On June 27, "Piranha" starring Xu Dongdong premiered online.
Xu Dongdong is undoubtedly already the queen of bad movies on the Internet, and the movies starring her are basically vulgar, no matter what the subject matter, the director's thoughts are written on the actress's figure, but Xu Dongdong has restrained himself a lot in the past two years.
It's a pity that "Piranha" is still a bad movie.
The cost is only 5 million, the premiere of "Piranha" won the first place, and Xu Dongdong caught the king of monster films again?
Monster films have always been the favorite of mainland audiences, even if Hollywood has declined like this, "Godzilla vs. King Kong 2" still won nearly 1 billion box office, which shows the audience's love for this theme, monster films have always been the sweets of the Internet University, but due to the limited cost, the Internet monster films are basically selling dog meat on the head of a sheep, and there are almost no real big scenes.
According to online reports, the production cost of "Piranha" is only 5 million.
The well-known actor is Xu Dongdong, with the advantage of the subject matter and Xu Dongdong's "big" appeal in the Internet University. "Piranha" rushed to the first place on the new list and soaring list on the platform within 2 hours of its launch, and it is predicted that there is no pressure on the final box office to exceed 10 million.
A proper box office king. It's a pity that the movie's word-of-mouth has overturned.
Rubbing the side to sell meat, the audience shouted for a refund, and Xu Dongdong's new film was full of bad reviews!
"Piranha" is a typical Xu Dongdong-style Internet bad movie.
The plot of the movie has almost no logic.
In the film, the heroine played by Xu Dongdong went on vacation with a group of good friends, but she didn't expect the hotel she booked to ask them to check out, because their discount was not right, and they were asked to book a room at the current price.
The male protagonist said, I'm your boyfriend, I'll give you money, and we'll live in this house.
But the heroine is arrogant, I won't spend your money, otherwise I'll go back.
When everyone was helpless, the male protagonist saw a hotel recruiting waiters, and he also included food and lodging, so he encouraged everyone to apply, and he could work while playing.
I really can't complain about the brain circuits of the current domestic film directors and screenwriters.
The heroine, these people dare to go on vacation when they can't even afford to live in a hotel at a normal price? Even if you go, who has a good family to work on vacation? Hasn't the screenwriter experienced the intensity of the work of a hotel waiter during the peak period? Why don't I go home to work like this, and come out to play when I earn enough money?
The funniest thing is that the hotel didn't interview them, and they said you should go to work at a glance.
Please, the heroine's brother in the setting has an intellectual disability, and the hotel lets him go to work? This plot is purely designed by letting the heroine and a group of people enter the hotel, or is it better to say that this hotel deliberately gives a discount because of piranhas? led to the heroine's stay, and it was more convincing.
The brain circuits of the villains in the film are also inexplicable.
The fishermen salvaged a huge piranha and its baby piranha with strong reproductive ability, the villain is a hotel owner, sent someone to snatch the piranha, I thought he was going to do biological experiments, after all, most of the nets are this kind of routine, but people actually want to make the piranha baby into sashimi to sell, I really don't understand, where did he see that this piranha can be delicious?
Then there is the heroine, they accidentally found a piranha at work, so they reported the hotel online.
In order to cope with the inspection, the hotel poured a lot of piranhas into the sewers, so the whole hotel became a paradise for piranhas, and the heroine and they had to fight the big piranha. This scene is also a big head, a total of four or five stories high, the heroine and they were blocked in a room by a piranha, and the piranha, who was obviously invulnerable, suddenly couldn't even break the door.
watched the protagonists jump off the building and run away. Eventually, they ran away, and the piranha jumped down and fainted.
What are you afraid of with this kind of combat power!
It can be said that the whole movie is inexplicable, the director's only mind is the actresses, the actresses of the protagonist group are all dressed coolly, Xu Dongdong was unexpectedly okay this time, and the exposure was quite restrained.
This time, the main force of the edge rubbing became the second female.
Everyone worked as waiters together, people were serving tea and pouring water, and the second woman and her boyfriend were discussing the meaning of life in the pool.
The heroine is exposing the illegal behavior of the hotel, and the second female is still looking at it beautifully.
Even her boyfriend gave the piranha to eat, and the expression of the second female character still did not change, but I have to say that many viewers of the whole movie focused on the second female person, and even involuntarily took screenshots.
None of the second female characters in the film appear to be dressed well.
The whole process is deep V low-cut, all kinds of walking, running, and swimming are showing their proud figure.
It's really a bit too much, which leads to bad reviews of the movie, after all, the audience is here to watch the movie, and the previous Internet movies are all embellishments, but this time "Piranha" takes the edge as the main dish, no wonder the audience ridiculed: It's better to directly expose the flesh, what kind of movie to make.
Overall, my evaluation of "Piranha" is, bad movie! Refund!