at talking, this kid is so real!
I felt like I was going to bite my lip.
Write the blood book--- Hugh!
Then my in-laws and my mother started to eat, laughing and laughing.
In the end, I quietly went out to pay the bill, and after settling the account, I spent a total of 1,700 yuan.
After eating, I thought that I would have to occupy a home, so let me say a few words.
I asked the three old men, can you tell each of you which dish is the best one to eat today?
They immediately said in unison: It's all delicious, it's delicious!
Me: No, today you have to tell the truth, everyone has to tell a dish, whoever wants to tell a lie is dishonest!
The three of them looked at each other, and no one said a word.
I nodded at my mom: "You can say it first."
My Mom: Hmm...... Inside, the best one, I feel like it's the pickled radish.
As soon as these words came out, didn't this smash my field! I spent 1,700 yuan, and I even said that it was a pickled radish, or a pickled radish given by a hotel!
After my mother finished speaking, my mother-in-law had the courage to say, "I think the best thing to eat is the staple noodle soup just now."
My father-in-law followed closely behind: I think the best thing to eat is the steamed hemp yam from that big harvest.
After listening to the three of them, I didn't dare to risk asking again.
My back was chilling for a while, so I slipped a few bites of lobster tongs and crab legs, and I licked my tail a few bites, and gave them all the good meat, and finally ended up with this!
I quickly packed up my things and packed the leftovers home.
It's sad, it's sad.
I still want to give them a wave of easter eggs, a wave of benefits, and a New Year's gift at the end of the year.
In this way, there is no need, just send a military coat to one person.