How amazing is the crazy behavior of girls when they are drunk?
Ladies and gentlemen, are you ready for a storm of drunken revelry? Today we're going to reveal what incredible things those drunk girls can do! Trust me, this will definitely blow your eyes away and make you laugh until your stomach hurts!
Climbing a tree in high heels? No problem!
Imagine a girl in delicate high heels, usually elegant and decent, but now she is waddling in the park trying to climb a big tree. She said confidently: I want to give you an aerial ballet! Passers-by were dumbfounded, not knowing whether to dissuade or applaud. How did the warrior end up? Let's wait and see!
What's hidden in the bag? Pleasantly surprised!
After a girl drank high, she suddenly wanted to surprise her friends. What did she take out of her expensive purse? That's right, a whole sauerkraut fish! Imagine that image: her face full of excitement announces that I've brought you a late-night supper! The friends looked at each other, not knowing whether to laugh or cry. This woman, your bag is a treasure chest!
Street pick-up battles
There was a girl who got drunk and asked for the contact information of the grandfathers on the street! She said happily: I want to collect a hundred uncle's WeChat, who will be my lucky hundred? Passers-by were amused and worried, and some even secretly called the police. How will this fantastic social experiment end?
Run, sister!
There was a girl who got drunk and suddenly felt like a top athlete. She ran wild and shouted: I want to go to the Olympics! What's more, she also ran and kowtowed from time to time, as if she was performing some kind of mysterious ritual. Passers-by took out their mobile phones to take pictures, and some laughed and said: Is this practicing a new marathon?
Lightspeed Undressing Xiu
A certain girl suddenly felt that her clothes were too hot after drinking high, so she decided to have an impromptu strip show. She took off as she ran, and finally only her underwear was left to run wild in the street. Passers-by exclaimed: Wow, look! Is anyone filming a new version of "Streak"? Some enthusiastic people hurriedly found clothes to put on her, avoiding a possible Internet storm.
Roommate turned housekeeping
A girl returns to the dormitory after getting drunk and suddenly transforms into a hard-working little bee. Despite her roommates' obstructions, she insisted on washing everyone's clothes. The next morning, everyone was surprised to find that the entire balcony was hung with colorful clothes. The girl smiled and said, "Surprise, huh?" I saved everyone money! The roommates couldn't laugh or cry, and could only sigh: This drunken energy is too big!
The nemesis of tech products
A girl got drunk and yelled at the tablet: Why don't you listen to me? I'll shut you up! The roommates watched with laughter and tears as she struggled with an inanimate object. In the end, the tablet had to be hidden so that it would not suffer unjustified disasters. This tech buster, your combat effectiveness is truly amazing!
Drunken confession adventure
A certain girl decides to confess to the boy she has been secretly in love with for a long time after drinking high. She pulled passers-by and began to kiss, and her mouth was still shouting: I finally mustered up the courage! As a result, when I woke up the next day, I found that the object of my confession turned out to be a fire hydrant on the street! In this wave of operations, even onlookers sweated for her.
Little Sister Infinity
There was a girl who looked weak and weak, and after getting drunk, she actually overturned a solid wood coffee table with her bare hands! She said triumphantly: Look, I'm better than Superman! The roommates were dumbfounded, thinking: Why didn't you usually find out that you still have this hidden skill? You'll have to be careful in the future, don't mess with this power player!
Moms' moments
Don't think that only young girls go crazy, drunk moms are not to be outdone! A mother climbed onto the table after drinking high and started improvising breakdancing. Her children were dumbfounded, not knowing whether to applaud or find a crack in the ground to get into. This scene definitely refreshed the children's perception of serious mothers!
Dog: I want a different owner
When a girl comes home drunk, she uses her dog's kennel as a toilet! The poor dog looked innocent, as if to say: Master, do you have any misunderstanding about me? When she woke up the next day, the girl looked at the mess in the house, and could only smile wryly and start cleaning. The dog is probably considering whether to change to a non-drinking owner.
Conclusion: Thoughts after laughing
After reading these hilarious drunken stories, we can't help but laugh and wonder about the question: Is excessive drinking really worth it? While these stories sound funny, the risks and embarrassments that can come with drunken behavior are real. Wouldn't it be better if we could learn to drink in moderation, so that we could enjoy the wine while maintaining grace and reason?
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